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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Wineslob on January 29, 2013, 04:35:33 PM

Title: FM Radio funnies
Post by: Wineslob on January 29, 2013, 04:35:33 PM

Our local rock station plays little "blurbs" in-between sets/commercials. Some that crack me up are:

"If you drive a UPS truck, you've delivered a dildo."

"If you had a pet duck and didn't name it Quackers, I hope you die in a fire".

"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday............I said, my life back".

 :rofl:

Title: Re: FM Radio funnies
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 29, 2013, 07:21:15 PM

My pet duck isn't named "Quackers."

His name is "Witz."

Title: Re: FM Radio funnies
Post by: A7X_foREVer on January 29, 2013, 07:35:45 PM

I heard one that UPS and Fed Express are merging it is going to be called Fed Up

Title: Re: FM Radio funnies
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2013, 07:55:33 PM

*groan*

Title: Re: FM Radio funnies
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 30, 2013, 02:57:00 PM

If Bianca Jagger were to marry Larry Zonka, She would become Bianca Zonka.

This is a fact. A crowded elevator smells "different" to a midget.