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Title: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2013, 02:36:22 PM
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Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift

According to the police report, one of the men had a gun. "He started yanking on the door and made me open the door. He kind of flung it open and dragged me out and demanded that I get on the ground... face down, so I couldn't look at him of course."

Randolph, 51, said one of the thieves pointed a gun at him while asking how to use the car. "They apparently couldn't start it. I had to tell him four different times to push in the clutch, because it's a standard transmission."

Reports state, the suspects finally gave up and ran away, leaving Randolph on the ground. Police tried searching for the men, but they took off, "My first thought was I guess we don't have driver's ed. in school anymore because no one knows how to drive a stick. And my second thing was, don't shoot me because you can't start the car. I'm trying to help you out here. You know. Thankfully they didn't."
Fox News (http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/20757520/would-be-car-thieves-gave-up-when-they-couldnt-drive-stick-shift#ixzz2JOnG6nr6)

Thank God for dumb criminals.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2013, 04:25:27 PM
My dad would laugh and tell about his first encounter with an automatic transmission. He was working at a local Ford car dealership when the shop foreman sent him out to bring in an Oldsmobile. He came back in the shop telling the shop foreman the clutch pedal was missing. :-)
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2013, 04:27:27 PM
:rofl: That's pretty good.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: CactusCarlos on January 29, 2013, 04:55:51 PM
My dad would laugh and tell about his first encounter with an automatic transmission. He was working at a local Ford car dealership when the shop foreman sent him out to bring in an Oldsmobile. He came back in the shop telling the shop foreman the clutch pedal was missing. :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: longview on January 29, 2013, 05:02:15 PM
Too funny.  I got a better deal on my last car because it had sat on the lot for several months due to having a manual transmission.  Have also taken it twice to shops where the "gopher" had to get a mechanic because some young people don't get to learn to drive standards it seems.

Love the story about the missing clutch.  
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: BattleHymn on January 29, 2013, 05:04:03 PM
Wow, just, wow. 
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2013, 05:06:31 PM
I should have mentioned that dad's encounter was around 1938 or 39.....sorry.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2013, 05:17:13 PM
Too funny.  I got a better deal on my last car because it had sat on the lot for several months due to having a manual transmission.
Same here.

It wasn't much of a deal, but it was cheaper than similar cars at the same dealer.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: njpines on January 29, 2013, 05:37:13 PM
Same here.

It wasn't much of a deal, but it was cheaper than similar cars at the same dealer.
Same for me plus it had more horsepower
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 29, 2013, 06:54:32 PM
Ha!  My manual transmission is a safety feature  :rofl:
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: A7X_foREVer on January 29, 2013, 07:27:46 PM
Pop insisted I learn to drive a stick shift before any automatic
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: dixierose on January 30, 2013, 10:21:22 AM
Pop insisted I learn to drive a stick shift before any automatic

Mine too. I'm surprised at the number of people I know that cannot drive a stick shift...
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2013, 10:27:41 AM
My parents never owned a car with a manual transmission.  My father mostly owned trucks for work and did a lot of driving.  I think my mother preferred automatics simply for convenience and comfort.  I had to teach myself.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 30, 2013, 10:38:15 AM
My parents never owned a car with a manual transmission.  My father mostly owned trucks for work and did a lot of driving.  I think my mother preferred automatics simply for convenience and comfort.  I had to teach myself.

Both of my parents knew how to drive manuals.  My mother had a 1976 AMC Hornet that had a 3-speed manual with the shifter on the steering column.  My father taught me how to drive a manual in a 1971 Datsun 1600 pickup.  I had some 'growing pains,' but I worked them out.  I sort of do miss the manual shift, but the RAV I drive now doesn't have one.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: dixierose on January 30, 2013, 12:06:09 PM
I prefer manual shift....except in the middle of a traffic jam :-)
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: rich_t on January 30, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
For those of you that drive a stick....

How many of you float the shift and don't bother with the clutch?
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: dixierose on January 30, 2013, 07:48:23 PM
For those of you that drive a stick....

How many of you float the shift and don't bother with the clutch?

I use the clutch...
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: rich_t on January 30, 2013, 07:50:40 PM
I use the clutch...

When I was teaching my son to drive a stick, he was amazed when I showed him how to float the shift.

Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: BattleHymn on January 30, 2013, 08:53:29 PM
For those of you that drive a stick....

How many of you float the shift and don't bother with the clutch?

I like to keep brushed up on it, in the even a clutch cable breaks, or some other catastrophic event occurs; but, for the most part, I try to keep my synchros in good shape.  :-)
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Dblhaul on January 30, 2013, 10:09:32 PM
when I drove a 13speed roadranger trans I only used the clutch to stop and start. RPMs!
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 31, 2013, 07:43:11 AM
when I drove a 13speed roadranger trans I only used the clutch to stop and start. RPMs!

Same here with the old duplex, triplex, quadraplex MACK's....B, H, F models,....all of them.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: CG6468 on January 31, 2013, 08:21:36 AM
For those of you that drive a stick....

How many of you float the shift and don't bother with the clutch?

Don't have a stick now, but I did that all the time. So did our kids. My wife never got the real hang of it but could do it in a pinch.

Are stick shifts taught in any drivers' ed classes now?
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: longview on January 31, 2013, 08:49:52 AM
Don't have a stick now, but I did that all the time. So did our kids. My wife never got the real hang of it but could do it in a pinch.

Are stick shifts taught in any drivers' ed classes now?

One of mine took Driver's Ed in South Dakota.  They got the basics and were encouraged to practice outside of class, which was no problem.

I've heard that manuals have to be special ordered from many manufacturers now.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Johnny Yuma on January 31, 2013, 10:13:04 AM
when I drove a 13speed roadranger trans I only used the clutch to stop and start. RPMs!

The only way to drive !!

I started with sticks on the farm with tractors and an ol' 66 Ford truck ....

In my 8 month break from Schwans , I impersonated a car salesman at the local Ford dlr ....

We had a few youngins wanting to be cool and drive a stick .... I took a few out on lessons , even ...
they all ended up with automatics and I ended up with a sore neck....   :rotf:

I really loved the Lincoln Sport Coupe with the 5.0L and 5 spd stick ....
sleeper car !!
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: CG6468 on January 31, 2013, 10:44:56 AM
I think everyone should be required to know how to operate a vehicle with a stick shift.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: rich_t on January 31, 2013, 05:07:52 PM
I think everyone should be required to know how to operate a vehicle with a stick shift.

Ditto.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: DefiantSix on January 31, 2013, 06:18:08 PM
I think everyone should be required to know how to operate a vehicle with a stick shift.

You do know that with the 2012 model year, Ford stopped making vehicles with manual transmissions, right? Claimed that their vehicles with automatic trannies were just as efficient as the ones with the manual, and so they discontinued making them due to declining market interest in them.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: dixierose on January 31, 2013, 08:44:55 PM
You do know that with the 2012 model year, Ford stopped making vehicles with manual transmissions, right? Claimed that their vehicles with automatic trannies were just as efficient as the ones with the manual, and so they discontinued making them due to declining market interest in them.

WHAT?? No way...a Mustang without a gear shift is sacrilege in my book...
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: CG6468 on February 01, 2013, 09:28:59 AM
You do know that with the 2012 model year, Ford stopped making vehicles with manual transmissions, right? Claimed that their vehicles with automatic trannies were just as efficient as the ones with the manual, and so they discontinued making them due to declining market interest in them.

I don't think Ford's the only company that's done that, but I am not positive.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Johnny Yuma on February 01, 2013, 12:21:55 PM
WHAT?? No way...a Mustang without a gear shift is sacrilege in my book...

Is this a real recent development ?

don't tell that to the $70,000 Shelby I sold last fall  ...she had a real smooth 6spd stick ....

or the Focus Titanium that is on the local lot with a nice stick ...
Ford added the manual to the upscale Focus due to customer demand ... the ST also comes with a manual ...
unless , maybe they came off the line beforehand ?
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: DefiantSix on February 01, 2013, 03:54:44 PM
Is this a real recent development ?

don't tell that to the $70,000 Shelby I sold last fall  ...she had a real smooth 6spd stick ....

or the Focus Titanium that is on the local lot with a nice stick ...
Ford added the manual to the upscale Focus due to customer demand ... the ST also comes with a manual ...
unless , maybe they came off the line beforehand ?

All I'm doing is repeating what the Ford Dealership told me.  Went there looking for a replacement for my Ranger (with the 5-speed manual) and they said that Ford isn't equipping manual transmissions on their vehicles anymore.
Title: Re: Would-be car thieves gave up because they couldn't drive a stick shift
Post by: Johnny Yuma on February 01, 2013, 04:43:37 PM
All I'm doing is repeating what the Ford Dealership told me.  Went there looking for a replacement for my Ranger (with the 5-speed manual) and they said that Ford isn't equipping manual transmissions on their vehicles anymore.

The real problem is ... Ford isn't making a replacement for the Ranger , but , that's a whole nudder thread ! :bawl: