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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2013, 03:06:32 PM
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DUmmy backwoodsbob, one the DUmp's most obnoxious homos, turned his dog out into the street and it got run over.
Too bad for the dog, but it's a beautiful thing to see a DUmpmonkey suffer.
I love threads like this!
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:54 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
we just lost buddy...hit ..oh god
Buddies gone..OMG..My Baby..Oh god..Oh ****..my babies gone..Oh shit.
**** me..damnit..Oh God...DAMN
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018288366
Hey Bobbo - the mutt was run over by a car. That means it's your fault!
You let him run into the street to get killed! Your fault!
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:58 PM
LiberalEsto (15,554 posts)
2. oh no, how awful!
sending you vibes of comfort
Yeah, vibes do it every time.
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:13 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
13. God Damn IT
DAMNIT.
God DAMN I loved him.
****..this one hurts.He was my baby...**** **** ****
I love it! Suffer, DUmmy, suffer!
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:15 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
14. nothing to talk about
my babies gone.
Stupid DUmmy. You mean "baby's".
Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:24 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
16. My baby
OMG...My baby.Oh god I love him.OMG..My Buddy...my baby...oh god my baby
Gnash those teeth, Bobbo! Wail! Rend your clothes!
One of the best DUmp threads in a long time.
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:31 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
20. I just want to curl up and die with him
he was my baby..GOD DAMN
Well then, do it.
It's your fault he's dead! You let him get into the street!
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:45 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
28. it's killing me
it hurts
Go ahead and hang yourself, Bobbo.
It's only January, but you'll never be a DOTY candidate anyway.
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No experience is ever legitimate to a DUmmy until they post about it on the internet. Pathetic sacks of shit.
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Yes. Seems to me the last thing I would want to do is go on an internet board the moment such a horrifying thing happened. Maybe several days later when the pain was not so fresh. Because after all, it was MY FAULT.
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Oh man, what a downer. If Buddy were only an unborn child we could have had cake and ice cream.
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Damn....was the DUmmie into bestiality?
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No experience is ever legitimate to a DUmmy until they post about it on the internet. .
I know, right? that is just weird to be posting like that, seems with all those tears the keyboard would short out :(
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Oh man, what a downer. If Buddy were only an unborn child we could have had cake and ice cream.
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Yup.
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If true, my condolences to the low IQer. Even a sub 60 person can form an emotional attachment to a more intelligent being. DUmmys should not be allowed to have pets.
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Good God!!!! That's some industrial strength histrionics there. perhaps he would feel better if he smashed his teeth on a rock like the Hawaiians did.
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Wow... I love my animals, but, wow... Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.
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Wow... I love my animals, but, wow... Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.
What!! and miss the best part.
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What!! and miss the best part.
:lmao:
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I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.
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The dog is in a better place- away from the DUmmie.
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.
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If true, my condolences to the low IQer. Even a sub 60 person can form an emotional attachment to a more intelligent being. DUmmys should not be allowed to have pets.
Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob. ::)
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.
I'm on the verge of pouring neat bleach onto my eyes to try and quench the pain you just caused.
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Wow, too bad about the dog! But why would you let an animal out where it can run into the street? Much better to put a leash on if you're gonna be near the street if you can't control him. Teach a pup basic obedience and INSIST on it from him ALL the time. They need rules and consistency just like children. Except once they learn the rules they don't tend to disobey.
Cindie
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Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob. ::)
Wasn't the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.
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Wasn't the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.
It was a hit and run, but a security camera caught the driver on tape.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1248745762277_obama_go_cart.gif)
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Damn....was the DUmmie into bestiality?
That's what I'm sayin'....
Jeebus, this first post was over the top....waaaaayyy over the top, then they just went completely deviant from there what.....six, ....seven?
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:45 PM
backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)
28. it's killing me
it hurts
Good. Lord. Yes, I hate losing a dog. I like them far more than 98.75555% of the people, I personally know. I think about each and every one, from time to time. But, gawddamn.....
Quote from: kraven on Today at 01:31:44 pm
Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob.
Sounds about right. Those posts are dripping with "I want attention!!!! I want attention!!!" not, I miss my dog.
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Wasn't the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.
I was thinking the same thing except I think Hillery let the dog out as she is not a fan of Dogs. I notice the dog was never replaced due I believe for a comment Bill made about how happy he was to get the dog, gave him someone to talk to. Some woman do have a way of getting even with a cheating husband.
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I was thinking the same thing except I think Hillery let the dog out as she is not a fan of Dogs. I notice the dog was never replaced due I believe for a comment Bill made about how happy he was to get the dog, gave him someone to talk to. Some woman do have a way of getting even with a cheating husband.
Getting even by killing a dog.
Why does that not surprise me at all?
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Getting even by killing a dog.
Why does that not surprise me at all?
Hillary as a bunny boiler is not that surprising to me.
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Wow... I love my animals, but, wow... Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.
Well said, Wasp, well said. H5 given.
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.
If by "Chicks" you mean "Homos," maybe.
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If by "Chicks" you mean "Homos," maybe.
Yeah. DUmmy backwoodsbob isn't into chicks, even the hairy, smelly democrat kind.
He's sort of like a "Deliverance" queer hillbilly, except he has internet access.
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Well said, Wasp, well said. H5 given.
Thank you, sir.
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It was a hit and run, but a security camera caught the driver on tape.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1248745762277_obama_go_cart.gif)
Thank you for todays morning laugh for me :lmao:
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This primitives dog, Blackie the chicken, Pammy's cat....lots of pet suicides over on the island. They sure are trying to tell us something.
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.
Thanks, for that lovely visual this early in the morning.
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks.
Nope. DUmmy backwoodsbob swings from the other side of the plate.
No aching seed for the Calpig.
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I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.
:rofl:
Hi5.
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This primitives dog, Blackie the chicken, Pammy's cat....lots of pet suicides over on the island. They sure are trying to tell us something.
Animals are really in tune with what is going on in the world...they have great escape instincts. Something must be very troubling on the horizon.
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I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.
Drop a battalion eight of 8-inch on it . . . :fuelfire:
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Drop a battalion eight of 8-inch on it . . . :fuelfire:
It may be hard to find artillerymen even in cat and dog heaven, but Muslim paradise isn't that far away...the dog should just send a message over there about the pretty bridge the Jooos just built and wait for the fireworks.
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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #16)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:28 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (6,898 posts)
18. oh my god....
Do you have friends to come be with you?
Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #18)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:31 PM
backwoodsbob (4,300 posts)
20. I just want to curl up and die with him
Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #20)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:34 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (6,898 posts)
24. I KNOW that feeling.......
I was there 5 1/2years ago.
Do you have anyone with you? Or to call to come?
Blanche sounds willing to come over personally and take the pain away--just for starters--but joy-boy Bob can only blubber about Buddy. He's not at all interested in the Blanche conversion therapy.
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Queer with a large male dog...
I'm guessing he lost a lover.
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Queer with a large male dog...
I'm guessing he lost a lover.
Bob & Buddy could be the origin of the peanut butter lap dog story.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp
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It may be hard to find artillerymen even in cat and dog heaven, but Muslim paradise isn't that far away...the dog should just send a message over there about the pretty bridge the Jooos just built and wait for the fireworks.
I want you to know that The Heiress is pissed at me right now, as my laughing at that just woke her up.