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Title: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2013, 03:06:32 PM
DUmmy backwoodsbob, one the DUmp's most obnoxious homos, turned his dog out into the street and it got run over.

Too bad for the dog, but it's a beautiful thing to see a DUmpmonkey suffer.

I love threads like this!
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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:54 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

we just lost buddy...hit ..oh god

Buddies gone..OMG..My Baby..Oh god..Oh ****..my babies gone..Oh shit.

**** me..damnit..Oh God...DAMN
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018288366
Hey Bobbo - the mutt was run over by a car. That means it's your fault!

You let him run into the street to get killed! Your fault!


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:58 PM

LiberalEsto (15,554 posts)

2. oh no, how awful!

sending you vibes of comfort

Yeah, vibes do it every time.


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:13 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

13. God Damn IT

DAMNIT.

God DAMN I loved him.

****..this one hurts.He was my baby...**** **** ****
I love it! Suffer, DUmmy, suffer!


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:15 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

14. nothing to talk about

my babies gone.

Stupid DUmmy. You mean "baby's".


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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:24 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

16. My baby

OMG...My baby.Oh god I love him.OMG..My Buddy...my baby...oh god my baby

Gnash those teeth, Bobbo! Wail! Rend your clothes!

One of the best DUmp threads in a long time.


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:31 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

20. I just want to curl up and die with him

he was my baby..GOD DAMN
Well then, do it.

It's your fault he's dead! You let him get into the street!



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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:45 PM

 backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

28. it's killing me

it hurts

Go ahead and hang yourself, Bobbo.

It's only January, but you'll never be a DOTY candidate anyway.


Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2013, 03:12:15 PM


     No experience is ever legitimate to a DUmmy until they post about it on the internet. Pathetic sacks of shit.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Karin on January 28, 2013, 03:17:03 PM
Yes.  Seems to me the last thing I would want to do is go on an internet board the moment such a horrifying thing happened.  Maybe several days later when the pain was not so fresh.  Because after all, it was MY FAULT.


Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: USA4ME on January 28, 2013, 03:20:08 PM
Oh man, what a downer.  If Buddy were only an unborn child we could have had cake and ice cream.

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Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2013, 03:25:24 PM
Damn....was the DUmmie into bestiality?
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Gina on January 28, 2013, 03:26:29 PM

     No experience is ever legitimate to a DUmmy until they post about it on the internet. .

I know, right?  that is just weird to be posting like that, seems with all those tears the keyboard would short out :(
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Gina on January 28, 2013, 03:26:53 PM
Oh man, what a downer.  If Buddy were only an unborn child we could have had cake and ice cream.

.

Yup.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: jukin on January 28, 2013, 03:49:29 PM
If true, my condolences to the low IQer. Even a sub 60 person can form an emotional attachment to a more intelligent being. DUmmys should not be allowed to have pets.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Bad Dog on January 28, 2013, 03:54:29 PM
Good God!!!!  That's some industrial strength histrionics there.  perhaps he would feel better if he smashed his teeth on a rock like the Hawaiians did.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: wasp69 on January 28, 2013, 04:00:13 PM
Wow...  I love my animals, but, wow...  Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: 67 Rover on January 28, 2013, 04:11:09 PM
Wow...  I love my animals, but, wow...  Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.

What!! and miss the best part.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: wasp69 on January 28, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
What!! and miss the best part.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Tucker on January 28, 2013, 04:16:50 PM
I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on January 28, 2013, 04:25:22 PM
The dog is in a better place- away from the DUmmie.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM

     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: kraven on January 28, 2013, 04:31:44 PM
If true, my condolences to the low IQer. Even a sub 60 person can form an emotional attachment to a more intelligent being. DUmmys should not be allowed to have pets.

Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob. ::)
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Aristotelian on January 28, 2013, 04:36:52 PM
     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.

I'm on the verge of pouring neat bleach onto my eyes to try and quench the pain you just caused.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: delilahmused on January 28, 2013, 04:48:35 PM
Wow, too bad about the dog! But why would you let an animal out where it can run into the street? Much better to put a leash on if you're gonna be near the street if you can't control him. Teach a pup basic obedience and INSIST on it from him ALL the time. They need rules and consistency just like children. Except once they learn the rules they don't tend to disobey.

Cindie
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: 67 Rover on January 28, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob. ::)

Wasn't  the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.

Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 04:55:31 PM
Wasn't  the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.



It was a hit and run, but a security camera caught the driver on tape.

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1248745762277_obama_go_cart.gif)
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2013, 05:06:21 PM
Damn....was the DUmmie into bestiality?

That's what I'm sayin'....

Jeebus, this first post was over the top....waaaaayyy over the top, then they just went completely deviant from there what.....six, ....seven?

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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:45 PM

 backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

28. it's killing me

it hurts

Good.   Lord.  Yes, I hate losing a dog.  I like them far more than 98.75555% of the people, I personally know.  I think about each and every one, from time to time.  But, gawddamn.....

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Quote from: kraven on Today at 01:31:44 pm
Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob.

Sounds about right.  Those posts are dripping with "I want attention!!!!  I want attention!!!" not, I miss my dog.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: vesta111 on January 28, 2013, 05:13:35 PM
Wasn't  the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.



I was thinking the same thing except I think Hillery let the dog out as she is not a fan of Dogs.  I notice the dog was never replaced due I believe for a comment Bill made about how happy he was to get the dog, gave him someone to talk to.   Some woman do have a way of getting even with a cheating husband.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2013, 05:21:19 PM
I was thinking the same thing except I think Hillery let the dog out as she is not a fan of Dogs.  I notice the dog was never replaced due I believe for a comment Bill made about how happy he was to get the dog, gave him someone to talk to.   Some woman do have a way of getting even with a cheating husband.

Getting even by killing a dog.

Why does that not surprise me at all?
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: 67 Rover on January 28, 2013, 05:40:22 PM
Getting even by killing a dog.

Why does that not surprise me at all?

Hillary as a bunny boiler is not that surprising to me.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 28, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
Wow...  I love my animals, but, wow...  Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.

Well said, Wasp, well said.  H5 given.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 28, 2013, 07:54:25 PM
     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.

If by "Chicks" you mean "Homos," maybe.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2013, 09:26:48 PM
If by "Chicks" you mean "Homos," maybe.

Yeah. DUmmy backwoodsbob isn't into chicks, even the hairy, smelly democrat kind.

He's sort of like a "Deliverance" queer hillbilly, except he has internet access.

Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: wasp69 on January 28, 2013, 09:52:20 PM
Well said, Wasp, well said.  H5 given.

Thank you, sir.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Gina on January 29, 2013, 06:47:41 AM
It was a hit and run, but a security camera caught the driver on tape.

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1248745762277_obama_go_cart.gif)

Thank you for todays morning laugh for me  :lmao:
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: AprilRazz on January 29, 2013, 06:59:49 AM
This primitives dog, Blackie the chicken, Pammy's cat....lots of pet suicides over on the island. They sure are trying to tell us something.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: hillneck on January 29, 2013, 07:06:08 AM
     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.

Thanks, for that lovely visual this early in the morning. 
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 29, 2013, 12:29:16 PM
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks.


Nope. DUmmy backwoodsbob swings from the other side of the plate.

No aching seed for the Calpig.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2013, 12:52:17 PM
I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.

 :rofl:

Hi5.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2013, 12:55:24 PM
This primitives dog, Blackie the chicken, Pammy's cat....lots of pet suicides over on the island. They sure are trying to tell us something.

Animals are really in tune with what is going on in the world...they have great escape instincts.  Something must be very troubling on the horizon. 
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 29, 2013, 01:15:44 PM
I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.

Drop a battalion eight of 8-inch on it . . . :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 29, 2013, 03:18:43 PM
Drop a battalion eight of 8-inch on it . . . :fuelfire:

It may be hard to find artillerymen even in cat and dog heaven, but Muslim paradise isn't that far away...the dog should just send a message over there about the pretty bridge the Jooos just built and wait for the fireworks.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Delmar on January 29, 2013, 07:33:47 PM
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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #16)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:28 PM
 BlancheSplanchnik (6,898 posts)
18. oh my god....

     




Do you have friends to come be with you?

 
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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #18)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:31 PM
 backwoodsbob (4,300 posts)
20. I just want to curl up and die with him

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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #20)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:34 PM
 BlancheSplanchnik (6,898 posts)
24. I KNOW that feeling.......

I was there 5 1/2years ago.

Do you have anyone with you? Or to call to come?
Blanche sounds willing to come over personally and take the pain away--just for starters--but joy-boy Bob can only blubber about Buddy.  He's not at all interested in the Blanche conversion therapy.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Tucker on January 29, 2013, 07:34:59 PM
Queer with a large male dog...

I'm guessing he lost a lover.
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: Delmar on January 29, 2013, 07:40:56 PM
Queer with a large male dog...

I'm guessing he lost a lover.

Bob & Buddy could be the origin of the peanut butter lap dog story.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp
 
Title: Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 29, 2013, 07:55:07 PM
It may be hard to find artillerymen even in cat and dog heaven, but Muslim paradise isn't that far away...the dog should just send a message over there about the pretty bridge the Jooos just built and wait for the fireworks.

I want you to know that The Heiress is pissed at me right now, as my laughing at that just woke her up.