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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Aristotelian on January 28, 2013, 02:17:20 PM
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Denninmi (5,286 posts)
Meet Bipolar Man, the Lounge's new personal Superhero.
That's right, I'm just like Clark Kent.
I'm not a pathetic loser any more. My angst-filled, woe is me, crying days are over.
I'm the Lounge's new Superhero.
I will use all of my powers to fight for trust, justice, and the American way. Right here in the Lounge.
And hey, know this, I've always got your back!
Bipolar Man over and out.
To the bolded text - good for you, but I'll believe it when I see it...
As for fighting for the American way, when are you going to start attacking your fellow inmates at the DUmp?
DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018289601)
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What a loser! Couldn't even get Superman's motto right!
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I will use all of my powers to fight for trust, justice, and the American way. Right here in the Lounge.
Until you swing into your depression phase and don't even want to get out of bed long enough to take a piss.
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What a loser! Couldn't even get Superman's motto right!
Well a DUmmy fighting for truth would be like the Wicked Witch of the West fighting for water.
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Almost as sharp as a spoon.
Able to obtain social welfare money without any shame.
Look down in the gutter.
It's a moocher.
It's a kook.
Yes, it's the Dennis the Menace primitive.
ohiosmith
29. You need a sidekick!
He's Bipolar Man. He is his own sidekick.
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Geez, what a self absorbed attention whore :thatsright:
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Geez, what a self absorbed attention whore :thatsright:
Explains why he fits in well at the DUmp...
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Geez, what a self absorbed attention whore :thatsright:
Shame we can't mole match.com as well as DU.
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ohiosmith
29. You need a sidekick!
No, he needs the reverse--a kick in the side. :hammer:
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if that isn't a cry for help I don't know what is :???:
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No, he needs the reverse--a kick in the side of the head. :hammer:
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OMG, I have NO idea what the hell this person is talking about! Someone is obviously off his meds!
Cindie
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The guy has one successful C&B thread and thinks he's king of the world.
What a nut.
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How pitifully sad
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Geez, what a self absorbed attention whore :thatsright:
No, he's not.
On occasion, somebody actually wants to be with a whore.
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Oh look boys and girls. El Guapo has a sidekick just waiting to help her fight crime,fires. Lift 200 lbs of dead weight and do your taxes before April 15th. That is assuming you just want them done and don't care for accuracy.
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ohiosmith
29. You need a sidekick!
How about Pitt. William Pitt. Gay cowboy, able to hog tie young schoolboys in a single ballet plie. Able to slow down time from business hours to years. Stronger than a brick to the head.
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What a loser! Couldn't even get Superman's motto right!
DUmbass has yet to learn that you don't tug on Supperman's bib.
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I don't think a sidekick will help him. Maybe a kick in the butt.
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This was done to DUmmie Dennis for his own good.
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/monkey-in-space-iran-413x620.jpg)
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DUmbass has yet to learn that you don't tug on Supperman's bib.
The only DUmp superhero is Nomex nutcase nadin.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/fatspiderman.jpg)
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Let's see, they've got...
SheMaleHumanCat
KnowsEverythingLass
TakeItUpTheRumpBoy (several incarnations)
SmellyClownDude (aka InternetLaughingstockLad)
WomanLovingWomanChick (several incarnations)
FabricatingMammaryGland
Neckbeard
DrugInducedDelriumDunce
PretendDentistGuy
The Give Me YourStuff Society
Legion of Haters
The list goes on.
My point is what's one more superzero?
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Response to progressoid (Reply #5)
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 12:07 PM
Denninmi (5,296 posts)
I just bought a bunch of Nike ProCombat and Nike Heatgear workout clothes.
It sounds like a full-blown manic phase is beginning to bubble up.
But lunatic Dennis the Menace maxed out his credit cards during his last hypercrazy stage, and wild shopping sprees are his normal manic behavior.
This one could really be funny.
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It sounds like a full-blown manic phase is beginning to bubble up.
But lunatic Dennis the Menace maxed out his credit cards during his last hypercrazy stage, and wild shopping sprees are his normal manic behavior.
This one could really be funny.
I noticed the potential for spending...could definitely turn out to be a funny phase.