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Title: Got fired from new job already
Post by: 17 Oaks on January 28, 2013, 01:42:08 PM

Well first day on the job and just been fired from the 911 Emergency Call Center.

A man called Abdul Ahmed Mohammad phoned and said, "I'm depressed living in America and lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come, so I can finally meet Allah and have many virgins."

Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was the wrong response.

Title: Re: Got fired from new job already
Post by: chitownchica on January 28, 2013, 02:33:58 PM

 :rotf:

Title: Re: Got fired from new job already
Post by: A7X_foREVer on January 29, 2013, 07:39:08 PM

Did you tell him to enjoy his virgens as well :tongue:

Title: Re: Got fired from new job already
Post by: 17 Oaks on January 29, 2013, 07:41:33 PM

Quote from: A7X_foREVer on January 29, 2013, 07:39:08 PM

Did you tell him to enjoy his virgens as well :tongue:

LOL, no I asked him if he had any pictures of his wife nekkid...he said no, so I asked if it wanted some.  LOL