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Title: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: shoes off the couch on January 28, 2013, 12:15:38 AM
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Star Member mrmpa (1,645 posts)                                                 Sun Jan 27, 2013, 11:59 PM



Ass hole tea-baggers...........


On my way home from DC on Friday, I stopped for dinner at a Diner in Breezewood, PA. I sat at the counter, there was one man two stools down from me and two priests about four seats from me on my left. Across the counter was one man and a woman, but not seated together.

The man on my right, said something to the man opposite him about the N word president. The woman across from me told both men to stop the talk, she didn't want to hear it, I chimed in, that I didn't want to hear it either, the priests were silent. The man near me said "you're in a truck stop and we truckers hate the president and government and you (meaning me & the other woman) probably worked for the government." They did stop the talk and I finished my dinner.

As I got up to leave, I looked over at the men and said "every trucker I know at home is a Teamster, and everyone of them voted for the President. And if I went to one of their hang outs & said what you said, I'd be leaving in an ambulance."

My younger brother, A Teamster & shop steward, was supposed to take the trip with me, but they had a lot of trucks coming in to his shop on Friday and didn't want to saddle his co-workers with more work. If he had been with me, he wouldn't have hurt the offending tea-bagger, but he would have made him afraid.

As for the priests, I think I saw them bless themselves a couple of times.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022271390


Sure you did you *****.  :stoner:

 :badass:
Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2013, 12:37:09 AM
I have a more believable story.

I was sitting at the bar when a horse walked in.

The bartender looked at him and said, "Say, buddy, why the long face?"

The horse, who didn't understand English, shit on the floor and walked back out.
Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2013, 07:14:38 AM
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They did stop the talk ......

That never occurred.

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"every trucker I know at home is a Teamster, and everyone of them voted for the President. And if I went to one of their hang outs & said what you said, I'd be leaving in an ambulance."

Wanna bet?  You've obviously never been in one.

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My younger brother, A Teamster & shop steward, was supposed to take the trip with me, but they had a lot of trucks coming in to his shop on Friday and didn't want to saddle his co-workers with more work

Oh please, :whatever: ......are you working on his path to sainthood now (if he even exists  :wink: )?  Why did we need to know that?  Hmmmmm :bouncy:

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As for the priests, I think I saw them bless themselves a couple of times.

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What is it with you cretins?  That one sucked so hard you owe us  :stoner: .
Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2013, 07:29:44 AM
The truth about their president hurts the DUmmies.....but they love pain.
Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: Karin on January 28, 2013, 07:33:33 AM
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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"


Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 28, 2013, 07:42:52 AM


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H5!
Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 28, 2013, 08:05:21 AM
He Cred Post...Poorly.

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Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: Gina on January 28, 2013, 09:48:15 AM

(http://gbgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/HeadDesk.png)

What is it with you cretins?  That one sucked so hard you owe us  :stoner: .

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Mr Mpa Loompa spins a dinner time bouncy
Post by: Karin on January 28, 2013, 12:52:17 PM
Oh my...

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ReRe (1,602 posts)
2. All it takes is...

...the voice of ONE. Usually the voice of one multiplies as soon as it is spoken. I am not real impressed with the courage of the clergy, though. They are the ones who should have no fear, but often are the biggest cowards around. I have been known to scold them a time or too when I catch them behaving cowardly, by pointing my index finger into their chest while reminding them "..inasmuch as ye have done it unto the least of these, my brethren, ye have done it unto Me...". 

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Response to mrmpa (Original post)
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 03:28 AM
lexw (574 posts)
4. Good job, bro! I went on strike during the Reagan era in Orange County CA.

It was sad. Only me and one other person walked to strike. The rest worked as usual: it was a store of about 200.
Saturdays, while I picketed, were a joke: people were crossing the picket line in droves to shop. It was depressing.

HaHaHa!!!  You're a loser.   :loser:  And two people do not make a "picket line." 

And your post was completely off-topic.