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Title: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 09:54:41 PM
I'm watching Magic Mike...and my husband is gone.

Ask me anything.  :naughty:




 :drool:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:08:22 PM
My husband is doing this right now.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image-50_zps96ea1a49.jpg)

I need him here.  :whistling:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Freeper on January 26, 2013, 10:09:54 PM
What is magic mike?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: jctejas on January 26, 2013, 10:10:58 PM
hes missing out me thinks.

jctejas
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:13:41 PM
What is magic mike?

[youtube=425,350]fDUMabRaUnY&sns[/youtube]
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Freeper on January 26, 2013, 10:17:27 PM
[youtube=425,350]fDUMabRaUnY&sns[/youtube]

Oh one of those pron for women movies.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:26:00 PM
Oh one of those pron for women movies.

Yes but if you watched it with your woman you would reap the bennefits.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:26:53 PM
OMG now they have a group military strip going on.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:33:26 PM
Matthew McConaughey is hot.  Maybe if Dennis the Menace from DU looked like him the women would overlook his crazy ass and he would at least get some to get over his dry spell.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Freeper on January 26, 2013, 10:36:19 PM
Yes but if you watched it with your woman you would reap the bennefits.

We don't need a movie in this house to reap benefits.  :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 10:43:54 PM
We don't need a movie in this house to reap benefits.  :-)

You have no idea what I'm talking about, you are a man.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 26, 2013, 10:58:21 PM
[youtube=425,350]fDUMabRaUnY&sns[/youtube]

Those guys are most likely homosexuals. :tongue:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2013, 11:05:29 PM
Those guys are most likely homosexuals. :tongue:

No try aren't  :p

Edited to say I meant THEY not try. I swear to god apple's auto correct screws you just to make you look stupid.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ChuckJ on January 27, 2013, 07:46:42 AM
No try aren't  :p

I hate to break it to you BEG, but CL might be right.

They aren't on a sports team or in the military, but they've chosen to be very close to each other while sweaty and near naked. Despite their near naked state they still found a way (collar and thin tie) to have a metrosexual look.

I would bet they even try to act overly macho to throw people off the scent of their true persuasion.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: jtyangel on January 27, 2013, 08:21:57 AM
Matthew McConaughey is hot. 

Yes. His drawl has always killed me too. Swoon. Too bad he's a nutjob irl
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: vesta111 on January 27, 2013, 08:22:50 AM
I'm watching Magic Mike...and my husband is gone.

Ask me anything.  :naughty:




 :drool:

BEG, is your hubby out duck hunting ????
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Flame on January 27, 2013, 08:24:11 AM
No try aren't  :p

Matt Boehmer is gay, unfortunately.  Channing isn't though.  :naughty:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 12:52:17 PM
Matt Boehmer is gay, unfortunately.  Channing isn't though.  :naughty:



Awwwww yeahhhh....

(http://lucianalevy.com.br/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/channing-tatum.jpeg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 12:53:51 PM
BEG, is your hubby out duck hunting ????

Yes he is, he got a few ducks and geese.  He is coming home tonight. He told me he hasn't had a shower since Wednesday.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 12:55:29 PM
Yes. His drawl has always killed me too. Swoon. Too bad he's a nutjob irl

I try to ignore that.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 01:02:09 PM
I hate to break it to you BEG, but CL might be right.

They aren't on a sports team or in the military, but they've chosen to be very close to each other while sweaty and near naked. Despite their near naked state they still found a way (collar and thin tie) to have a metrosexual look.

I would bet they even try to act overly macho to throw people off the scent of their true persuasion.

Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 01:04:12 PM
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

Different strokes for different folks?  O-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ChuckJ on January 27, 2013, 01:20:56 PM
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

I'm not saying they are homosexual because of any degree of hotness. As a heterosexual male my hotness meter just registers females.

I'm saying the evidence based on the posted photo would suggest that they are homosexual.

Let me ask you to look at it this way. If they were thin guys instead of muscled up guys and they were in the exact same situation (mostly naked, sweaty, huddling near each other and wearing collars with thin ties) what would most people say about them?

I'm just trying to view them without bias.   :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 27, 2013, 01:35:56 PM


Let me ask you to look at it this way. If they were thin guys instead of muscled up guys and they were in the exact same situation (mostly naked, sweaty, huddling near each other and wearing collars with thin ties) what would most people say about them?

I'm just trying to view them without bias.   :-)


Those models in SI Swimsuit edition? Do you appreciate them for the bodies, or wonder if they are lesbians? If they were scrawny girls with no boobiez or fat girls squeezed in and overflowing the bikinis.... what would most poeple say about them?

 :tongue:

Seriously, the hot sweaty guys with the good bodies?

Who cares about their sexual orientation? We just want to look at them, fantasize maybe... not marry them!

We fall in love with and sleep with you real men.... fat, skinny, or hunky....cause we wuvs you!!!

And you guys that we marry? You love us more than you love yourself.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ChuckJ on January 27, 2013, 01:53:20 PM

Those models in SI Swimsuit edition? Do you appreciate them for the bodies, or wonder if they are lesbians? If they were scrawny girls with no boobiez or fat girls squeezed in and overflowing the bikinis.... what would most poeple say about them?

 :tongue:

Seriously, the hot sweaty guys with the good bodies?

Who cares about their sexual orientation? We just want to look at them, fantasize maybe... not marry them!

We fall in love with and sleep with you real men.... fat, skinny, or hunky....cause we wuvs you!!!

And you guys that we marry? You love us more than you love yourself.


As a lesbian trapped in a man's body I really don't give much thought as to whether or not the ladies in the window shopping issue of SI share my predilection for women.  :-)

But remember, I never said not to look at those guys. I'd never get in the way of a lady's fantasy.

Hell, every time I see a Vin Desiel movie on the TV schedule I dvr it for my wife. She says she likes his...voice  :rotf: Yeah, right. And I like Dana Delany's smile.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 27, 2013, 02:25:32 PM
When Magic Mike and Ted were in Theaters at the same time it was the first time in the history of the Universe where women wanted to go see a movie about strippers and men wanted to go see a movie about a boy and his Teddy bear.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 02:40:18 PM

Those models in SI Swimsuit edition? Do you appreciate them for the bodies, or wonder if they are lesbians? If they were scrawny girls with no boobiez or fat girls squeezed in and overflowing the bikinis.... what would most poeple say about them?

 :tongue:

Seriously, the hot sweaty guys with the good bodies?

Who cares about their sexual orientation? We just want to look at them, fantasize maybe... not marry them!

We fall in love with and sleep with you real men.... fat, skinny, or hunky....cause we wuvs you!!!

And you guys that we marry? You love us more than you love yourself.


See, she gets it. Then again, she is a woman.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 02:43:50 PM
When Magic Mike and Ted were in Theaters at the same time it was the first time in the history of the Universe where women wanted to go see a movie about strippers and men wanted to go see a movie about a boy and his Teddy bear.

What do I know about gaydar, I thought George Michael and Adam Ant were so hot in high school. I would have dropped my drawers for Prince...I think I still would to this day.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
Me and the old lady watched Magic Mike a few months ago.  I liked it.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 02:57:06 PM
If anyone wants to know if I would be attracted to them, ask yourself, do you look remotely like any of the following.

In no particular order...

Rob Lowe (my husband looks a little like him)
Robert Downey Jr.
Lenny Kravitz
Johnny Depp (the dirty one)
Brad Pitt (sometimes)
The Rock (all of the time)
Matthew McConaughay

Honorable Mention...Greg Gutfeld (mainly for his mind and wit but he is cute too)

I'm sure there are more, I'll add to it if I think of any more.


Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2013, 02:59:51 PM
If anyone wants to know if I would be attracted to them, ask yourself, do you look remotely like any of the following.

In no particular order...

Rob Lowe (my husband looks a little like him)
Robert Downey Jr.
Lenny Kravitz
Johnny Depp (the dirty one)
Brad Pitt (sometimes)
The Rock (all of the time)
Matthew McConaughay

Honorable Mention...Greg Gutfeld (mainly for his mind and wit but he is cute too)

I'm sure there are more, I'll add to it if I think of any more.





That's it. I'm outahere.   :bawl:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 03:06:39 PM

That's it. I'm outahere.   :bawl:

I'm still thinking...you aren't out of the running yet.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 03:10:10 PM
Ok, I just made myself laugh. I have noticed "guests" lurking in this thread for awhile now. I can hear DU "men" now, "What a neaderthal that BEG is, she sees men only as sex objects".
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 27, 2013, 03:12:53 PM
This is why I never put pictures/movies of me being all sweaty and hot out there where the world can see them.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 03:14:19 PM
This is why I never put pictures/movies of me being all sweaty and hot out there where the world can see them.

Because we would think you are the ghey?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 03:14:52 PM
I'm joking by the way CC.  :wink:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2013, 03:15:08 PM
I'm still thinking...you aren't out of the running yet.

Unless you add Wallace Shawn or George Costanza?    :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 27, 2013, 03:15:56 PM
Because we would think you are the ghey?

Ooh girl! You have no idea.

Kidding
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 03:17:09 PM
Unless you add Wallace Shawn or George Costanza?    :-)

Oh stop, I would do you for your mind.   :p
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2013, 03:18:32 PM
Oh stop, I would do you for your mind.   :p

 :blowkiss:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 27, 2013, 03:19:36 PM
The movie of the year according to Greg and Andy.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 03:21:03 PM
The movie of the year according to Greg and Andy.

See, we got another one. I think the mens are jealous.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: jtyangel on January 27, 2013, 03:40:41 PM
I try to ignore that.

Me too sister.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
Me too sister.

Ditto. 
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 03:48:46 PM
Ok, I just made myself laugh. I have noticed "guests" lurking in this thread for awhile now. I can hear DU "men" now, "What a neaderthal that BEG is, she sees men only as sex objects".

And the problem with that would be........
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: DixieBelle on January 27, 2013, 05:46:58 PM
I love Matthew M. Hubby calls him Matthew McKindagay :-)

But my all time #1 is Timothy Olyphant or Timmy Olyphantasic ;-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2013, 05:51:54 PM
I love Matthew M. Hubby calls him Matthew McKindagay :-)

But my all time #1 is Timothy Olyphant or Timmy Olyphantasic ;-)

That's Justified, though.    :rofl:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 05:53:10 PM
I love Matthew M. Hubby calls him Matthew McKindagay :-)

But my all time #1 is Timothy Olyphant or Timmy Olyphantasic ;-)

See, yet another one.

I told my husband about the movie I watched last night. I told him it was about strippers.  He assumed it was about girls.  :whatever:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 27, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
What do I know about gaydar, I thought George Michael and Adam Ant were so hot in high school. I would have dropped my drawers for Prince...I think I still would to this day.

BEG,

That's disturbing on multiple levels. :rotf:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 06:57:44 PM
BEG,

That's disturbing on multiple levels. :rotf:

 :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: NHSparky on January 27, 2013, 07:31:43 PM
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

Uh...cause they are?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 07:37:38 PM
Why do you men always try to say that the men we think are hot are the ghey?   :panic:

I just do it to antagonize my old lady. 
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 27, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
I just do it to antagonize my old lady. 

Calling her your old lady probably would do it more.  :p
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 08:23:29 PM
Calling her your old lady probably would do it more.  :p

It's a southern thing.  I think it's ole lady.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 27, 2013, 08:30:09 PM
Calling her your old lady probably would do it more.  :p

If I ever would have referred to my mother or wife as "The Old Lady", my dad would have beat me to death.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2013, 09:54:31 PM
If I ever would have referred to my mother or wife as "The Old Lady", my dad would have beat me to death.

If my man referred to me as his ole lady, I would smack!  Ok, not really, because I am older than he is.  :whatever:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 10:39:08 PM
If my man referred to me as his ole lady, I would smack!  Ok, not really, because I am older than he is.  :whatever:

I have never done that, nor will I. My wife is NOT my "ole lady".
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
I have never done that, nor will I. My wife is NOT my "ole lady".

I never say that really.  It's more of a joke.  A lot of the rural folks around here use that term when referring to their wives, fiancees, girlfriends and I don't really understand why.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
I never say that really.  It's more of a joke.  A lot of the rural folks around here use that term when referring to their wives, fiancees, girlfriends and I don't really understand why.

Same thing here. I consider myself to be way above doing that.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Maxiest on January 27, 2013, 10:48:53 PM
Same thing here. I consider myself to be way above doing that.

Yeah, I just usually call her my...  oh wait.......
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: CG6468 on January 27, 2013, 10:59:12 PM
Yeah, I just usually call her my...  oh wait.......

I call and introduce her as "my wife." After 48 years (7/11/1964), I still can't comprehend why she continues to put up with me.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 28, 2013, 03:56:59 AM
I'd smack M up the side of the head so fast he wouldn't know to duck, if he ever ever EVER referred to my as his old - or ole - lady!

We're not married - but it was 19 years together last week  :o :o :o - and he has always referred to me, or when I have overheard him talking about me - as My Lady ( emphasis on my), The Redhead, or Deb(least is this).
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 06:35:49 AM
I'll be sure to buy a comfortable couch when I get married. I plan on calling my wife "Woman" or "Lady in my life who drains the will to live from me."
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 07:36:00 AM
I'll be sure to buy a comfortable couch when I get married. I plan on calling my wife "Woman" or "Lady in my life who drains the will to live from me."

That angle works on women real well. [/sarcasm]

At least you are preparing in advance for the results.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 28, 2013, 09:53:17 AM
I'd smack M up the side of the head so fast he wouldn't know to duck, if he ever ever EVER referred to my as his old - or ole - lady!

We're not married - but it was 19 years together last week  :o :o :o - and he has always referred to me, or when I have overheard him talking about me - as My Lady ( emphasis on my), The Redhead, or Deb(least is this).

Seeing that my wife is 6 years younger than I, if I ever referred to my wife that way, she'd smack me--and be 110% justified in doing it.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Wineslob on January 28, 2013, 10:05:14 AM
Yes but if you watched it with your woman you would reap the bennefits.


Wife watched it, she was meh (she ordered it)............I thought it was a better story than the trailers would lead you to believe.


BTW, if the guys, ladies, are prettier than you are, they are gay.   :rofl:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 12:26:32 PM

Wife watched it, she was meh (she ordered it)............I thought it was a better story than the trailers would lead you to believe.


BTW, if the guys, ladies, are prettier than you are, they are gay.   :rofl:

They must be surrounding me then, like the zombies are.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: njpines on January 28, 2013, 02:27:51 PM
Needs more (or any) chest hair!!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 28, 2013, 02:38:06 PM
The one time my wife got totally pissed at me is when I introduced her as "the next ex Mrs. W.....". :rotf:

She's 3 months older than me, so I can get away with calling her the ol' lady.

Mainly I just call her "woman"
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 02:38:36 PM
Needs more (or any) chest hair!!

LOL they shave it off. In the movie they show one of the noobs shaving his legs.  :rotf:

Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ChuckJ on January 28, 2013, 03:26:58 PM
I'll be sure to buy a comfortable couch when I get married. I plan on calling my wife "Woman" or "Lady in my life who drains the will to live from me."

When my wife TELLS me to do something I sometimes answer her with "yes ma'am" and "no ma'am". It doesn't amuse her.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: njpines on January 28, 2013, 04:05:50 PM
LOL they shave it off. In the movie they show one of the noobs shaving his legs.  :rotf:



Ouch!  That's just wrong!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2013, 04:14:32 PM
Needs more (or any) chest hair!!

You give your age away....when hairy chest were in style, my chest was as smooth as a new born babies butt.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
I have a hairy chest. I got it from drinking black coffee. I had hair on it since I was 14 almost 15. Now I'm 20 and can grow a full beard in a month.

Most girls don't like it it seems. Well except for one.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 04:52:11 PM
I didn't have a hairy chest until I put glue on it to catch the falling hair from my head.  :rant:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 06:01:02 PM
I'll be 50 this summer. I still get compliments from the ladies about my full head of long hair. Just the hairand nothing else. :thatsright:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 28, 2013, 06:22:15 PM
I have a hairy chest. I got it from drinking black coffee. I had hair on it since I was 14 almost 15. Now I'm 20 and can grow a full beard in a month.

Most girls don't like it it seems. Well except for one.
I've had a hairy chest since I was 5.

I'm just that damned manly.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 06:25:28 PM
I'll be 50 this summer. I still get compliments from the ladies about my full head of long hair. Just the hairand nothing else. :thatsright:

Take off your pants. Distract them from the hair. What's the worse that could happen? Besides laugh.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 06:27:39 PM
Take off your pants. Distract them from the hair. What's the worse that could happen? Besides laugh.

Either way it's attention.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 06:37:50 PM
Take off your pants. Distract them from the hair. What's the worse that could happen? Besides laugh.

 :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 06:39:55 PM
Either way it's attention.

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: DixieBelle on January 28, 2013, 07:26:54 PM
This thread is worthless without pics!! :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 28, 2013, 07:34:09 PM
This thread is worthless without pics!! :-)

Agreed!

The main reason I want to watch Magic Mike

(http://popcultureperversion.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/joe-manganiello-workout-and-diet-routine.jpeg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 07:41:29 PM
I've had a hairy chest since I was 5.

I'm just that damned manly.

Made me laugh H5
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 07:42:42 PM
Agreed!

The main reason I want to watch Magic Mike

(http://popcultureperversion.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/joe-manganiello-workout-and-diet-routine.jpeg)

Have you seen it CR?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 28, 2013, 07:49:15 PM
Have you seen it CR?

Not yet. 
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 07:54:57 PM
(http://www.thefeeherytheory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/FullMonty_low-res-772154.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:16:31 PM
I'll see your "men" and I'll raise you

(http://girlslikegiants.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/magic-mike10.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:18:00 PM
And this

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u3ifjrEtl2o/UCGEjRHEIrI/AAAAAAAACZY/_vpOdfdfw3Y/s1600/magic+mike.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 08:21:01 PM
FTW!






















































(http://obamanationofdesolation.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/obama-beach-photo.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:21:48 PM
Awwww yeah...

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/Joe-Manganiello-Magic-Mike-1.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:23:35 PM
FTW!



(http://obamanationofdesolation.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/obama-beach-photo.jpg)

 :bitchslap:  :whatever:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 08:27:13 PM
:bitchslap:  :whatever:

I couldn't help it.   
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:28:21 PM
Yummmhmmmm


[youtube=425,350]tubPr0eopy4&sns=em[/youtube]
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:37:08 PM
My Pony

[youtube=425,350]5fA21_YCsJ8[/youtube]

Seriously, I'm not so sure he would even have to touch me to make me happy.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 08:39:05 PM
Wow this got gay really quick.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 28, 2013, 08:41:52 PM
Wow this got gay really quick.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 08:42:25 PM
Wow this got gay really quick.

Just as gay as The Village People.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:45:36 PM
I feel a Teri possession coming on.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 08:49:17 PM
I feel a Teri possession coming on.



 :badmood: :overreaction:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 08:54:27 PM
I feel a Teri possession coming on.

OK. You can continue endulging yourself in watching videos of homosexual men without any comments from me.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:56:00 PM
Wow this got gay really quick.

If you don't know what a turn on it is to see a man crawling while grinding the floor then I don't know how to help you. If you are a woman, you picture yourself underneath him while he is doing it.

For women, the majority of sex is in her mind, if you do what she is wanting you to do with out her telling you, you have hit a home run.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 08:57:46 PM
OK. You can continue endulging yourself in watching videos of homosexual men without any comments from me.

I can't remember her vulgar words though besides "it's the joooooooos". The jooooooos are homosexuals.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:00:27 PM
Magic Mike the Reunion?

(http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2012/09/chris_farley.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:01:51 PM
I can't remember her vulgar words though besides "it's the joooooooos". The jooooooos are homosexuals.

That's just mean. Remember her picking on the poor defenseless jooooo
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
If you don't know what a turn on it is to see a man crawling while grinding the floor then I don't know how to help you. If you are a woman, you picture yourself underneath him while he is doing it.

For women, the majority of sex is in her mind, if you do what she is wanting you to do with out her telling you, you have hit a home run.

1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 28, 2013, 09:02:56 PM
I can't remember her vulgar words though besides "it's the joooooooos". The jooooooos are homosexuals.

Feck Feck Feck

Chink Chink

Stupid Stupid

FECK!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:03:23 PM
Magic Mike the Reunion?

(http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2012/09/chris_farley.jpg)

Ok, I snorted.

Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:03:56 PM
Feck Feck Feck

Chink Chink

Stupid Stupid

FECK!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:05:05 PM
1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.

Ummm, nope. Just put on the movie I just showed you. Fast forward to the good parts. Trust me, you will get lucky.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:07:53 PM
Ummm, nope. Just put on the movie I just showed you. Fast forward to the good parts. Trust me, you will get lucky.

Hey! If James Brown and Colt 45 don't work than she obviously isn't classy enough.


Fun Fact: I created a superhero named Big Daddy and he was a 4'6 pimp in a purple pin stripe suit and that was how he tried to win the ladies with the 5 step plan. Though it rarely worked out for him.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:11:17 PM
Ummm, nope. Just put on the movie I just showed you. Fast forward to the good parts. Trust me, you will get lucky.

I tried it and it didn't work. My wife is turned on by real men and not homos. :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:11:55 PM
I tried it and it didn't work. My wife is turned on by real men and not homos. :-)

whats she doing with you?



This comment dropped my ^5 by 2 and raised my BS by 2? that's funny.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
whats she doing with you?

I got her drunk on champaigne.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 28, 2013, 09:15:26 PM
Watch in a couple of months one of those actors is coming out of the closet, and we're going to resurrect this thread and go nanana booboo. It shall be glorious.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:15:52 PM
whats she doing with you?

 :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:16:25 PM
I got her drunk on champaigne.

^5 for the speedy comeback. Well played Rusted well payed.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:19:32 PM
Watch in a couple of months one of those actors is coming out of the closet, and we're going to resurrect this thread and go nanana booboo. It shall be glorious.

We don't care if they are gay, remember its what we are thinking when we see it.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:20:57 PM
I swear you men know nothing about how we work.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
I swear you men know nothing about how we work.

no shit....
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
We don't care if they are gay, remember its what we are thinking when we see it.

You women are just too complicated. Once us guys have most of your buttons, switches, and levers figured out, your minds and hormones change and screw it all up. :tongue:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:24:32 PM
no shit....

I think I should start a "Dear BEG" thread for you all you men to ask "What The Hell Does She Want Now?" questions.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:25:20 PM
no shit....

H^5 for pointing out the obvious. :rotf:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:27:12 PM
I think I should start a "Dear BEG" thread for you all you men to ask "What The Hell Does She Want Now?" questions.

I'm an Engineer I need Diagrams and schematics and pictures with arrows.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:29:22 PM
I'm an Engineer I need Diagrams and schematics and pictures with arrows.

I'm also an engineer. I also need a full acceptance and end-of-life specification.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
Do you both also have a dry sense of humor?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:32:44 PM
Do you both also have a dry sense of humor?

maybe just a little.


I used to have a Tech Manual in .DOC that was a intercourse manual written by an Engineer. When I read it I was almost crying.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2013, 09:39:45 PM
maybe just a little.


I used to have a Tech Manual in .DOC that was a intercourse manual written by an Engineer. When I read it I was almost crying.

I want to read that.  :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:43:51 PM
I want to read that.  :-)

I will see if I can find it.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:47:45 PM
I will see if I can find it.

I want a copy too.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:50:02 PM
Do you both also have a dry sense of humor?

Not always. You have seen my sense of humor in action on the Teri meltdown thread.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Chris_ on January 28, 2013, 09:50:22 PM
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:52:16 PM
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.

I have a son that looks alot like me except he's got his mother's dark Persian eyes. We only did it once.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 28, 2013, 09:52:32 PM
Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.

Nice.

I have not found it yet, but I did find this for your listening entertainment.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsrhd6ujEw[/youtube]
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 28, 2013, 09:57:35 PM
Nice.

I have not found it yet, but I did find this for your listening entertainment.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsrhd6ujEw[/youtube]

You killed the thread.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 29, 2013, 12:01:08 AM
1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.


 :banghead:

you need some serious coaching, darling.


no shit....

 :rofl:

you sound like my other half and my son.

I want to read that.  :-)

me too!!   O-)

Send a copy to the National Archives.

They'll want proof an engineer has had sex.

I been living with an engineer for the last 19 years.

 :yahoo:




Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 29, 2013, 12:08:52 AM
1: James Brown music playing
2: Fireplace
3: Animal skin rug in front of the fireplace (Something deadly)
4: Colt 45 in wine glasses
5: Get funky

I know what the ladies like.

Oh come on, that's Austin Powers awesome!!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 29, 2013, 06:17:00 AM

 :banghead:

you need some serious coaching, darling.


Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 29, 2013, 06:21:38 AM
Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.

If that don't work, break out the Barry White music.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: njpines on January 29, 2013, 08:00:29 AM
We don't care if they are gay, remember its what we are thinking when we see it.

I would care if I knew any of them were gay.  It would be a complete turnoff.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 29, 2013, 08:44:23 AM
Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.


Doesn't have to be Isaac...though he's definitely an improvement over James Brown.

Get rid of the Colt45!! ewwwww.

Maybe some wine or champagne. Personally a little Bailey's over ice or some warmed B & B is better as I'm not a wine drinker.

Some chocolate dipped strawberries or strawberries with a bowl of whipped cream....
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 29, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
wait! So foreplay isnt me taking off my socks?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 29, 2013, 08:49:05 AM
wait! So foreplay isnt me taking off my socks?


your socks should already be off!!!

semi nekkid with your socks still on is just wrong!  :thatsright:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 29, 2013, 09:01:03 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 29, 2013, 12:02:39 PM
So you're saying no funk music at all? That's no fun.

Colt 45 can't be wrong if Billy Dee Williams endorses it. Fine though you win.

Apparently I don't know what the ladies like. Sad face.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2013, 12:07:14 PM
So you're saying no funk music at all? That's no fun.

Colt 45 can't be wrong if Billy Dee Williams endorses it. Fine though you win.

Apparently I don't know what the ladies like. Sad face.

SAD FACE!!!!!

Funk music is cool, Colt 45 not so much. 
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 29, 2013, 12:55:25 PM
SAD FACE!!!!!

Funk music is cool, Colt 45 not so much. 

How about Boone's farm or MD20/20?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2013, 12:56:29 PM
How about Boone's farm or MD20/20?

Ew.

Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 29, 2013, 02:10:05 PM
I looked trough a bunch of old cd's and on a few older HDD's but I can not find the Technical Manual for sex. I even went to some old email accounts (ones I could remember the pass to) but not joy. I know i'll find it as soon as I stop looking for it. I'll post it then. Sorry
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 29, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
How about Boone's farm or MD20/20?

 :hammer:

good thing you already have a lady!!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: DixieBelle on January 29, 2013, 05:58:20 PM
Yeah baby!! (I'm saying that in my best Matthew McCanaughy drawl)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: DixieBelle on January 29, 2013, 06:00:09 PM
I think I should start a "Dear BEG" thread for you all you men to ask "What The Hell Does She Want Now?" questions.
Yes! this!!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 29, 2013, 07:39:02 PM
Yes! this!!

Oh come on.  Most of us guys know what our women want.
















We just don't care.
:bolt:








Kidding, I kid.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: DixieBelle on January 29, 2013, 08:06:04 PM
ROFL!!

BEG I have another guy to add to the list

http://www.scottmcgillivray.com/

Scottie McHottie!!
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/30/navytetu.jpg)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 29, 2013, 08:26:09 PM
So you're saying no funk music at all? That's no fun.

Colt 45 can't be wrong if Billy Dee Williams endorses it. Fine though you win.

Apparently I don't know what the ladies like. Sad face.

The best funk music to get it on with is Prince.

Here is a clip from Darling Nikki.  This is my favorite (sex) song  O-)  At the link you only get to hear a clip:

Darling Nikki LINK (http://www.last.fm/music/Prince+&+The+Revolution/_/Darling+Nikki)

Get Off LINK (http://mp3bear.com/prince-get-off)

Cream (source 3) LINK (http://mp3bear.com/prince-cream)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 29, 2013, 08:42:15 PM
Forgot about Erotic City LINK (http://vimeo.com/23676359)

For some reason it's set to a video of a car going through a car wash.   :p
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: CactusCarlos on January 29, 2013, 08:47:53 PM
Fine I'll put on some Isaac Hayes.

Sure kid, play THIS Isaac Hayes hit for her:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ0WpdTin4c[/youtube]
 
:-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2013, 08:51:01 PM
Sure kid, play THIS Isaac Hayes hit for her:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ0WpdTin4c[/youtube]
 
:-)

Yes!
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: DixieBelle on January 29, 2013, 10:37:57 PM
BEG that Prince tape wasn't the only thing I wore out (wink wink)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2013, 10:46:24 PM
:ohmy:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 30, 2013, 08:22:26 AM
If you aren't watching "Arrow" on CW, you don't know what you are missing.

 :drool: :drool: :drool:

(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4625912595546812&pid=1.7&w=128&h=143&c=7&rs=1)

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5057170174838557&pid=1.7&w=112&h=155&c=7&rs=1)

(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4828677993399299&pid=1.7&w=249&h=154&c=7&rs=1)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 30, 2013, 09:39:39 AM
Are you horny women still at it? Long before now, a man would have gotten a good grip on his problem and solved it......hell, by now it would be time for him to solve it again.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: IassaFTots on January 30, 2013, 09:46:45 AM
Are you horny women still at it? Long before now, a man would have gotten a good grip on his problem and solved it......hell, by now it would be time for him to solve it again.

I adore you, Johnny Reb.   

 :rofl:
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 30, 2013, 03:06:22 PM
Are you horny women still at it? Long before now, a man would have gotten a good grip on his problem and solved it......hell, by now it would be time for him to solve it again.

My man did solve it but its a problem agin. Last night he was asleep before I even got into bed. Who thinks he was faking it?
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 30, 2013, 03:07:56 PM
BEG that Prince tape wasn't the only thing I wore out (wink wink)

Oh yeah, tell me what else you wore out.  :-)
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: Dacabeti on January 30, 2013, 03:18:04 PM
BEG that Prince tape wasn't the only thing I wore out (wink wink)

First rule of the Internet: Without video it didn't happen.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: thundley4 on January 30, 2013, 03:38:51 PM
If you aren't watching "Arrow" on CW, you don't know what you are missing.

 :drool: :drool: :drool:

(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4625912595546812&pid=1.7&w=128&h=143&c=7&rs=1)

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5057170174838557&pid=1.7&w=112&h=155&c=7&rs=1)

(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4828677993399299&pid=1.7&w=249&h=154&c=7&rs=1)

What?  Wait a minute.  Arrow is a good show.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: BEG on January 30, 2013, 03:53:34 PM
What?  Wait a minute.  Arrow is a good show.

Now it is sexed up.
Title: Re: OMF......G
Post by: debk on January 31, 2013, 04:09:24 AM
What?  Wait a minute.  Arrow is a good show.

I think it's a great show!!

And the body on Oliver (Stephen Amell) ....oh my!!  :drool: 

Seriously though, those pullups he does by moving the entire bar from one set of hooks up to the next? Dayam!  :o