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Title: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: Dixie*Darling on June 05, 2008, 11:58:27 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/06/04/cathedral.sex/index.html

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(CNN) -- A man and a woman have been charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confession box, it was reported Wednesday.

The Italian ANSA news agency said the young man and woman were taken into custody by police in the northern city of Cesena following a telephone complaint from a man attending morning Mass in the city's cathedral.

Authorities were alerted after a parishoner heard "rustling and groaning" coming from inside the confession box and pulled back the curtains to reveal a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex, ANSA said.

The agency said the pair -- a 31-year-old laborer and a 32-year-old teacher -- defended their conduct saying: "We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place."

However, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor."

He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box.

Disgusting. 
Title: Re: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: Willow on June 05, 2008, 12:02:40 PM
yep, these peoples = pigs!  :loser:
Title: Re: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: Willow on June 05, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
so then I asks myself why are atheists setting foot in a cathedral in the first damn place? same reason they study the bible back to front?  :tongue: or did they do it just cause they wanted to defame the church like that bunch did in SF?
Title: Re: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 05, 2008, 12:06:08 PM
so then I asks myself why are atheists setting foot in a cathedral in the first damn place? same reason they study the bible back to front?  :tongue: or did they do it just cause they wanted to defame the church like that bunch did in SF?

I think Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi should hold mass in their bedroom in the morning.
Title: Re: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: Willow on June 05, 2008, 12:07:47 PM
so then I asks myself why are atheists setting foot in a cathedral in the first damn place? same reason they study the bible back to front?  :tongue: or did they do it just cause they wanted to defame the church like that bunch did in SF?

I think Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi should hold mass in their bedroom in the morning.



sprinkle a little yellow holy water on em even!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: Splashdown on June 05, 2008, 12:55:30 PM
Why don't they screw in a mosque? I'm sure the members of the "Religion of Peace" would show their outrage in exactly the same way as the Roman Catholic Church did here.
Title: Re: Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Post by: DixieBelle on June 05, 2008, 12:57:19 PM
What were they doing in church to begin with? I say this was a stunt designed to create controversy. Yes, I know. Duh!