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Title: Senior Citizen Texting Codes
Post by: CG6468 on January 25, 2013, 10:08:43 AM

ATD - At the doctor's.
BFF - Best friend fell.
BTW - Bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - Bring your own teeth.
FWIW - Forgot where I was.
GGPBL - Gotta go. Pacemaker battery low.
GHA - Got heartburn again.
IMHO - Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - On my massage recliner.
OMSG - Oh, my! Sorry! Gas!
ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL - Talk to you louder.

Title: Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes
Post by: Shooterman on January 25, 2013, 11:24:03 AM

Quote from: CG6468 on January 25, 2013, 10:08:43 AM

ATD - At the doctor's.
BFF - Best friend fell.
BTW - Bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - Bring your own teeth.
FWIW - Forgot where I was.
GGPBL - Gotta go. Pacemaker battery low.
GHA - Got heartburn again.
IMHO - Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - On my massage recliner.
OMSG - Oh, my! Sorry! Gas!
ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL - Talk to you louder.

Careful, some of us age impaired folks may take umbrage.

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Title: Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes
Post by: Firekrakka on January 25, 2013, 11:36:54 AM

LOL - Living On Lipitor
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP - Where's The Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In