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Title: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Carl on January 25, 2013, 08:12:56 AM
From the super secret meta forum so no link.

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MineralMan (50,168 posts)

The word "Left" or variations of it in a screen name

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 do not mean that the person with that screen name is actually a progressive or a liberal. I'd have thought that would be well-understood by now.

Just an observation.

Thanks for the schooling DUmbass.  :rotf:

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Make7 (6,189 posts)
1. Fortunately there are only 566 people with 'left' in their screen name here.

My guess is that at least 10% of them are left handed. Perhaps more...

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bluedigger (8,527 posts)
2. Are you suggesting they could have sinister intent?

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MineralMan (50,168 posts)
3. Why yes. Some of them definitely do.

As we have observed.

Dammit,he is on to us.  :argh:

There are moles everywhere doofus.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Freeper on January 25, 2013, 08:15:10 AM
I hear that 100% of the moles speak English. So be on the lookout.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2013, 08:17:10 AM
DAMN!!!!!! Well, that wipes out over 500 of my moles.....might as well have stuck a hose from the car exhaust down the hole.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Carl on January 25, 2013, 08:22:21 AM
He is hunkering down for Operation Flying Eagle.
Pittstain,as expected,was last seen running to his mommy Raven with a bottle of Gin with a nipple on it in his hand.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 08:36:28 AM
Oh, I dunno what the Hell the mineral oil primitive's so worried about.

Our moles on Skins's island are harmless, innocuous, bereft of malicious motives.

The mineral oil primitive should just stick with discussing politics, without worrying who's participating.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 08:39:05 AM
Good old MineralMan, pointing out the blatantly obvious.  Whatever would we do without him?
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 08:42:07 AM
Good old MineralMan, pointing out the blatantly obvious.  Whatever would we do without him?

Actually, I've found that there's more moles with feline references in their screen-names, than "left" referenices.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Undies on January 25, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
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bluedigger (8,527 posts)
2. Are you suggesting they could have sinister intent?

Every leftist has sinister intent.  Some of them are too stupid to know it.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Splashdown on January 25, 2013, 08:57:48 AM
Every leftist has sinister intent.  Some of them are too stupid to know it.

The Latin word for left is "sinister."
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Texacon on January 25, 2013, 09:03:46 AM
Haven't they learned anything yet?  We speak in Code!  Lazy now means n**ger.  Left now means complete moron.

KC
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2013, 09:52:05 AM
I don't use the term "left" at DU.

I use "progressive."

It sounds smarterish.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2013, 10:03:45 AM
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The mineral oil primitive should just stick with discussing politics, without worrying who's participating.

Quite.  What does it matter?

The DUmmies like to berate conservatives for "fearing the other."  They're terrified of associating with anybody who doesn't think in lockstep with them.  

I notice that PuffPo allows conservatives.  How are they able to weather it?  
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: miskie on January 25, 2013, 11:12:02 AM
Sounds like they have the mole problem all 'figgerd out.


yup.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: marv on January 25, 2013, 11:25:57 AM
Why are the most "tolerant", the most intolerant? Why should those who want to give everybody a chance, the most suspicious of others?

That. does. not. compute!
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2013, 11:38:23 AM
Every leftist has sinister intent.  Some of them are too stupid to know it.

And apparently MineralMan was either too ignorant or too inflamed to acknowledge bluedigger's pun, 'Sinister' also meaning 'Left.'
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Undies on January 25, 2013, 11:42:46 AM
And apparently MineralMan was either too ignorant or too inflamed to acknowledge bluedigger's pun, 'Sinister' also meaning 'Left.'

That's what I mean.  Too stupid to know it.  The conative connection is way over a DUmmie's pay grade.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2013, 11:46:05 AM
That's what I mean.  Too stupid to know it.  The conative connection is way over a DUmmie's pay grade.

My apologies, Undies, I thought you were referring to the DUmmies' massive supply of stupidity in general rather than MinerlMan's specifically.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Undies on January 25, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
My apologies, Undies, I thought you were referring to the DUmmies' massive supply of stupidity in general rather than MinerlMan's specifically.

It wasn't clear  :p.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Tucker on January 25, 2013, 12:19:52 PM
Here's a clue to my moles DU name. It has a living critter in it.

Hope I didn't give Skimmer too much info.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/yahoonailbiting.gif)
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Undies on January 25, 2013, 12:30:32 PM
Here's a clue to my moles DU name. It has a living critter in it.

Hope I didn't give Skimmer too much info.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/yahoonailbiting.gif)

So you are NeverTouchedBeaver?
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: delilahmused on January 25, 2013, 01:14:54 PM
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bluedigger (8,527 posts)
2. Are you suggesting they could have sinister intent?

On a freaking internet message board?

Cindie
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2013, 01:20:11 PM
I hear that 100% of the moles speak English. So be on the lookout.
I wouldn't let nadin off the hook that easily.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 25, 2013, 01:43:02 PM
The Latin word for left is "sinister."

Seemed to fly right over Rockhead's head.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 02:03:46 PM
On a freaking internet message board?

This is why I can't figure out why the mineral oil primitive is so worried.

It's just an internet message board, for pete's sake.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Tucker on January 25, 2013, 02:50:48 PM
So you are NeverTouchedBeaver?

I can't imagine a real DUmmy selecting that name. It wouldn't apply to anyone on DU but a mole.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Splashdown on January 25, 2013, 02:56:26 PM
I can't imagine a real DUmmy selecting that name. It wouldn't apply to anyone on DU but a mole.

Or the "stevenumbers" version of an Eskimo…
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 25, 2013, 04:01:40 PM
I'll give a mole hunting hint to the DUers.

Some moles pick their names based on the character they are intending to be. If a mole was going to pretend to be an outspoken advocate for raising the minimum wage he might call himself WageWarrior or something similar. If he was going to pretend to be a wild and crazy party guy he might call himself Pubber or Clubber.

Some moles don't worry about the above and pick user names that are acronyms or anagrams.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: Tucker on January 25, 2013, 04:27:27 PM
My 1st mole was long haired hippy freak. I lasted 2 posts.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: jukin on January 25, 2013, 05:27:52 PM
What an imbecile. Of course moles go for names like "ReaganwasRight" or GOPBadass".  People of such stupidity should be constantly and unmercifully belittled.
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2013, 05:45:38 PM
What an imbecile. Of course moles go for names like "ReaganwasRight" or GOPBadass".  People of such stupidity should be constantly and unmercifully belittled.
One of the best mole names lately was "BanTheGOP".
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2013, 06:45:17 PM
Agent FainBractured (Or something like that  :wink:) is one of our best, I have to say.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 06:54:25 PM
Agent FainBractured (Or something like that  :wink:) is one of our best, I have to say.

I have to respectfully disagree there.

I see the heavy-set square-bodied carbuncled-and-wart-faced brain-damaged primitive as an exemplar of the best of authentic bona fide primitivity.

He's not very bright, as betrayed by that his posts are usually just "**** so-and-so."

Decent and civilized people can make pretty good moles, but it's a real challenge to act that stupid.

Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: vesta111 on January 25, 2013, 07:20:29 PM
I have to respectfully disagree there.

I see the heavy-set square-bodied carbuncled-and-wart-faced brain-damaged primitive as an exemplar of the best of authentic bona fide primitivity.

He's not very bright, as betrayed by that his posts are usually just "**** so-and-so."

Decent and civilized people can make pretty good moles, but it's a real challenge to act that stupid.



Left hand sinister ????  some one is on to something here and by George I think I got it.

Muslims use their left hand to wipe their butt.   When buying something in a store from a Muslim clerk hand the money to them with the right hand.   

Some where the faith decided that the left hand was evil as it was a pooper dooper, with rock or what ever they had 1500 years ago. 

I have no idea what hapend then or today to children born left handed, not a pleasent thought, but we are taught to respect everyones traditions today----
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2013, 08:27:50 PM
I have to respectfully disagree there.

I see the heavy-set square-bodied carbuncled-and-wart-faced brain-damaged primitive as an exemplar of the best of authentic bona fide primitivity.

He's not very bright, as betrayed by that his posts are usually just "**** so-and-so."

Decent and civilized people can make pretty good moles, but it's a real challenge to act that stupid.




It's a conundrum...Is he really good at being really bad, or is he really that stupid?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Rock head is suspicious
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2013, 09:08:37 PM

It's a conundrum...Is he really good at being really bad, or is he really that stupid?

 :popcorn:

Yes.

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