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Title: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:37:11 PM

New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2981578/posts)

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_z.jpg)

William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:41:26 PM

DUmmies featured or referred to in this DUFU:

WilliamPitt (of course), Raven, The Velveteen Ocelot, derby378, nadinbrzezinski, CaliforniaPeggy

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 10:41:26 PM

I see that ridiculous picture and want to push that smug assbag into a trash compactor.

Useless liberal she-man.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:47:11 PM

Threads used in weaving this DUFU together:

OK, we will, you benightened backwards dumbass bitty-d*ck sh*thead
"We are not curtailing your rights. We are curtailing your hobby."
I think today should be "William Pitt Appreciation Day"
It is a quiet Saturday night...

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:49:47 PM

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_n.jpg)

The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 11:34:59 PM

Was over there not long ago.
That photo just cracks me up.
Mommy raven probably wants a piece of that action.  :lmao:
If I even thought about gNads getting moist over that, I'd be BS'd into oblivion, so I won't.
There isn't enough letters on this damn keyboard to describe how limp that was.
Freaking wanker.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: BEG on January 24, 2013, 11:35:40 PM

Quote from: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 10:41:26 PM

I see that ridiculous picture and want to push that smug assbag into a trash compactor.

Useless liberal she-man.

I see it and think he isn't aging well.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: DefiantSix on January 24, 2013, 11:37:19 PM

Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 11:35:40 PM

I see it and think he isn't aging well.

Just another on the long list of things Will Pit is a complete and utter failure at.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 11:55:35 PM

Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 11:35:40 PM

I see it and think he isn't aging well.

Rummaging around the garage for some rope.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2013, 11:56:02 PM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:49:47 PM

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_n.jpg)

The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/498535667_77fe0d34fd.jpg)

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 11:58:01 PM

Quote from: Big Dog on January 24, 2013, 11:56:02 PM

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/498535667_77fe0d34fd.jpg)

:lmao: :cheersmate:

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2013, 12:20:10 AM

Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 11:35:40 PM

I see it and think he isn't aging well.

The willing victims of crippling alcoholism rarely age well.

Most do not age at all.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2013, 07:58:19 AM

Quote from: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 10:41:26 PM

I see that ridiculous picture and want to push that smug assbag into a trash compactor.

I think woodchipper. 

I didn't celebrate the Will Pitt Appreciation Day, but Charles, I just wanted to tell you my favorite line from the 2012 DUFU's.  It cracks me up every time I think of it.

In reference to the demise of Hostess Inc: 

Quote

Well, I for one welcome our new Mexican ovenlords.

:rotf:

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 25, 2013, 09:12:45 AM

Quote from: Karin on January 25, 2013, 07:58:19 AM

Charles, I just wanted to tell you my favorite line from the 2012 DUFU's.  It cracks me up every time I think of it. . . .

Thank you. That pun about welcoming the Mexican "ovenlords" was so perfect I just had to use it.

One of my rules for doing the DUmmie FUnnies is that I have to make myself laugh. And I need good material from the DUmmies to set me up for the comebacks. One of my favorite lines in this current DUFU came when a DUmmie was talking about Pitt becoming a father:

Nobody knows what they are doing when that little, squirmy, pink little person is placed in their arms.

[Why are you talking about Nadin Brzezinski?]

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 25, 2013, 09:17:23 AM

Quote from: BEG on January 24, 2013, 11:35:40 PM

I see it and think he isn't aging well.

That photo was taken when Pitt was 40 years old (he's 41 now). He looks older and grayer at 40 than I do at almost 60.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: njpines on January 25, 2013, 09:54:34 AM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:49:47 PM

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_n.jpg)

This is a face just begging for a fist in it . . .

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on January 25, 2013, 01:54:39 PM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 25, 2013, 09:17:23 AM

That photo was taken when Pitt was 40 years old (he's 41 now). He looks older and grayer at 40 than I do at almost 60.

Indeed -
However, I must admit I am more grey than both of you combined (and I'm 42) -but that's down to genetics. I started going grey at 18.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on January 25, 2013, 08:19:24 PM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 24, 2013, 10:37:11 PM

New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2981578/posts)

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_z.jpg)

William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods

What's up with the bruising on the right side of his face?

Did he fall off the barstool (AGAIN)?   :lmao:

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 08:20:11 PM

Those are liver spots.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on January 25, 2013, 08:30:48 PM

Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 08:20:11 PM

Those are liver spots.

Was the liver frozen when he was hit with it?   :lmao:

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 08:31:48 PM

Quote from: diesel driver on January 25, 2013, 08:30:48 PM

Was the liver frozen when he was hit with it?   :lmao:

That does look like a big-ass shiner. :rofl:

Ahh, domestic bliss.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 25, 2013, 09:20:09 PM

Well done!!!!

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2013, 04:27:47 AM

Al Gore gave us the internet and global warming....William Pitt gave us the business clock.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: franksolich on January 26, 2013, 04:52:12 AM

Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2013, 04:27:47 AM

Al Gore gave us the internet and global warming....William Pitt gave us the business clock.

Good one.

Awesome.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 26, 2013, 05:23:51 PM

I like how Wee Willie talks so tough.

Guns are more dangerous than bricks. I know this because they are calling for guns to be banned because they are so dangerous. They are NOT calling for bricks to be banned.

As I recall, when Wee Willie was attacked with a brick, an item less dangerous than a gun, he didn't play tough guy then and take the brick from the attacker.

Kind of weird.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2013, 06:07:27 PM

Quote from: FlippyDoo on January 26, 2013, 05:23:51 PM

I like how Wee Willie talks so tough.

Guns are more dangerous than bricks. I know this because they are calling for guns to be banned because they are so dangerous. They are NOT calling for bricks to be banned.

As I recall, when Wee Willie was attacked with a brick, an item less dangerous than a gun, he didn't play tough guy then and take the brick from the attacker.

Kind of weird.

IIRC, Wee Willie has thrown his face at bricks in the past, hasn't he?

Also, does anyone have the copy of the picture with the Wee One's bald head as the head of something else?  That one always seems to crack me up.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 26, 2013, 08:50:42 PM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2013, 06:07:27 PM

IIRC, Wee Willie has thrown his face at bricks in the past, hasn't he?

Also, does anyone have the copy of the picture with the Wee One's bald head as the head of something else?  That one always seems to crack me up.

LOL!!! That is a greyt pic, I wish I had kept a copy...

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 26, 2013, 09:37:24 PM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2013, 06:07:27 PM

Also, does anyone have the copy of the picture with the Wee One's bald head as the head of something else?  That one always seems to crack me up.

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5047/5297830687_fa76531056.jpg)

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt.jpg)

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt1.jpg)

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt4.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/planet_pitt6.jpg)

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5247/5297573981_09ccf58d8a.jpg)

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z139/mikrofotos/funnies/ncc1701-p3.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/planet_pitt_no-parking.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2e2fiqg.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/planet_pitt-2001.jpg)

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 26, 2013, 10:49:23 PM

Quote from: diesel driver on January 25, 2013, 08:19:24 PM

What's up with the bruising on the right side of his face?

Pigeon poop can come in kind of hard:

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/Pitt_birdpoop.jpg)

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2013, 09:16:10 AM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 26, 2013, 09:37:24 PM

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5047/5297830687_fa76531056.jpg)

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt.jpg)

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt1.jpg)

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt4.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/planet_pitt6.jpg)

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5247/5297573981_09ccf58d8a.jpg)

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z139/mikrofotos/funnies/ncc1701-p3.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/planet_pitt_no-parking.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2e2fiqg.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/Pitt/planet_pitt-2001.jpg)

Charles, I'm taking about the Photoshopped image of his head as the head of a penis.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 27, 2013, 02:12:24 PM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2013, 09:16:10 AM

Charles, I'm taking about the Photoshopped image of his head as the head of a penis.

Thankfully, I have not seen that.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 27, 2013, 02:14:59 PM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 27, 2013, 02:12:24 PM

Thankfully, I have not seen that.

You've seen the photos of him bald. The other photos look very similar. At first glance you really can't tell a difference from his normal look.

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Big Dog on January 27, 2013, 02:30:44 PM

Quote from: FlippyDoo on January 27, 2013, 02:14:59 PM

You've seen the photos of him bald. The other photos look very similar. At first glance you really can't tell a difference from his normal look.

Wee Willy in a turtleneck sweater?

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 27, 2013, 03:22:03 PM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2013, 09:16:10 AM

Charles, I'm taking about the Photoshopped image of his head as the head of a penis.

Do what Nadin would do and use the google. Here's Ol' Dickhead:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)

Title: Re: "I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2013, 05:03:13 PM

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 27, 2013, 03:22:03 PM

Do what Nadin would do and use the google. Here's Ol' Dickhead:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)

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