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Title: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 09:05:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022248485

Happy birthday Stevie from the Cave. I bet you wished for SSDI when you blew out the candles.


He got a cute card from his granddaughter, makes me sad that his poor granddaughter has such a putz for a grandpa.



Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 09:06:17 PM
That's just ****ing sad, he has to start his own birthday thread.

You suck, Steve.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 09:10:16 PM
Yay, neckbeard!!1!1!111!
Hope he has many more. Not done losing yet.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2013, 09:15:21 PM
Based on his lifestyle and physical condition, he won't have many more.

And one less freeloader will make the world a better place.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 09:27:43 PM
Based on his lifestyle and physical condition, he won't have many more.

And one less freeloader will make the world a better place.
Now, now, GOBUCKS, sir, I'd gladly pay a dollar for a mini-taco, just to see him lose again.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2013, 11:58:35 PM
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I'm having surgery next month. My typing will be slow, but I'll have plenty of time at home to post while I recuperate.

Hmmmm.

One wonders what the big guy's having surgery for.

A stomach-stapling?  A partial-stomach removal?  His jaw wired shut?  So he won't eat so much?

I'll bet poor dear Marta's not so enthusiastic about this "plenty of time to post" bit.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2013, 12:18:07 AM
Hmmmm.

One wonders what the big guy's having surgery for.

A stomach-stapling?  A partial-stomach removal?  His jaw wired shut?  So he won't eat so much?
Like many union bums, the whining neckbeard likely has a doctor who's on retainer from the union.

These union-bought quacks will certify the phantom back or shoulder injury, and then swear to justification for permanent disability.

There are hundreds of these union-preferred medical doctors around the country.

Their sole purpose is obtain payments for swindlers like this freeloader in Omaha.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: whiffleball on January 25, 2013, 05:39:56 AM
Hmmmm.

One wonders what the big guy's having surgery for.


Follicle transfer from neck to top of head is my guess.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2013, 07:13:52 AM
Hmmmm.

One wonders what the big guy's having surgery for.

Brain implant? :???: O-) :tongue:
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2013, 07:24:23 AM
Wonder if it's something related to that car accident? 

Happy birthday, Socialist Steve! 
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 07:29:51 AM
Well, just merely to save his life, probably the most important detail here, I hope's one of those gastic bypasses or where one gets the jaws wired shut, so that one loses weight.

Any other sort of operation would be pretty much wasted time and resources.
Title: Re: Hey 0maha Steve Happy birthday from the cave.
Post by: 67 Rover on January 25, 2013, 10:21:15 AM
Like many union bums, the whining neckbeard likely has a doctor who's on retainer from the union.

These union-bought quacks will certify the phantom back or shoulder injury, and then swear to justification for permanent disability.

There are hundreds of these union-preferred medical doctors around the country.

Their sole purpose is obtain payments for swindlers like this freeloader in Omaha.

This. :agree: