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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gina on January 24, 2013, 03:24:58 PM

Title: Lord of the fly
Post by: Gina on January 24, 2013, 03:24:58 PM
What is the deal with flies and Obama?

(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/politics/obamafly.banner.reuters.jpg)
Latest fly pic!

(http://stutteringmessiah.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/obama-fly.jpg)

(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/theOval/2013/01/24/ap-obama-sec_004-x-large.jpg)

(http://www.inrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Barack-Obama-disturbed-by-a-fly-during-a-speech1.jpg)

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Obama_Fly.jpg)

remember him killing one on camera?
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Eupher on January 24, 2013, 03:34:15 PM
Well, when shit stinks......
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2013, 03:35:29 PM
Ever use an outhouse? .....the answer will be revealed to you if you ever do.
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 03:37:58 PM
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are called -- I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's rear end?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement to even think about calling you such a name."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: thundley4 on January 24, 2013, 03:38:31 PM
Quote from: Gina on January 24, 2013, 03:24:58 PM
What is the deal with flies and Obama?

(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/politics/obamafly.banner.reuters.jpg)
Latest fly pic!

(http://stutteringmessiah.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/obama-fly.jpg)

(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/theOval/2013/01/24/ap-obama-sec_004-x-large.jpg)

(http://www.inrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Barack-Obama-disturbed-by-a-fly-during-a-speech1.jpg)

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Obama_Fly.jpg)

remember him killing one on camera?

That was a rhetorical question, was it not?
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Shooterman on January 24, 2013, 06:38:19 PM
Flies are drawn to crap. Visit The White House an out house and see what I mean.
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Shooterman on January 24, 2013, 06:39:12 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2013, 03:35:29 PM
Ever use an outhouse? .....the answer will be revealed to you if you ever do.

Bingo! In this case it is painted white.
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Gina on January 25, 2013, 06:42:38 AM
Seriously!  Isn't it snowing in DC?  or freezing??  why are there always flies on him?  It's almost scary evil like  :panic:
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: marv on January 25, 2013, 07:14:23 AM
Saw it on Drudge this morning, and this was the first thing that came to mind...

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Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Wineslob on January 25, 2013, 09:29:49 AM
(http://archive.rushimg.com/home/daily/site_061709/content/01125107.Par.41735.ImageFile.jpg)
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2013, 01:46:14 PM
It is absolutely repulsive.  He's a POS.  I agree with Gina, it's scary/evil. 
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: thundley4 on January 25, 2013, 03:21:09 PM
Quote from: Karin on January 25, 2013, 01:46:14 PM
It is absolutely repulsive.  He's a POS.  I agree with Gina, it's scary/evil. 

It's bad enough that they land on him, that happens, but he seems oblivious of them sometimes. 
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Firekrakka on January 25, 2013, 04:35:35 PM
It's very telling. See, flies aren't fooled by the media. They know a steamy load when they find it.
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: catsmtrods on January 25, 2013, 04:40:44 PM
In the movies flies are drawn to evil! Its creepy!
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Gina on January 28, 2013, 09:46:04 AM
Quote from: catsmtrods on January 25, 2013, 04:40:44 PM
In the movies flies are drawn to evil! Its creepy!

Yes.  Has any other president been afflicted with this before?
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: catsmtrods on January 28, 2013, 12:20:27 PM
http://pushbacknow.net/2013/01/25/barack-obama-is-the-lord-of-the-flies-free-bonus-10-scripture-refs/
Title: Re: Lord of the fly
Post by: Gina on January 28, 2013, 12:51:54 PM
 :panic: