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Interests => Health & Fitness => Topic started by: CG6468 on January 23, 2013, 03:30:56 PM
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What Poop Colors Say About Your Health
1.Medium brown is the color of healthy poop. Keep your gastrointestinal system running smoothly with these rules for regularity.
2.Pale, gray, clay-like stool suggests a liver problem. Bile from the liver is what makes stools brown; not enough and you get ashy shades indicating anything from gallstones to hepatitis, pancreatitis to cirrhosis.
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If you’re worried about any other colors you're dropping, keep a 3- to 7-day record and share the shades with your doctor. Find out what poop colors might indicate for babies.
What color is your poop? (http://www.realage.com/gastrointestinal/what-poop-colors-say-about-your-health?eid=1010676973&memberid=52588351)
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I had a buddy who had to get a Pet Scan or a CT scan to check her thyroid. She had to take the radioactive stuff the day before, and afterwards her poop was white. She said it freaked her out, but did not take pictures.
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Job opening for gay DUmmies.....poop inspector......another modern day medical exam I'll choose to skip.
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Job opening for gay DUmmies.....poop COLOR inspector......another modern day medical exam I'll choose to skip.
FIFY
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Funny comments
Dora Glasberg · Top Commenter · Manhattan, New York
What about plaid poop?
Reply · 3 · Like · Follow Post · Sunday at 6:47pm
James M.Stepp · Top Commenter
You're turning Scottish.
Reply · 8 · Like · Sunday at 8:30pm
Brad Sanderson · Works at Retired
too much Haggis... lol
Reply · 4 · Like · Monday at 1:33pm
Good post though. :)
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When the world of warcraft mountain dews came out the alliance flavor turned my poop greenish blue.
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When I was in college, My room mates and I went through a time when we drank lots of grape Koolaid. We all had greem colored crap. We figured that we had better stop drinking the grape Koolaid. We never complained about the color of our poop again.
:rotf:
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(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/skittlescrappingunicorn_zps4e51769f.jpg)
"I am a well-fed unicorn."
(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/unicornpoop_zpseab767d6.jpg)
"I am an exceptionally well-fed unicorn!"
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(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/skittlescrappingunicorn_zps4e51769f.jpg)
"I am a well-fed unicorn."
(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/unicornpoop_zpseab767d6.jpg)
"I am an exceptionally well-fed unicorn!"
Look it's a special Obama unicorns
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I've been eating greens instead of my usual lunch and dinner, trying to lose some body fat. I was amazed at what came out of my lower intestine after four or five days of eating salad twice a day. It's kind of disgusting but fascinating at the same time.
I feel much better. I highly recommend it just for the entertainment alone.
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I've been eating greens instead of my usual lunch and dinner, trying to lose some body fat. I was amazed at what came out of my lower intestine after four or five days of eating salad twice a day. It's kind of disgusting but fascinating at the same time.
I feel much better. I highly recommend it just for the entertainment alone.
Old men get kind of odd about their poop.
When working in Nursing homes the old men that were still able to get around, some times came running to the desk to have someone check out their poop.
Interesting as so many men seemed to get this fear that if something was wrong it would show up in the poop.
Most were over 80 lonely old souls who had lost most family and the only people they trusted were the nurses that were there for them 24/7.
It does come in handy if one has a pet that starts to poop out strange colors. I had a old-old dog many years ago that I took to the vet, his poop was white. Vet had to put him down.
My baby's pooped yellow while on the breast, first diaper change after introducing meat and cow milk was a horror, oh Lord the smell. Future changes less smell but that first one was a woozy. With my first baby I was not prepaired for this and rushed the baby to the ER. I thought she was rotting from the inside out.
Old Roman DR.s were, as we were taught, to recognise problems from the body by checking out the smell and taste of urine, they could tell if a patient had been poisoned or had underling internal problems.
These old fellows who checked their poop were right to do so, and for us who cared for them at least we knew when they had corn for supper.
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Old men get kind of odd about their poop.
When working in Nursing homes the old men that were still able to get around, some times came running to the desk to have someone check out their poop.
Interesting as so many men seemed to get this fear that if something was wrong it would show up in the poop.
Most were over 80 lonely old souls who had lost most family and the only people they trusted were the nurses that were there for them 24/7.
It does come in handy if one has a pet that starts to poop out strange colors. I had a old-old dog many years ago that I took to the vet, his poop was white. Vet had to put him down.
My baby's pooped yellow while on the breast, first diaper change after introducing meat and cow milk was a horror, oh Lord the smell. Future changes less smell but that first one was a woozy. With my first baby I was not prepaired for this and rushed the baby to the ER. I thought she was rotting from the inside out.
Old Roman DR.s were, as we were taught, to recognise problems from the body by checking out the smell and taste of urine, they could tell if a patient had been poisoned or had underling internal problems.
These old fellows who checked their poop were right to do so, and for us who cared for them at least we knew when they had corn for supper.
:rotf:
There is NOTHING more hilarious than vesta talking about poop.
Brian from next door came in to see what the hell I was laughing so hysterically about.
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(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/skittlescrappingunicorn_zps4e51769f.jpg)
"I am a well-fed unicorn."
(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/unicornpoop_zpseab767d6.jpg)
"I am an exceptionally well-fed unicorn!"
Ah, yes.
Skittle-shitting ponies.
They're still in demand, I hear.
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"Hop" pooped jelly beans when he got nervous or upset....
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4867543167928047&pid=1.7&w=249&h=128&c=7&rs=1)
I have a plastic Hop that stores jelly beans inside and his tail is the lever to let out the jelly beans. I use it as a an Easter cake decoration. :-) ( :thatsright: that's sounds sooooo irreverent!)
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Had a candy dispenser whenever you pushed down on the snowman it would sing and poop into its hat.