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Title: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 12:25:03 PM
I have word that Operation Flying Eagle is a go for Friday.

Our normal means of communications seem to be having a glitch so check this thread between 8:00 and 8:30 (Eastern) this evening for more details.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 23, 2013, 12:36:46 PM
Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor...
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 23, 2013, 12:38:11 PM
 We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: njpines on January 23, 2013, 12:43:06 PM
John has a long moo-stache . . .
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Gina on January 23, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
Will she be there?

(http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4c2a1e697f8b9a5634650000/sexy-russian-spy-anna-chapman.jpg)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: USA4ME on January 23, 2013, 01:05:51 PM
Reading the Meta forum on Skin's island today is funny.  Seems there's only a handful of us, yet we control every jury and are the source of 10,000 trolls.

 :rotf:

They're so smart.  :mental: :loser: :whatever:

.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 23, 2013, 01:43:10 PM
Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor...
:-) :-)

The long violin sobs of autumn....
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 23, 2013, 01:47:21 PM
Change "That dog won't hunt" to "The cow has gone dry".
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 23, 2013, 01:51:21 PM
You screwed up the code. All mole operations use military time. 20:00 to 20:30 is what you should have put.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Gina on January 23, 2013, 01:52:19 PM
Have they figured out who you are Freeper?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Airwolf on January 23, 2013, 02:16:09 PM
All coded transmissions should be routed through the CRM 114 discriminator using the days codes and frequencies. Any updates will also be sent through by the same methods since the Opposition has never broken our codes. That is all

Signed

The VRWC Office of Counterespionage
Washington D.C.

P.S.

Have a nice day.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 23, 2013, 02:17:49 PM

     Meta has gone Will Pitt Apeshit. It is awesome.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 23, 2013, 02:38:09 PM
Have they figured out who you are Freeper?

Nope I know them better than they know themselves so I fit right in.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 02:38:13 PM
You screwed up the code. All mole operations use military time. 20:00 to 20:30 is what you should have put.

Usually you would be right, but since our normal means of mass communication is down I'm doing what I've got to do to make sure everyone knows the time and gets the instructions.

For those members of CC who don't have moles and/or are not involved DO NOT worry. The instructions will be given in a previously decided code so only the moles involved will know what is going on and will in no way reveal anything to the DUmp. Hell, we could probably spell out the instructions in plain English and the brain-dead denizens of the loony bin couldn't figure out what is going on.

For the moles involved, if by some chance our normal means of communications is back up BEFORE 8:00 (or 20:00 for Freeper  :-)) the instructions will be given there instead of here.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Airwolf on January 23, 2013, 02:57:15 PM
I say we do have a very nice network of systems that even if the Dummies drove right to it they would never know what it was anyway.

(http://www.redorbit.com/media/uploads/2004/10/7_5c3cbc17d768b0b0835d504928bc384a2.jpg)

And the inside is impressive as well. Here is a picture of one of our agents working hard to get the word out.

(http://www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net/s/search2_arquivos/tvsinopse002.jpg)

And my little office where I work for the VRWC.

(http://www.kennedywilson.com/img/content/the%20oaks.jpg)


Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: formerlurker on January 23, 2013, 03:07:01 PM
I think we can get Taverner sober by then..    :-)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: beefeater on January 23, 2013, 03:25:52 PM
I have my fiendishly clever donor stars all polished up and ready to go.

Quote
Jan 23, 2013, 01:42 PM
 11 Bravo (14,803 posts)

How long before some fiendishly clever newbie troll decides to pony up some ...

of their allowance or milk money for a donor star?

By God, that'll fool us!
0

      
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?
5 replies, 249 views

They think they're on to us (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022247056)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Karin on January 23, 2013, 03:29:27 PM
Quote
Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:44 PM
 LisaLynne (13,095 posts)
2. Oh, I believe that has already happened.

Noooo!  That can't be!

Quote
Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 04:19 PM
 Control-Z (7,508 posts)
5. I don't believe Cheetos would be an honored currency on DU.

We're the ones with the money and the jobs, and you know it.   :loser:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Ogre on January 23, 2013, 04:15:20 PM
Zulu time or Local time?

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: md11hydmec on January 23, 2013, 04:16:43 PM
I say we do have a very nice network of systems that even if the Dummies drove right to it they would never know what it was anyway.

(http://www.redorbit.com/media/uploads/2004/10/7_5c3cbc17d768b0b0835d504928bc384a2.jpg)

And the inside is impressive as well. Here is a picture of one of our agents working hard to get the word out.

(http://www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net/s/search2_arquivos/tvsinopse002.jpg)

And my little office where I work for the VRWC.

(http://www.kennedywilson.com/img/content/the%20oaks.jpg)


Datum, how can I get me some of that.  I'm tired working on the transport planes to take the dummies to the camps.  Its freaking' cold out here!:-P



Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: delilahmused on January 23, 2013, 04:35:42 PM
Quote
Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:44 PM
 LisaLynne (13,095 posts)
2. Oh, I believe that has already happened.

Uh oh...the carp is making toast in the hamper...I repeat...the carp is making toast in the hamper!!! 111!!!Eleventy!!!11

Cindie
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 23, 2013, 04:37:38 PM
Quote
Jan 23, 2013, 01:42 PM
 11 Bravo (14,803 posts)

How long before some fiendishly clever newbie troll decides to pony up some ...

of their allowance or milk money for a donor star?

By God, that'll fool us!
0

     
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?
5 replies, 249 views

Hey 11 boo boo, if we tried to buy a star $kimmer would know right away that something is wrong when we use a Visa or Mastercard and not EBT.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Ogre on January 23, 2013, 04:39:34 PM
Hey 11 boo boo, if we tried to buy a star $kimmer would know right away that something is wrong when we use a Visa or Mastercard and not EBT.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
^5
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2013, 05:00:56 PM
Datum, how can I get me some of that.  I'm tired working on the transport planes to take the dummies to the camps.  Its freaking' cold out here! :p

Hey--someone's got to be in the trenches.  Besides, you can go home at the end of your shift. :tongue:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on January 23, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
Sr WFnnrvh! Gsrh rh sld rg'h tlrmt gl dlip.  Zg kivxrhvob 2100 slfih VHG, dv droo rmezwv WFnnrvozmw.  Dv droo klhg krxgfivh lu yzxlm rm Nvgz, krv rm gsv Olfmtv, zmw Yllyrvh rm TW.  Zoo blfi yzhv ziv yvolmt gl fh, yrgxsvh!
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 05:25:19 PM
Our regular communication means is still down.

There are a couple of issues that I'm trying to get worked out with a couple of the deep-seated moles. One of them I'm not really concerned about, but the other is on the MIR Team so it would probably be best to have that mole on board.

As of now I still planning to have the instructions ready between 8:00 and 8:30 tonight (20:00 to 20:30 for Freeper).



Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 23, 2013, 05:31:45 PM
I was gonna sit this one out, but my Koch brothers check came in. $20k! I'm good for another month of mole/troll work. Its good to work with the professionals.

Excellent weather we're having.
Yes, but i always carry an umbrella.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: dandi on January 23, 2013, 06:02:26 PM
The Meta mole hunters are on the case.


(http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad77/dandi56/Hans-Landafreeperhunter2.jpg)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 23, 2013, 06:07:37 PM
Meta is littered with Pitt crap.  :rofl:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: md11hydmec on January 23, 2013, 06:19:13 PM
Hey--someone's got to be in the trenches.  Besides, you can go home at the end of your shift. :tongue:

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 07:00:34 PM
The Bunny is in the garden. I repeat the bunny is in the garden.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 07:04:21 PM
The issue with the mole on the MIR Team has been worked out.  The problem is with the other bastard. He claims that he just started some sort of Hurray for Women angle or some such BS. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. He thinks doing Operation Flying Eagle now would hinder him stringing them along on the women thing. He's claiming if we do Flying Eagle that he'll do what he can to hinder us. I'm beginning to think that somewhere along the way the guy stopped pretending to do drugs and started to partake of them in reality.

I've talked to the MIR Team mole, and he/she has said that he/she will help if you want to switch from Flying Eagle to Mongoose.  He/she just wants it understood that he/she can't do anything drastic that would jeopardize his/her position. This is completely understandable.

Mongoose won't be as entertaining as Flying Eagle, but at least it can be done with almost no coordination since everyone already knows their parts. It may be for the best since our normal communication channel is still down.

If you do want to go with Mongoose just try to hold off until about 1:00 pm (13:00 for Freeper  :-)) Friday afternoon. I may have something come up around then so if Freeper doesn't mind his mole can be the one to kick things off.

As for the other asshole, I don't care if he's got over 50,000 posts or only 5. I'm tired of him. Every time he's pulled something I've let it ride. I may have bitched about it, but it's went no farther than that.  I'm to the point now that I don't care. He can play his little Hurray for Women angle to his heart's content, but if any mole encounters him and wants to reveal him over there to his little lemmings you're more than welcome.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 23, 2013, 07:10:04 PM
The issue with the mole on the MIR Team has been worked out.  The problem is with the other bastard. He claims that he just started some sort of Hurray for Women angle or some such BS. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. He thinks doing Operation Flying Eagle now would hinder him stringing them along on the women thing. He's claiming if we do Flying Eagle that he'll do what he can to hinder us. I'm beginning to think that somewhere along the way the guy stopped pretending to do drugs and started to partake of them in reality.

I've talked to the MIR Team mole, and he/she has said that he/she will help if you want to switch from Flying Eagle to Mongoose.  He/she just wants it understood that he/she can't do anything drastic that would jeopardize his/her position. This is completely understandable.

Mongoose won't be as entertaining as Flying Eagle, but at least it can be done with almost no coordination since everyone already knows their parts. It may be for the best since our normal communication channel is still down.

If you do want to go with Mongoose just try to hold off until about 1:00 pm (13:00 for Freeper  :-)) Friday afternoon. I may have something come up around then so if Freeper doesn't mind his mole can be the one to kick things off.

As for the other asshole, I don't care if he's got over 50,000 posts or only 5. I'm tired of him. Every time he's pulled something I've let it ride. I may have bitched about it, but it's went no farther than that.  I'm to the point now that I don't care. He can play his little Hurray for Women angle to his heart's content, but if any mole encounters him and wants to reveal him over there to his little lemmings you're more than welcome.

It has to be 14:00 (2 pm for Flippy  :-) ) I will be at lunch with my beautiful wife at 1.

Here is a hint, when I make the post it will be the dumbest post for that hour, and the regular DUmmies will think it is the most brilliant post they have ever seen. It should remind the old timers of when I did the experiment with chicken wire, bricks, and fire.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 07:13:00 PM
It has to be 14:00 (2 pm for Flippy  :-) ) I will be at lunch with my beautiful wife at 1.

Here is a hint, when I make the post it will be the dumbest post for that hour, and the regular DUmmies will think it is the most brilliant post they have ever seen. It should remind the old timers of when I did the experiment with chicken wire, bricks, and fire.


Okay, we'll push every thing back to 2:00 PM (14:00 for Freeper  :-)). I'll go ahead and let the MIR Team mole know.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 23, 2013, 07:14:59 PM
Okay, we'll push every thing back to 2:00 PM (14:00 for Freeper  :-)). I'll go ahead and let the MIR Team mole know.

Don't forget to tell him that project K & R is still a go for this weekend. He will know what I mean.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: franksolich on January 23, 2013, 07:30:12 PM
The problem is with the other bastard.

Hey now.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 07:47:05 PM
Hey now.

I will give him credit for being a good mole. I did some checking a few minutes ago and he did indeed start an angle today that is basically Hurray for Women.

Regardless, I don't care if they catch him. There are plenty of good moles out there.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 23, 2013, 08:31:46 PM
This'll be good.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 23, 2013, 09:56:19 PM
Quote
Jan 23, 2013, 01:42 PM
 11 Bravo (14,803 posts)

How long before some fiendishly clever newbie troll decides to pony up some ...

of their allowance or milk money for a donor star?

By God, that'll fool us!

 

We are learning so much from the democrats. One is never spend your own money. Why should we buy a star if we can con you into donating one for us. The Las Vegas Leviathan explained the process for us. Thanks Kirk.

You don't believe me when I say we are learning from you? Look at what happened in VA while one of their democrat reps went to Washington to pay homage to King obama. The Republicans redistricted the state while he was gone.  :lmao:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Airwolf on January 23, 2013, 10:02:41 PM


You have to work the hours and make many sacrifices for the VRWC. It helps to weed out the fakes and wannabe just like in the Military. Just submit the request for transfer form DD-4487 and write in  Assistant to the Director of Intelligence where it says ramp monkey. Also you will need to send in all paperwork to support your request as it pertains to any field work you have done for the VRWC and submit to the usual drug test and Swear and oath to both Karl Rove and Frank Solich. After he VRWC reviews your work we will let you know in three to four weeks if you can move up to the office. Having good coffee making skills is a plus .
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 23, 2013, 10:27:42 PM
You have to work the hours and make many sacrifices for the VRWC. It helps to weed out the fakes and wannabe just like in the Military. Just submit the request for transfer form DD-4487 and write in  Assistant to the Director of Intelligence where it says ramp monkey. Also you will need to send in all paperwork to support your request as it pertains to any field work you have done for the VRWC and submit to the usual drug test and Swear and oath to both Karl Rove and Frank Solich. After he VRWC reviews your work we will let you know in three to four weeks if you can move up to the office. Having good coffee making skills is a plus .

Don't forget, if you do get selected to move up, you have 24 business hours to report to The Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies to go over the handbook.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 10:33:11 PM
Don't forget, if you do get selected to move up, you have 24 business hours to report to The Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies to go over the handbook.

Speaking of training, you know that move that Darth Vader would do where he would hold up his hand and choke someone across a room? Frank can do that. He's thinking about teaching the move to a handful of select students.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: thundley4 on January 23, 2013, 10:43:21 PM
Speaking of training, you know that move that Darth Vader would do where he would hold up his hand and choke someone across a room? Frank can do that. He's thinking about teaching the move to a handful of select students.

But Frank is NOT going to teach how to that while just looking at the DUmmies picture online. He is keeping that power to himself.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: ChuckJ on January 23, 2013, 11:09:16 PM
But Frank is NOT going to teach how to that while just looking at the DUmmies picture online. He is keeping that power to himself.

I can't blame him.

There is something else that I've heard. As you are probably already aware frank now has his black belt in wrench.  He has mastered both offensive and defensive uses of the wrench. They are trying to convince him to put together a training curriculum that  he could use to train others in the martial uses of the wrench. Naturally frank is a bit uninterested. When they mentioned it to him he tried to downplay things by saying, "It's just a wrench. I swing it back and forth. While I may swing it 'more good' than others it's still nothing really special."

For the record, he did not use the words 'more good'. He used a several syllable word that is used so rarely in modern society that I had to search to find it. I finally found it under a 1945 Sears catalogue that was covered with dust.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Randy on January 24, 2013, 05:27:13 AM
Sr WFnnrvh! Gsrh rh sld rg'h tlrmt gl dlip.  Zg kivxrhvob 2100 slfih VHG, dv droo rmezwv WFnnrvozmw.  Dv droo klhg krxgfivh lu yzxlm rm Nvgz, krv rm gsv Olfmtv, zmw Yllyrvh rm TW.  Zoo blfi yzhv ziv yvolmt gl fh, yrgxsvh!


Ixnay on the 111atseV codea. That's the normal(?!) comm link thats down.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: ExGeeEye on January 24, 2013, 05:30:56 AM
Sr WFnnrvh! Gsrh rh sld rg'h tlrmt gl dlip.  Zg kivxrhvob 2100 slfih VHG, dv droo rmezwv WFnnrvozmw.  Dv droo klhg krxgfivh lu yzxlm rm Nvgz, krv rm gsv Olfmtv, zmw Yllyrvh rm TW.  Zoo blfi yzhv ziv yvolmt gl fh, yrgxsvh!


Ea! Ea!  Cthulhu f'tagh'n!
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 24, 2013, 06:16:49 AM
But Frank is NOT going to teach how to that while just looking at the DUmmies picture online. He is keeping that power to himself.

Frank invades their mind and forces them to post stupid shit. Frank has control over a lot of DUmmies.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2013, 09:43:00 AM
Ea! Ea!  Cthulhu f'tagh'n!

Would you mind refraining from Klingon in your responses?  Some of them know that language.  Hell, Nads wrote it.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 24, 2013, 09:50:43 AM
Would you mind refraining from Klingon in your responses?  Some of them know that language.  Hell, Nads wrote it.

That's not Klingon. THIS is Klingon. nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' (Where is the bathroom?)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2013, 10:27:14 AM
Hmmm.

Some mischief seems to be afoot.

The Bostonian Drunkard and the croaking dog primitive, and some other PoPs (primitives of prominence), seem to have been busy deleting their posts in the meta forum.

One wonders what's up with that.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2013, 10:29:37 AM
Hmmm.

Some mischief seems to be afoot.

The Bostonian Drunkard and the croacking dog, and some other PoPs (primitives of prominene), seem to have been busy deleting their posts in the meta forum.

One wonders what's up with that.
Why would they do that?

None of us can see meta.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 24, 2013, 10:29:41 AM
Hmmm.

Some mischief seems to be afoot.

The Bostonian Drunkard and the croacking dog, and some other PoPs (primitives of prominene), seem to have been busy deleting their posts in the meta forum.

One wonders what's up with that.
Based on that, all I can say is...Climb Mount Niitaka
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2013, 10:31:30 AM
Why would they do that?

My guess is either.....paranoia on the primitives' part.....or a good reason for moles to get at least a little bit more cautious.

I dunno.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 24, 2013, 10:35:55 AM
Based on that, all I can say is...Climb Mount Niitaka

Good plan.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2013, 10:53:35 AM
Based on that, all I can say is...Climb Mount Niitaka

Tora Tora Tora! :killemall:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Airwolf on January 24, 2013, 01:34:14 PM
Good plan.

It worked before.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Karin on January 24, 2013, 01:44:11 PM
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 :tinfoil2:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: delilahmused on January 24, 2013, 03:00:38 PM
Is the new and improved TiT a member of Mole Team 6?

Cindie
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 24, 2013, 04:03:04 PM
Frank invades their mind and forces them to post stupid shit. Frank has control over a lot of DUmmies.
So Sarah Palin occupies one half of the peanuts they call brains, and Frank the other half....how does Todd feel about that?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 24, 2013, 04:10:19 PM
So Sarah Palin occupies one half of the peanuts they call brains, and Frank the other half....how does Todd feel about that?

He doesn't care as Palin only has control of their motor functions. That's why they're lay and can't get out of bed until 4 in the afternoon. Her goal is to get them to stay in bed until after the polls closes.

On the other hand, Frank controls their ability to reason and think logically. He enables the DUmmies to provides fodder for the Cave.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2013, 05:16:50 PM
.....He enables the DUmmies to provides fodder for the Cave.

<<just doing my job as moderator, stocking the DUmpster with inventory that moves, sells.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: NewKidOnTheBlock on January 24, 2013, 05:17:55 PM
I just joined the cave and this is my first post. I'm a mole there with close to 7,000 posts. They've come close to catching me and with a few hidden posts in the past few months they're getting closer.

Yes, I love serving on the juries and letting posts stand I agree with even though it's over the top for them. Watch them go nuts. "Juror number 4 needs an enema". ROFL. It's fun to yank their chains and watch them scramble like a mound of ants.

Reading the Meta forum on Skin's island today is funny.  Seems there's only a handful of us, yet we control every jury and are the source of 10,000 trolls.

 :rotf:

They're so smart.  :mental: :loser: :whatever:

.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 24, 2013, 05:21:23 PM
Hey 11 boo boo, if we tried to buy a star $kimmer would know right away that something is wrong when we use a Visa or Mastercard and not EBT.


:-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 24, 2013, 05:23:09 PM
I just joined the cave and this is my first post. I'm a mole there with close to 7,000 posts. They've come close to catching me and with a few hidden posts in the past few months they're getting closer.

Yes, I love serving on the juries and letting posts stand I agree with even though it's over the top for them. Watch them go nuts. "Juror number 4 needs an enema". ROFL. It's fun to yank their chains and watch them scramble like a mound of ants.


No need to take that any further. No need to give the name.

Welcome if you're not a double agent.  :tinfoil:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
I just joined the cave and this is my first post. I'm a mole there with close to 7,000 posts. They've come close to catching me and with a few hidden posts in the past few months they're getting closer.

Yes, I love serving on the juries and letting posts stand I agree with even though it's over the top for them. Watch them go nuts. "Juror number 4 needs an enema". ROFL. It's fun to yank their chains and watch them scramble like a mound of ants.
Poking the DUmp is our hobby.
First and foremost, is be honest.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: NewKidOnTheBlock on January 24, 2013, 05:32:25 PM
I'll be as honest as the day is long, just don't ask for my mole name.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 24, 2013, 05:37:24 PM
I'll be as honest as the day is long, just don't ask for my mole name.
So whats your mole name? I'm Taverner.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 24, 2013, 05:40:08 PM
That's not Klingon. THIS is Klingon. nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' (Where is the bathroom?)
The Klingon word for DUer is Pan-Zee.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: DefiantSix on January 24, 2013, 05:40:18 PM
So whats your mole name? I'm Taverner.


I recognize the writing style.  I think NKOTB posts as dementedjeep.  :-)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 24, 2013, 05:48:39 PM
So whats your mole name? I'm Taverner.


I'm Skimmer. Want to donate to me?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 05:58:00 PM
I'm Skimmer. Want to donate to me?
Heres five bucks.
When do I get my star? $$$$$
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 24, 2013, 06:01:41 PM
Heres five bucks.
When do I get my star? $$$$$

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/skul_zps2ce52a7f.jpg)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 24, 2013, 06:03:32 PM
The Klingon word for DUer is Pan-Zee.
Ha'DlbaH (Worm)

puj lo'laHbe ghargh (Weak worthless worm/serpent)

Closest thing I could get.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on January 24, 2013, 06:18:43 PM
So whats your mole name? I'm Taverner.


Pleased two meat ewe, I'm nadin.:-)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 06:23:46 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/skul_zps2ce52a7f.jpg)
You juss ain't right, boy.  :rotf:
This too.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 24, 2013, 06:28:51 PM
I recognize the writing style.  I think NKOTB posts as dementedjeep.  :-)

Done dirt cheap.... :wink:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2013, 06:55:36 PM
That's not Klingon. THIS is Klingon. nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' (Where is the bathroom?)

That may be Klingon . . . before the Nadin translator. :tongue:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:42:35 PM
Today's mole word of the day is "bicycle".
Try to fit that in a post somewhere.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 24, 2013, 08:47:27 PM
Today's mole word of the day is "bicycle".
Try to fit that in a post somewhere.



I am so on it!
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2013, 08:49:46 PM
Today's mole word of the day is "bicycle".
Try to fit that in a post somewhere.
I think my neighbor may be a homosexual.  He's looking a little bi cycle.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:49:53 PM
I am so on it!

Word for tomorrow is "Meow".
Like in the movie Super Troopers, when they said "Meow" after pulling over that guy.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:50:22 PM
I think my neighbor may be a homosexual.  He's looking a little bi cycle.

Not here, at the DUmp.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 08:53:35 PM
Today's mole word of the day is "bicycle".
Try to fit that in a post somewhere.
You knew this was coming.  :lmao:
Quote
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1207197

Denninmi (5,142 posts)

I am thinking about buying my fantasy bike in the spring.
I'm considering one of these:

(links to several different bicycles snipped out)

Anyone have any insights into any if these, what I should look for?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 08:54:33 PM
You knew this was coming.  :lmao:

What a huge coincidence.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 24, 2013, 08:55:07 PM
Word for tomorrow is "Meow".
Like in the movie Super Troopers, when they said "Meow" after pulling over that guy.



Ok, so is that tomorrow like after 24:00 our local time, or only EST, or do we do GMT now?  

Chris_, don't be a pud, there, not here.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 08:56:49 PM
What a huge coincidence.
Ya think?  :-)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 24, 2013, 09:00:55 PM
Ok, so is that tomorrow like after 24:00 our local time, or only EST, or do we do GMT now?  

Chris_, don't be a pud, there, not here.   :thatsright:

Dammit don't you guys ever read the VRWC handbook? All times are Eastern time using the 24 hour format. Unless it is opposite day then it's Pacific time. And today is not opposite day (unless it is and I am following opposite day procedure).

Since no one seems to be reading the handbook, there will be a test on chapter 1 and 2 tomorrow evening at 20:00 and that means eastern time you slackers.


Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 24, 2013, 09:09:56 PM
Dammit don't you guys ever read the VRWC handbook? All times are Eastern time using the 24 hour format. Unless it is opposite day then it's Pacific time. And today is not opposite day (unless it is and I am following opposite day procedure).

Since no one seems to be reading the handbook, there will be a test on chapter 1 and 2 tomorrow evening at 20:00 and that means eastern time you slackers.




OH MY STINKIN HECK dude! Don't get your panties in a wad.  I was just asking a simple question.  Why should I refer to a book, when I can just ask. 

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.   :wink:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 09:16:12 PM
Dammit don't you guys ever read the VRWC handbook? All times are Eastern time using the 24 hour format. Unless it is opposite day then it's Pacific time. And today is not opposite day (unless it is and I am following opposite day procedure).

Since no one seems to be reading the handbook, there will be a test on chapter 1 and 2 tomorrow evening at 20:00 and that means eastern time you slackers.
The 24 business format, or the other one.  :???:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 24, 2013, 09:18:22 PM
The 24 business format, or the other one.  :???:

Exactly!!!!!
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2013, 11:37:10 PM
Exactly!!!!!
What about leap-hours?
How do we handle those things?
Is it in the manual?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: NewKidOnTheBlock on January 25, 2013, 04:07:12 AM
The Magistrate

So whats your mole name? I'm Taverner.

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Tucker on January 25, 2013, 04:11:05 AM
The Magistrate


Obviously not. You forgot the "Sir".
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2013, 07:10:53 AM
The Magistrate


Do you eat Meow Mix, too? :tongue: :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2013, 08:09:38 AM
What about leap-hours?
How do we handle those things?
Is it in the manual?

I haven't gotten to that page yet.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 25, 2013, 08:12:40 AM
If I don't get a chance to speak to you guys before things kick off this afternoon, good luck. I'll join in the moling as soon as I get back. Just don't start the fun before 2 (14:00).

To those handful of you who does not have a mole in the game today, feel free to keep posting silliness in this thread. Maybe it will confuse the real DUers who lurk here and keep them off the moles' backs.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Freeper on January 25, 2013, 08:19:06 AM
OH MY STINKIN HECK dude! Don't get your panties in a wad.  I was just asking a simple question.  Why should I refer to a book, when I can just ask. 

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.   :wink:

Read the manual it was agreed in your contract with Teh Rove that you would.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 25, 2013, 08:20:28 AM
The duck flies upside down at midnight.

I repeat: The duck flies upside down at midnight.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2013, 08:21:59 AM
Dammit don't you guys ever read the VRWC handbook? All times are Eastern time using the 24 hour format. Unless it is opposite day then it's Pacific time. And today is not opposite day (unless it is and I am following opposite day procedure).

Since no one seems to be reading the handbook, there will be a test on chapter 1 and 2 tomorrow evening at 20:00 and that means eastern time you slackers.




Can I take the test DUmmie style? You know, open book and a cheat sheet?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2013, 09:05:13 AM
The duck flies upside down at midnight.

I repeat: The duck flies upside down at midnight.

And chickens are crossing the road!   :panic:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: md11hydmec on January 25, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
Ok, so is that tomorrow like after 24:00 our local time, or only EST, or do we do GMT now?  

Chris_, don't be a pud, there, not here.   :thatsright:

If I'm not mistaken, it will be Zulu time
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2013, 11:22:35 AM
If I'm not mistaken, it will be Zulu time

(http://www.dreamstime.com/zulu-warrior-thumb6035508.jpg)

So, it'll be his time then, right?
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2013, 11:24:05 AM
(http://www.dreamstime.com/zulu-warrior-thumb6035508.jpg)

So, it'll be his time then, right?

Fwaso for being. 
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: mamacags on January 25, 2013, 01:52:38 PM
I love how you guys get to have fun while I am at the camp getting the baracks/cells ready for operation Texas Two Step.  You guys suck.  That is all. :bird:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 01:56:43 PM
I love how you guys get to have fun while I am at the camp getting the baracks/cells ready for operation Texas Two Step.  You guys suck.  That is all. :bird:

Myself, I'm out of the action.  Too ill.

<<cheers on all moles, though.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: delilahmused on January 25, 2013, 02:29:16 PM
And chickens are crossing the road!   :panic:

(http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m613/HighMaintenanceFarmWife/rosieroad_zps3ae5a493.jpg)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 25, 2013, 02:49:56 PM
WARNING! Any of the participating moles who happen to check this page, you might want to be careful if you're moling in the in the GD forum. My mole almost got caught in a thread about one their favorite politicians. Thankfully I was called out in private, and I think I was able to smooth things over.

It is somewhat surprising as I hadn't even done anything outlandish. I thought I was DUing like a normal loon.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 25, 2013, 03:05:38 PM
WARNING! Any of the participating moles who happen to check this page, you might want to be careful if you're moling in the in the GD forum. My mole almost got caught in a thread about one their favorite politicians. Thankfully I was called out in private, and I think I was able to smooth things over.

It is somewhat surprising as I hadn't even done anything outlandish. I thought I was DUing like a normal loon.


Dear God!!! Careful FlippyDoo, we don't want to lose you!!!  :lmao:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: md11hydmec on January 25, 2013, 03:06:54 PM
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: NewKidOnTheBlock on January 25, 2013, 04:59:31 PM
Darn. Ok, you got me. I'm actually EarlG.

Obviously not. You forgot the "Sir".
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 25, 2013, 05:14:17 PM
Reporting in: The FEMA Camps are ready. We can start arresting DUmmies any time now.
 :loser: DOH!
I mean, "Dinner is ready. But I need you to go to the store for some fruit."

(hope that doesn't cost me my Black Helicopter command)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: NewKidOnTheBlock on January 25, 2013, 05:18:28 PM
Throw a few EBT cards in the middle of the camp and there'll be more DUmmies voluntarily coming through the door than you can shake a stick at.

Reporting in: The FEMA Camps are ready. We can start arresting DUmmies any time now.
 :loser: DOH!
I mean, "Dinner is ready. But I need you to go to the store for some fruit."

(hope that doesn't cost me my Black Helicopter command)
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2013, 08:07:47 PM
I love how you guys get to have fun while I am at the camp getting the baracks/cells ready for operation Texas Two Step.  You guys suck.  That is all. :bird:

Whateves....you got my coffee yet?  You KNOW how I don't do instant! 

Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2013, 12:39:04 AM
If I'm not mistaken, it will be Zulu time
Wait a minute. I as Director of Intelligence for the VRWC , Omega Section.  specifically said it was HAMMER time.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyEE0qpfeig[/youtube]
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2013, 06:55:13 AM
But, as Signals/OPSEC Director, your messages will say what I want them to. :evillaugh:

Tx, as Signals/OPSEC NCOIC, is making the changes. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: mamacags on January 26, 2013, 12:20:53 PM
Sector 5 up and running.  However, the yellow brick road has a pothole at mile 12 and you should avoid that area at all costs.  The sunlight on the snow in winter sparkles like the diamonds of old.
Title: Re: To all of our guys moling at DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 26, 2013, 12:46:27 PM
In my opinion the operation was a success, and our moles are even more ingrained in the DUmp framework.

The next move should be wonderful.