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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on January 21, 2013, 10:31:58 AM

Title: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: Freeper on January 21, 2013, 10:31:58 AM: Quote
proud2BlibKansan (95,418 posts)

I'm at the gym. 10 TVs. NONE tuned to FOX!!

Love it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022229002

It must have been that website, quarantine fox news.com that did the trick. :rotf:

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Coolest Ranger (106 posts)
8. Business will listen when you threaten to take your money away from them.

Yeah I'm sure a business will bend over backwards for a DUmmy who doesn't spend much when they go into a business anyway.
They can live without your $2.00 DUmmy.
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2013, 10:43:02 AM: Quote
proud2BlibKansan (95,418 posts)

I'm at the gym.
Bullshit. :bs:
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 21, 2013, 10:43:44 AM: Quote from: Chris_ on January 21, 2013, 10:43:02 AM
Bullshit. :bs:

That's what I was thinking, too. :whistling:
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2013, 10:44:41 AM: Quote from: Chris_ on January 21, 2013, 10:43:02 AM
Bullshit. :bs:

That hag hasn`t seen exercicse decades.
Title: Re: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: txradioguy on January 21, 2013, 10:58:32 AM: Quote from: Chris_ on January 21, 2013, 10:43:02 AM
Bullshit. :bs:

I was thinking the same thing. The only reason she'd be there is to hand out towels to customers.

It would explain why none of the tvs were on FNC.
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: NHSparky on January 21, 2013, 11:10:15 AM: She might even go to one of those "upscale" gyms with the juice bars, where hags can do 5 minutes of walking on the treadmill, overpay for a sugar-laden cup of juice with a bunch of "boosters" they don't need, and try to claim they're healthy.

That's where all the fatties hung out at when they went to the gym, anyway..."But it runs in my family!" "Bitch, NOBODY runs in your family!"

Or there's 10 televisions, and all of them were OFF. There's another possibility--who knew!
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: miskie on January 21, 2013, 11:33:27 AM: If there is any truth to the story, its because they were all tuned into football last night.
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: claret1995 on January 21, 2013, 11:58:08 AM: Quote from: miskie on January 21, 2013, 11:33:27 AM
If there is any truth to the story, its because they were all tuned into football last night.

Also is there any truth to the rumor that the hag wears a CUP
Title: Re: The DUmmies finally killed Faux Snooze.
Post by: Maxiest on January 21, 2013, 12:22:23 PM: DUmmies, DUmmies, DUmmies...

Fox News gets more viewers than all your precious networks together in one day. And if you start comparing shows like Hannity VS Madcow... wow.

You can look here.

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/01/18/cable-news-ratings-for-thursday-january-17-2013/165776/

Also, I found the hour to hour break downs and O'Reily and Hannity get more viewers at there 2:00 AM re-airs than Matthews or Madcow do at their original prime time airings.