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Title: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 20, 2013, 02:17:41 PM
this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022224171

although there are others, as well as an NPR article:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/01/20/169731763/our-royalty-bangs-arent-all-michelle-obama-and-kate-middleton-have-in-common

comparing her to Kate Middleton. :thatsright:

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Sun Jan 20, 2013, 01:00 PM

 CatWoman (67,710 posts)

I'm more a braid person, don't really care for bangs

 but I've got to say: I'm totally loving Michelle's new hair style.

Condi Rice should go to Michelle for pointers

 ::)
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550497_10151296352327740_1972984781_n.jpg)

 :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2013, 02:19:50 PM
I saw a tweet once that said "If you really want to get inside a woman's head, just ask her if she's trying to grow out her bangs."
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2013, 02:29:16 PM
I saw a tweet once that said "If you really want to get inside a woman's head, just ask her if she's trying to grow out her bangs."

I saw bangs like that in a movie once......it was "The Shaggy Dog".
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Kimberly on January 20, 2013, 04:19:15 PM
Nice wighat. At least the bangs cover up the eyebrow tattoos.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: formerlurker on January 20, 2013, 04:21:27 PM
It does look like a wig - very bag wig, and/or bad cut overall.

Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 20, 2013, 04:33:21 PM
the term "mop head" comes to mind.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
The first wookie looks like that black Memphis female detective on "48 Hours".

All that processed straight hair. Where's the black pride?

Next thing you know, she'll be a redheaded wookie.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: BEG on January 20, 2013, 05:27:06 PM
She looks like Flip Wilson in that picture.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 20, 2013, 05:31:57 PM
Michelle is that kind of woman who can make anything look bad.
She can wear $600 shoes, $1200 pants and a $800 top...and people who shop at Wallmart still look better than she does.

The woman has no grace, no charisma, no manners. She will always look like a DUmp.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: tac on January 20, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
She still looks like Chewbacca's sister!
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Firekrakka on January 20, 2013, 06:32:05 PM
Michelle is that kind of woman who can make anything look bad.
She can wear $600 shoes, $1200 pants and a $800 top...and people who shop at Wallmart still look better than she does.

The woman has no grace, no charisma, no manners. She will always look like a DUmp.

Doncha love those boob belts!

[youtube=425,350]http://youtu.be/cduAMWyJLWY[/youtube]

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/S5JsEl6ffCI/AAAAAAAADOU/N-Z9FutNIiU/s1600/i-got-a-fever1%5B4%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: thundley4 on January 20, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
The first wookie looks like that black Memphis female detective on "48 Hours".

All that processed straight hair. Where's the black pride?

Next thing you know, she'll be a redheaded wookie.

I think she had the curly/kinky hair in the pictures of her as a little girl. 
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Wineslob on January 20, 2013, 07:02:09 PM
And here I thought the First Wookiee couldn't look any worse......  :thatsright:
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: whiffleball on January 21, 2013, 06:20:49 AM
I have a wig with that style in red.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Undies on January 21, 2013, 07:13:08 AM
Are The Supremes holding open auditions?
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2013, 07:32:33 AM
Maybe she's hoping to get more buck for her bang.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: miskie on January 21, 2013, 07:33:31 AM
(http://sweetpealovesgreen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cleopatra.jpg)

Above - How Michelle Obama sees herself and her husband.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2013, 08:03:43 AM
She looks like Flip Wilson in that picture.
:rofl:

It looks awful.  It doesn't look like a polished 40-something woman's style should look.  It's a teenager haircut, circa late 1960's.  The kind where your parents hound you:  "Do something about that hair!" 

Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: claret1995 on January 21, 2013, 12:00:32 PM

DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs.

HUH did Mochelle finally get a republican boyfriend??
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Big Dog on January 21, 2013, 12:11:15 PM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550497_10151296352327740_1972984781_n.jpg)

I've heard of chili-bowl haircuts, but the is the first time I've ever seen a "Darth Vader Helmet haircut."

(http://www.gadgetmadness.com/archives/darth_vader_mr_helmet.jpg)



 
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Teri on January 21, 2013, 12:20:03 PM
this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022224171

although there are others, as well as an NPR article:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/01/20/169731763/our-royalty-bangs-arent-all-michelle-obama-and-kate-middleton-have-in-common

comparing her to Kate Middleton. :thatsright:

 ::)
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550497_10151296352327740_1972984781_n.jpg)

 :whatever:

Oh no!  That's just so wrong, like everything that woman wears.  Not only does she usually look like she pasted glue on herself and flown through a Mexican flea market, but now she looks like a black Dutch Boy paint label.  (http://www.dutchboy.com.ph/images/dutch-boy-icon.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2013, 12:21:51 PM
Yes, Big Dog!  I was trying to put my finger on it, and you've got it.  Something about the shape of her head.  Darth Vader.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: IassaFTots on January 21, 2013, 12:33:05 PM
Bangs need be longer, like 6 inches or so.  Then I think it would look just fine.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Teri on January 21, 2013, 01:09:02 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqbm5Q9uEA[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: IassaFTots on January 21, 2013, 01:10:52 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqbm5Q9uEA[/youtube]

Precisely.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: debk on January 21, 2013, 01:17:10 PM
Personally, I don't think her hair has ever looked this good.

and...I think it's a wig.

It looks too perfect and a different texture than what her hair has appeared to be in the past.

Obviously I'm not an expert on black people's hair, but its texture looks more wig-like than afro hair that has been super straightened. (saw an online article that showed old style and new, that were closeups)
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Big Dog on January 21, 2013, 01:19:16 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqbm5Q9uEA[/youtube]

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hi5!
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2013, 01:24:25 PM
Actually, debk has a point.  That may be why we're reminded of helmets.  Wigs tend to look that way. 
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Dblhaul on January 21, 2013, 01:26:04 PM
It has to be a wig, either that or she has a huge head...
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Teri on January 21, 2013, 01:42:30 PM
Ever wonder what happened to the White House drapes?  Scarlet O'Hara had nothing on Michelle here..

(http://www.time.com/time/daily/2011/1102/wbetts_0214.jpg)


White House kitchen curtains...

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/mofashion01.jpg)

Bathroom curtains...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NakVbym27fM/Si1SPZmxmCI/AAAAAAAAAGo/qUGEoFknoSY/s400/michelle-obama-bonpoint.jpg)

Barry's old argyle socks...

(http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/michelle-obama-cardigan-fashion-disaster-feb-2010.jpg)

Vintage table cloths...

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/AP_Photo_Gerald_Herbert(2).jpg)





Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: debk on January 21, 2013, 01:52:25 PM
Actually, debk has a point.  That may be why we're reminded of helmets.  Wigs tend to look that way. 

They also look really glossy. How often do you see real shiny glossy hair on a black person - particularly if they aren't part white? I'm don't mean to sound racist by making these comments. But from what I understand, it's a pretty strong chemical product to get hair this straight, and it tends to dull the hair.

I have the inauguration stuff on, and the camera has been on her quite a bit, and her hair is really shiny.

I have a former friend who is very white of English descent who always used to say, she couldn't understand how she could be so lily white and have a black person's kinky hair! She would spend a fortune on hair products - she's a natural redhead - and a ridiculous amount of time styling her hair to make it reasonably straight. It had very little, if any, shine to it.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Big Dog on January 21, 2013, 02:03:42 PM
It has to be a wig, either that or she has a huge head...

Hmmm....

(http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/pk/mars-lgn.jpg)
Mars Attacks!
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2013, 02:35:55 PM
 :rofl:

I don't believe I'd seen the outfit posted by Teri, the one labeled "bathroom curtains."  Why in hell would a fatass like her wear horizontal stripes on the skirt?  And those awful cardigans.  She could be wearing a Dior evening number, and she'd top it off with a crummy looking cardigan.  With the sleeves pushed up, like she's ready to do the dishes. 
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Teri on January 21, 2013, 02:50:57 PM
:rofl:

I don't believe I'd seen the outfit posted by Teri, the one labeled "bathroom curtains."  Why in hell would a fatass like her wear horizontal stripes on the skirt?  And those awful cardigans.  She could be wearing a Dior evening number, and she'd top it off with a crummy looking cardigan.  With the sleeves pushed up, like she's ready to do the dishes.  

Karin, check this out...talk about getting dressed in the dark or blind drunk...

(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x267/BlogPhotos_2007/MichelleObamaFashion2.jpg)


Argyle Gate!!!  Whoops...missed a button there...  :rotf:

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm83/michelleobamawatch/mich-1.jpg)

First lady's fancy jungle ridge runnin stump jumpers...

(http://scaredmonkeys.com/fun-images/Obama_Michelle_sneakers_small.jpg)

Is the hair really that surprising after this? lol
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: debk on January 21, 2013, 03:00:47 PM
:rofl:

I don't believe I'd seen the outfit posted by Teri, the one labeled "bathroom curtains."  Why in hell would a fatass like her wear horizontal stripes on the skirt?  And those awful cardigans.  She could be wearing a Dior evening number, and she'd top it off with a crummy looking cardigan.  With the sleeves pushed up, like she's ready to do the dishes. 


She has one of those little cropped cardigans on again today.  :thatsright:  It looks really dumb ( no pun intended  :lmao:  ) with the dress she's wearing. Almost as dumb as the sparkly belt she put on over the matching coat.  :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Teri on January 21, 2013, 03:06:45 PM
She really like Barry's old argyle socks...

(http://beckduff.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/good-sweater-may-fit1.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-11-16-mobama.jpg)
(http://potusnews.net/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/b5858_130115183703-13-michelle-style-horizontal-gallery.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2009/GalxMonth/05/050409_obama02_200X400.jpg)
(http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/81233/michelle-obama-and-j-crew-featherweight-cashmere-argyle-cardigan-gallery.jpg)
(http://z.about.com/d/petite/1/0/0/B/-/-/obamaargle2.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: debk on January 21, 2013, 03:15:50 PM
I wish whoever was dressing her, would buy the right size for her!!

Won't improve her style, but at least she wouldn't look like she's wearing stuff 2-3 sizes too small!
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Randy on January 21, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
Man that is one frumpy, dumpy bitch.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Teri on January 21, 2013, 03:20:01 PM
I wish whoever was dressing her, would buy the right size for her!!

Won't improve her style, but at least she wouldn't look like she's wearing stuff 2-3 sizes too small!

The woman is a walking contradiction to fashion...I've never seen such screwed up, ugly, frumpy, ensembles in my life and on the first lady mind you!  Maybe her fashion designer is a Conservative mole...  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Aristotelian on January 21, 2013, 03:22:59 PM
The woman is a walking contradiction to fashion...I've never seen such screwed up, ugly, frumpy, ensembles in my life and on the first lady mind you!  Maybe her fashion designer is a Conservative mole...  :rotf:

We control all of the juries on the DUmp...
We control the first lady's clothes...

I'm sure there's some more paranoia which we can develop.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Firekrakka on January 21, 2013, 05:11:50 PM
I wish whoever was dressing her, would buy the right size for her!!

I bet Teri is right!!!! Maybe they are Repubs?  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on January 21, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
OK, who screwed with the PARGEN settings??
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: seahorse513 on January 21, 2013, 09:12:33 PM
i think whoever picks out her outfits and helps her dress in the morning, should be FIRED!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2013, 09:51:23 PM
i think whoever picks out her outfits and helps her dress in the morning, should be FIRED!!!!

Why?  They give us many good laughs.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: dandi on January 21, 2013, 11:05:58 PM
I'll bet it's hard to dress her because she's so oddly disproportionate. She appears to have fairly slim and long legs, yet they look bowed and her butt is broad but flat. Plus, she's short-waisted all out of scale to her height. The overall effect is that she looks about 70% ass, and not the good kind.
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: debk on January 22, 2013, 01:58:12 AM
I'll bet it's hard to dress her because she's so oddly disproportionate. She appears to have fairly slim and long legs, yet they look bowed and her butt is broad but flat. Plus, she's short-waisted all out of scale to her height. The overall effect is that she looks about 70% ass, and not the good kind.


I'm very short waisted also...and I wear a 32" inseam and I've been told, a "flat tush" and "no tush".

Yes, it's tough to find clothes...but really only dresses that have fitted waists or use a belt. Suits, anything 2 piece is just fine.

However, those that dress ourselves and pick out our own clothes, know what to buy to look decent.

For someone who has a "stylist/dresser"....Michelle should look 1000 times better than she does!!!! There is no excuse for how she looks in her clothes. Not only that, if she has a truly good stylist, that person should be telling her she looks like crap in most of what she wears!
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: chitownchica on January 22, 2013, 02:24:26 AM
As BEG mentioned, she looks a bit like Geraldine.

(http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s450/DUDUmmies/638px-Flip_Wilson_Geraldine_1971.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies discuss Michelle Obama's new bangs
Post by: Undies on January 22, 2013, 06:40:01 AM
I'll bet it's hard to dress her because she's so oddly disproportionate. She appears to have fairly slim and long legs, yet they look bowed and her butt is broad but flat. Plus, she's short-waisted all out of scale to her height. The overall effect is that she looks about 70% ass, and not the good kind.

You forgot to mention her skinny forearms hanging off those O.J. shoulders.  

God has funny subtle ways of punishing godless commies.