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Title: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 19, 2013, 03:45:31 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018282381

He's wondering if others are keeping their New Year's resolutions:
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Sat Jan 19, 2013, 10:08 AM

 Denninmi (5,017 posts)

So, how are the Resolutionistas doing at your gym?

 At mine, it's pretty packed in the evenings, but not as bad in the mornings, when I'm ordinarily there, as I thought it could be. Tripping over a few guys in the locker room from time to time, but not unbearable. I bet a lot of the newbies don't last, we already lost a couple in my six am group fitness class, they were on the three week complimentary trial and decided not to continue.



and he talks about the origin of his fear of water:

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Response to Agschmid (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 11:05 AM

 Denninmi (5,017 posts)

2. Nice.

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I didn't come up with the phrase, I saw someone else use it here a couple of weeks ago and thought it was witty.
 
Nice set up. I haven't seen the outside pool at my gym, being winter coupled with the fact that I don't swim at all. The indoor pools are pretty nice, they have an actual Olympic type pool, plus a "family pool" for fooling around, waterslide, etc.In fact, I'm pretty afraid of the water. When I was 6, my idiot ex-brother in law thought it would be funny to throw me off the end of a dock into the lake. His theory was it was a sudden introduction to swimming. Actually, it was a quick course on how to drown. I came pretty close before he hauled me out.
 
BUT, that is one of my oh-so-many goals. By the end of the summer, I want to have taken swimming lessons and gotten over my fear. Next fall, I'm taking the "boot camp" course. Swear to God I'll make it that far by then.

Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 19, 2013, 07:27:13 PM
Hey dummie Dennis? I gots me an idea here. Why don't you call up undergroundpanther? Ya all can be room mates in the looney bin. She is just as screwed up in the head as you.
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: BattleHymn on January 19, 2013, 07:29:10 PM
This primitive is doing a poor job at flaunting his ability to afford a gym membership, in front of the other primitives.
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: Delmar on January 19, 2013, 09:12:02 PM
Typical DUmmy, afraid of water--and soap too, I'll bet.
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: Firekrakka on January 19, 2013, 11:30:40 PM
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Tripping over a few guys in the locker room from time to time, but not unbearable.

Is that what it's called?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2013, 12:18:49 AM
This primitive is doing a poor job at flaunting his ability to afford a gym membership, in front of the other primitives.
Uh, DUmmy Dennis the Menace can't afford that luxury gym.

It's just part of the enormous credit card debt he ran up during his most recent manic phase.

He's started a new depression cycle since the jug-eared muslim threw lunatics like him under the bus on guns.
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: dane on January 20, 2013, 06:00:52 AM
Uh, DUmmy Dennis the Menace can't afford that luxury gym.

It's just part of the enormous credit card debt he ran up during his most recent manic phase.

He's started a new depression cycle since the jug-eared muslim threw lunatics like him under the bus on guns.
He should have a new OP soon when the Christmas credit card purchases all get put on the statement.  Massive moans and multiple poor-me's. It will be fun to read.

One of his responses about debt even talked about putting advance payments to his therapist on the credit card.  He really is a loon.
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: BattleHymn on January 20, 2013, 08:37:58 AM
Uh, DUmmy Dennis the Menace can't afford that luxury gym.

It's just part of the enormous credit card debt he ran up during his most recent manic phase.

He's started a new depression cycle since the jug-eared muslim threw lunatics like him under the bus on guns.

Oops, must have missed that.  Carry on; I'm an idiot.
Title: Re: Dennis still going to the gym daily, fears water too
Post by: vesta111 on January 20, 2013, 08:57:41 AM
Oops, must have missed that.  Carry on; I'm an idiot.

Poor guy, after all the work outs he is afraid to get into the hot tub.   OK a big pool can intimidate those that cannot swim, but, the pool is not all one depth.

Fall off a bike, get back on boy,   people face their fears and over come them.