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Title: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Freeper on January 17, 2013, 08:13:28 PM
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Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?


 
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Action heroes all used to smoke, and now they don't. Even in period pieces where their not smoking would be absurd it gets made fun of. This stopped because of moral pressure.

Action heroes still shoot. Maybe they shouldn't. I'm not saying this would stop gun violence, anymore than smoking has stopped. I'm not even talking about non-violence, as cool as it is.

I teach fencing; I'd love to see a sword-based action movie come out. And there are plenty of martial arts movies where the hero has a taboo against guns. Why not make that be the Hollywood norm rather than gunfights.

I'm someone who has used guns professionally about half of my adult life, on farms and in the Marines. I am familiar with guns, I admire the engineering behind them, and I find them utterly tedious. (You have no idea how much cleaning they entail if you're not a gun person. Seriously.)

Imagine seeing a spreadsheet romanticized. That's kind of how I feel about guns being romanticized. We don't need to do that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022210620

Like we haven't wussified this country bad enough. Now the good guys in the movies will talk out their feelings with the bad guys until the bad guys turn themselves in.  :whatever:

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Travis_0004 (718 posts)
3. If you don't like shooting in movies, don't see it.

I like action movies. If they hire Jackie Chan as the next james bond, and he uses karate I'm going to be pissed.

Isn't that  :waisis:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2013, 08:19:25 PM
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I teach fencing; I'd love to see a sword-based action movie come out.
There's an old saying about bringing knives to a gun fight.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Freeper on January 17, 2013, 08:23:37 PM
There's an old saying about bringing knives to a gun fight.  :whistling:

[youtube=425,350]anEuw8F8cpE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: BEG on January 17, 2013, 08:31:14 PM
Speaking of smoking and movies, I have been on an old movie kick lately. I watched All About Eve and Mildred Pierce while I have been sick. Talk about smoking like crazy. Especially All About Eve. Bette Davis smoked like it was going out of style. It was kinda gross.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2013, 08:36:46 PM
Speaking of smoking and movies, I have been on an old movie kick lately. I watched All About Eve and Mildred Pierce while I have been sick. Talk about smoking like crazy. Especially All About Eve. Bette Davis smoked like it was going out of style. It was kinda gross.
Does that mean you quit?  :???:
I thought you were already "smokin".   :whistling:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 17, 2013, 08:43:27 PM
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I teach fencing; I'd love to see a sword-based action movie come out.

You mean like the Zorro movies, The Three Musketeers, Pirates of the Caribbean, things like that?
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: BEG on January 17, 2013, 08:47:05 PM
Does that mean you quit?  :???:
I thought you were already "smokin".   :whistling:

 :-*

By the way, I have never tried smoking.  I know a lot of people here do but I personally think it is gross.  If any of you men want to date me if our spouses leave us, you better stop smoking.  :p
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2013, 09:43:50 PM
:-*

By the way, I have never tried smoking.  I know a lot of people here do but I personally think it is gross.  If any of you men want to date me if our spouses leave us, you better stop smoking.  :p
I always have Ballygirl to fall back on.  :-)
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: BEG on January 17, 2013, 09:44:52 PM
I always have Ballygirl to fall back on.  :-)

You are no longer in the running  :mad:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Texacon on January 17, 2013, 10:22:32 PM
Maybe the movies should quit glamorizing drugs. Just saying.

KC
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 17, 2013, 10:27:05 PM
Right, I can see it now - Grindhouse presents "Hobo with a Water Pistol."

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2013, 11:09:06 PM
You are no longer in the running :mad:
My own ball-and-chain agrees with you.  O-)

Maybe the movies should quit glamorizing drugs. Just saying.

KC
That would be a good start.
After that, they can stop glamorizing misfits with firearms as being the answer to any persieved wrong doing.
The "wrong doers" of course, are always anybody in authority or the military.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 17, 2013, 11:15:30 PM
My absolute favorite movie is The Boondock Saints.  Full of smoking, drinking, and guns  :-)
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 17, 2013, 11:42:52 PM
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I teach fencing; I'd love to see a sword-based action movie come out. And there are plenty of martial arts movies where the hero has a taboo against guns. Why not make that be the Hollywood norm rather than gunfights.


How about Kill Bill I and II? No bloody gun violence. (Great movies.)

How about Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No violent Smith & Wesson, just Stihl and Husqvarna.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Skul on January 18, 2013, 12:10:46 AM


How about Kill Bill I and II? No bloody gun violence. (Great movies.)

How about Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No violent Smith & Wesson, just Stihl and Husqvarna.
I "saw" what you did.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 18, 2013, 12:14:13 AM
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I'm someone who has used guns professionally about half of my adult life, on farms and in the Marines. I am familiar with guns, I admire the engineering behind them, and I find them utterly tedious. (You have no idea how much cleaning they entail if you're not a gun person. Seriously.)

I'm calling bullshit.   :bs:

A).  It's the very rare Jarhead that doesn't like firearms, wartime psychological issues notwithstanding.  In fact, every combat vet I know, is a shooter, to a varying degree.  I, myself, stopped hunting some years ago because I find the process of cleaning game tedious and I refuse to kill that which I do not plan to clean and eat.  

B).  The last thing they find them are tedious.

Fencing?  Well.....plusing up your insufferable elitist (D)Umbass cred, eh?

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I teach fencing; I'd love to see a sword-based action movie come out.

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There's an old saying about bringing knives to a gun fight. 
:-) :-)
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Alpha Mare on January 18, 2013, 01:03:19 AM
Jeffery Deaver tried that in "Carte Blanche", the last James Bond book.  It sucked.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Zathras on January 18, 2013, 01:14:27 AM
You mean like the Zorro movies, The Three Musketeers, Pirates of the Caribbean, things like that?

I guess the DUmbass never saw this one either...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7zvffHu_wo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Zathras on January 18, 2013, 01:17:28 AM


How about Kill Bill I and II? No bloody gun violence. (Great movies.)

How about Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No violent Smith & Wesson, just Stihl and Husqvarna.

And what about Tucker & Dale vs. Evil? Just one bit of gun violence in that one and it was a self inflicted wound at that.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Skul on January 18, 2013, 01:18:27 AM
[youtube=425,350]anEuw8F8cpE[/youtube]
Oh hell yes.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2013, 04:29:08 AM
:-*

By the way, I have never tried smoking.  I know a lot of people here do but I personally think it is gross.  If any of you men want to date me if our spouses leave us, you better stop smoking.  :p

Never tried it, and never intend to. O-)
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 18, 2013, 06:49:05 AM
I can't wait for Star Trek.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Freeper on January 18, 2013, 07:33:00 AM
I can't wait for Star Trek.

I hope Kirk throws down his phasers and just talks with the bad guys I mean poor misunderstood victim.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Big Dog on January 18, 2013, 07:35:39 AM
So, I'm home today (took a leave day to get the house ready for Velvet and the trainer). I'm sitting here, first cup of coffee in hand, reading the CC, and what did I see?

"Movie horses stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?"

I said to myself, "Movie horses?"

(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/elect-stevedawes/smokinghorse_zps112eed80.jpg)

Then the caffeine thawed out my brain a little.

"Oh, movie heroes."

Carry on.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Aristotelian on January 18, 2013, 09:10:25 AM
I'm thinking of an action film reduced to a DUmp bouncy...somehow I don't see that thought gaining much traction.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: FlaGator on January 18, 2013, 09:25:59 AM
I hope Kirk throws down his phasers and just talks with the bad guys I mean poor misunderstood victim.

You confusing Star Trek with Star Trek Voyager.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
You confusing Star Trek with Star Trek Voyager.
I worry about anyone who knows the difference.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: 67 Rover on January 18, 2013, 09:31:44 AM
I am trying to calculate the odds of a liberal website with ~4000 members having a near Olympian fencer (Nads) and an instructor that teaches fencing.  It wobbles the mind.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 18, 2013, 09:40:34 AM
Jeffery Deaver tried that in "Carte Blanche", the last James Bond book.  It sucked.

I have all of the Fleming and Gardner books, the Kingsley Amis one, and almost all of the Raymond Benson James Bond books.

Jeffery Deaver? When I saw he was taking over the franchise, I thought WTF? Don't know if I want to read "Carte Blanche" now.

You need an Eric van Lustbader, Jim DeFelice, or better yet Ted Bell to write those books.

Maybe the fencing scene from "Die Another Day" was his inspiration for it, though.



Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2013, 09:42:00 AM
I am trying to calculate the odds of a liberal website with ~4000 members having a near Olympian fencer (Nads) and an instructor that teaches fencing.  It wobbles the mind.
And I vaguely remember something about TiT's world-class Norwegian bikini downhill skiing team girlfriend. Wasn't she also a fencer?
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: ChuckJ on January 18, 2013, 09:47:41 AM
For the DUmmies

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXf6oYafHtQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Rebel on January 18, 2013, 09:51:01 AM
You mean like the Zorro movies, The Three Musketeers, Pirates of the Caribbean, things like that?

The Count of Monte Cristo.  :rocker:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Big Dog on January 18, 2013, 09:52:54 AM
I am trying to calculate the odds of a liberal website with ~4000 members having a near Olympian fencer (Nads) and an instructor that teaches fencing.  It wobbles the mind.

I'm a master fencer. Never tried out for the Olympics, though.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2570/4153379396_7c3125b4a2.jpg)

(http://sites.ararental.org/Portals/dandrental/Post%20Hole%20Digger%20Hand.jpg)
En garde'!

Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Splashdown on January 18, 2013, 09:58:43 AM
:-*

By the way, I have never tried smoking.  I know a lot of people here do but I personally think it is gross.  If any of you men want to date me if our spouses leave us, you better stop smoking.  :p

Does the occasional cigar count?  :bawl:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 18, 2013, 10:00:08 AM
Does the occasional cigar count?  :bawl:

Yeah, my question, too.
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Karin on January 18, 2013, 10:17:22 AM
 :rotf:  ChuckJ, I forgot about that guy!  That little hat!   :lmao:


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52. I'm jumping back to the cleaning idea

Show a firefight, but show in real time how long it takes to clean the weapon after.
 
   :mental:

You know, even TominTib was over there, reminding them about box office returns.  These movies are expected to, you know, earn a profit for the investors.  You can make a movie showing granny knitting a sweater, but is anyone going to pay $15 to see it? 

Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Splashdown on January 18, 2013, 12:37:31 PM
The Count of Monte Cristo.  :rocker:

Kill Bill I & II?

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Movie heroes stopped smoking. Could they stop shooting?
Post by: Alpha Mare on January 18, 2013, 01:06:40 PM
I have all of the Fleming and Gardner books, the Kingsley Amis one, and almost all of the Raymond Benson James Bond books.

Jeffery Deaver? When I saw he was taking over the franchise, I thought WTF? Don't know if I want to read "Carte Blanche" now.

You need an Eric van Lustbader, Jim DeFelice, or better yet Ted Bell to write those books.

Maybe the fencing scene from "Die Another Day" was his inspiration for it, though.





Deaver's Bond is politically correct, sensitive, doesn't smoke, doesn't kill (flesh wounds), no martini. He's not James Bond, he's James Bland.
 I used to love Deaver's books, but he's let his political views override his plots now.