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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 05:42:46 PM
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It's been 20 years since my last liberal
thought knee-jerk reaction.
I still remember the day I first recognized I was a CONSERVATIVE. I was graduating high school, and thinking about Ronald Reagan one-liners while the class valedectorian was rambling on about going out and fighting for social justice, fairness and making a difference in the lives of the little people.
I went on from there to College, and rather than rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in Student Loans and Guv'mint grants, I -gasp- paid my own way, and too 8 years to work my way through a 4 year engineering degree. Even worse, when my, concerned, caring Marxist college professors would rant speak passionately on the subjects near and dear to their hearts; like the evil nature of America, American support of Zionism, American Imperialism in the world, and the failure of the American people to provide a proper welfare safety net for those among us less fortunate, a flashing neon BS sign would appear in the corner or my eye.
And then, came that fateful day. I was 21 years old, and against my mother's most stringent warnings, I went into... (duhn...duhn...duhn...) the Voting Booth. Even then I had the choice; I could have cast my vote for that great American leader, William Jefferson Clinton and lent my voice to the great Socialist cause he was leading. But no; I voted for... The REPUBLICAN. Even worse, rather than learn from my uncaring, racist, sexist, bigoted and most certainly homophobic choice, I went back to the voting booth again, and voted for the REPUBLICAN again in 1996. :bawl:
Since then my life has been a steady downhill slide of working to make a profit - even working in evil industries that obviously oppress the lower class, erect glass ceilings of sexism, and (duhn...duhn...duhn...) had incredibly huge carbon footprints as they raped oil, natural gas and minerals from Mother Earth and formed them into crass man-made things, like airplanes, gasoline and warm houses. I married a woman, and we have been living in a horrible, faithful monogamous relationship in which I rake in my obscene profits, and force her to stay at home with the children; unproductive and unfulfilled. I force my children to learn to be self-sufficient, to be educated and not just indoctrinated, and to enjoy working for (duhn...duhn...duhn...) profits. I'm a horrible human being, because I believe that there really is evil in this old world, and that God expects us good folk to engage and defeat that evil, rather than succumb to it. See; there I go being divisive again...
I am here to admit that I am a CONSERVATIVE, and that I don't need a government program, safety net or handout to fix that.
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Welcome!
Looks like you'll fit in perfectly :)
Please allow me to provide your cherry-popping H5.
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
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He's from USMILNET. :cheersmate:
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Welcome to CC! :cheersmate:
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He's from USMILNET. :cheersmate:
Oh.
I was withholding my own good wishes, because I was somewhat nervous about whether he's legit or not.
Welcome.
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
Watch out for Schade....she will steal your soul.
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
Watch out for Schade....she will steal your soul.
You make me sound like beezlebub. :evillaugh:
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Happy to have you here!
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
Watch out for Schade....she will steal your soul.
You make me sound like beezlebub. :evillaugh:
That is my new pet name for you. :p
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
Watch out for Schade....she will steal your soul.
You make me sound like beezlebub. :evillaugh:
Or, as you are known in these parts, bubblez.
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
Never been to CU. Conservative Underground or Ward Churchill's former stomping grounds.
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Welcome DefiantSix! Are you the same Defiant from CU or a different one? In any case, it is great to have you here. :cheersmate:
Watch out for Schade....she will steal your soul.
You won't miss it Defiant6 -- I don't miss mine.
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My wife would have something to say about that. Seems she's already laid claim to my immortal soul...
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My wife would have something to say about that. Seems she's already laid claim to my immortal soul...
Oh you think you are safe now....just you wait.
Welcome by the way. :)
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Welcome.
:party:
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My wife would have something to say about that. Seems she's already laid claim to my immortal soul...
You just did the equivalent of covering your soul with very tasty BBQ sauce....
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Welcome D6, good to have you here! :cheersmate:
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:cheersmate:
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Welcome! :cheersmate:
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My wife would have something to say about that. Seems she's already laid claim to my immortal soul...
You just did the equivalent of covering your soul with very tasty BBQ sauce....
Did I mention that my wife LOOOOOOOOVES to cover me in barbecue sauce and then.... :censored: :censored: my meat? (sorry, you'll have to use your imagination :wink: )
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My wife would have something to say about that. Seems she's already laid claim to my immortal soul...
You just did the equivalent of covering your soul with very tasty BBQ sauce....
Did I mention that my wife LOOOOOOOOVES to cover me in barbecue sauce and then.... :censored: :censored: my meat? (sorry, you'll have to use your imagination :wink: )
Waaaaay too much information.....welcome D6
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:cheersmate:
+1
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Welcome to CC
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