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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on January 15, 2013, 06:14:54 PM
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Lionel Mandrake (2,831 posts)
CaliforniaPeggy is doing fine.
The surgery on CaliforniaPeggy's shoulder took longer than expected, but there were no complications. Had there been damage to her rotator cuff, the surgeon would have had to install a less than optimal form of prosthesis. But there was no damage, and the surgeon was happy. That's as much as I could understand of his explanation.
CP will spend a couple of days in the hospital. She will be on a regular medical-surgical floor, not on a floor with EKG monitors, since her heart rhythms were normal during this operation. This means among other things that she can have coffee with her breakfast.
Many thanks to CaliforniaPeggy's DU friends for your continued support at this difficult time
I drives me to write this:
Calpeg under the knife,
Snip Snip Snip.
Her shoulder if fine,
But where is her dick?
In turtle-neck sweaters,
she is not fooling me.
Can you call her a man
If She/He sits down to pee?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018279988
I drives me to write this:
Calpeg under the knife,
Snip Snip Snip.
Her shoulder if fine,
But where is her dick?
In turtle-neck sweaters,
she is not fooling me.
Can you call her a man
If She/He sits down to pee?
Dutch, I just don't know where to begin. :lmao: :rotf:
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Can't they just repurpose her giant adam's apple into a new shoulder?
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She'll be back to giving TomInTib/DollarBill reach-arounds before you know it!
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I wounder if the anesthesiologist would be up for a bribe for her next hormone injection.
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Is DUmmy Lionel Mandrake the poor bastard with the aching seed?
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Can't they just repurpose her giant adam's apple into a new shoulder?
At first I thought that, but then I realized Calpig's adam's apple is way too big for a just a mere shoulder. It's more football shoulder-pad material sized.
With it being football shoulder-pad sized, it draws yet another connection between Calpig and Lou Holtz, other than Calpig being a dead ringer for Lou in a lookalike contest.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018279988
I drives me to write this:
Calpeg under the knife,
Snip Snip Snip.
Her shoulder if fine,
But where is her dick?
In turtle-neck sweaters,
she is not fooling me.
Can you call her a man
If She/He sits down to pee?
:clap: :clap: :clap:
And the H5 FTW!
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That's as much as I could understand of his explanation........ I have India Indian doctors too.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018279988
I drives me to write this:
Calpeg under the knife,
Snip Snip Snip.
Her shoulder if fine,
But where is her dick?
In turtle-neck sweaters,
she is not fooling me.
Can you call her a man
If She/He sits down to pee?
(http://thingist.com/user_uploads/fullsize/full_321362382158439961.gif)
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Is DUmmy Lionel Mandrake the poor bastard with the aching seed?
Probably . . . he is "her" husband.
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I was going to write a poem but decided to be nice and wish her well on her recovery.
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I was going to write a poem but decided to be nice and wish her it well on her its recovery.
There. FIFY.