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Title: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: zeitgeist on January 15, 2013, 05:16:03 PM

Gina the Monkey Addicted to Human Porn

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UnrepentantLiberal (9,510 posts)

Zoo's chimp addicted to human porn
    
By Alice Stewart
Digital Spy
Jan 15, 2013

A chimpanzee at a Spanish zoo has become addicted to human porn.

Gina the chimp's habit began after having a television installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo.

Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El Mundo: "To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.

"In the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in order and she did not break the new toy.

"The surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done."

More: http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a451125/zoos-chimp-addicted-to-human-porn.html


Sometimes the DUmp finds an acorn.  


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Erose999 (4,141 posts)
2. Maybe this monkey needs a spanking?


Sometimes not.   :rotf:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Mike220 on January 15, 2013, 05:20:28 PM
Short Bus in 3...
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Big Dog on January 15, 2013, 05:22:01 PM
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"To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.

"In the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in order and she did not break the new toy.

"The surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done."

This could have been taken directly from the Short Bus (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/board,21.0.html)!
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2013, 05:25:36 PM
Poor monkey/ This is going to give her unfulfillable expectations, and ruin any chance for a successful simian significant other in the future.
The monkey will compare any mate to Ron Jeremy, wear high heels to bed, and insist on plastic surgery.

Sad thing is with no one to meet her expectations, she will end up doing drugs, posting on DU and marrying Taverner.
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: zeitgeist on January 15, 2013, 05:29:39 PM
Poor monkey/ This is going to give her unfulfillable expectations, and ruin any chance for a successful simian significant other in the future.
The monkey will compare any mate to Ron Jeremy, wear high heels to bed, and insist on plastic surgery.

Sad thing is with no one to meet her expectations, she will end up doing drugs, posting on DU and marrying Taverner.
:rotf: :rotf: :lol: :hi5:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 15, 2013, 05:36:09 PM
Poor monkey/ This is going to give her unfulfillable expectations, and ruin any chance for a successful simian significant other in the future.
The monkey will compare any mate to Ron Jeremy, wear high heels to bed, and insist on plastic surgery.

Sad thing is with no one to meet her expectations, she will end up doing drugs, posting on DU and marrying Taverner.

Come on now. She's a damned dirty ape so surely she can do better than Taverner.
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2013, 05:40:52 PM
Come on now. She's a damned dirty ape so surely she can do better than Taverner.
The Lioness?
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Ogre on January 15, 2013, 05:51:43 PM
Wow, the things one learns online. :popcorn:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 15, 2013, 05:56:27 PM
Poor monkey/ This is going to give her unfulfillable expectations, and ruin any chance for a successful simian significant other in the future.
The monkey will compare any mate to Ron Jeremy, wear high heels to bed, and insist on plastic surgery.

Sad thing is with no one to meet her expectations, she will end up doing drugs, posting on DU and marrying Taverner.
How do you know she didn't marry him? :popcorn:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Tucker on January 15, 2013, 07:42:42 PM
(http://widget.uproxx.com/b/1/http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,128165,00.jpg)
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 15, 2013, 07:47:36 PM
You guys are going to catch hell when Gina sees this thread.
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Freeper on January 15, 2013, 08:28:21 PM
Yes I am abusing my mod privileges, but I am gonna sticky this so Gina will be sure to see it in the morning.  :-)
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2013, 08:29:32 PM
(http://widget.uproxx.com/b/1/http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,128165,00.jpg)
So the porn chimp is dating CalPeg?
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on January 15, 2013, 08:30:01 PM
Yes I am abusing my mod privileges, but I am gonna sticky this so Gina will be sure to see it in the morning.  :-)

Just wow.  I can't wait to see what she says.
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: seahorse513 on January 15, 2013, 10:20:10 PM
oh my word, too funny!! Gina will get a good laugh...... :wink:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: IassaFTots on January 16, 2013, 09:19:12 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Gina on January 16, 2013, 09:21:56 AM
You guys are going to catch hell when Gina sees this thread.

MOTHERFUDGERS!   :rant:








 :lmao:

Just the name does it!  I am telling you!   :rofl:

That's a cool monkey!  :-)
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: zeitgeist on January 16, 2013, 12:38:17 PM
MOTHERFUDGERS!   :rant:








 :lmao:

Just the name does it!  I am telling you!   :rofl:

That's a cool monkey!  :-)

Once upon a long time ago I was visiting the London Zoo Primate area.  A young mum or nanny was walking a couple toddlers and as she approached the area began cooing "Oh look at the monkeys"  at which point one of the monkeys (monkeys being monkeys) began masturbating.  To which there was a hurried tugging of young arms and an alarmed "Oh, don't look."  :rotf:

I guess that is probably why I am a bit suspicious of the whole evolution theory.  We still have monkeys and they haven't really evolved so how is it again that we are descended from them?  :mental:  BTW I am sitting here totally naked under my clothes even as I type this. :naughty:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: Gina on January 16, 2013, 02:17:05 PM
BTW I am sitting here totally naked under my clothes even as I type this. :naughty:

 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: DU Discusses Gina's Porn Addiction
Post by: liana on January 16, 2013, 11:17:57 PM
(http://widget.uproxx.com/b/1/http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,128165,00.jpg)

Hmmm.. this is strange.

I thought CalPeg was in the hospital recovering after a surgery..

 :rotf: