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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Teri on January 14, 2013, 01:48:25 PM
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Earlier today as I sat quietly reading, I heard something or someone crying or whimpering. It sounded distant like it was outside, so I went to investigate.
I looked outside in the front, back and side of the house. I even checked on the kitties to make sure they were all accounted for and okay. I couldn't find anything. So I went back to my chair, sat down and started reading again. There it was again...that whimpering noise. I just sat there for a minute listening and finally realized that the sound was coming from me! Evidently I was wheezing and the noise was coming from my throat. Don't tell anyone I told you this stuff. :rotf:
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Have you been talking to BEG lately? :rotf: :lmao:
h5 for originality.
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Have you been talking to BEG lately? :rotf: :lmao:
h5 for originality.
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:rofl:
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I'm a ventriloquist and didn't know it. :rotf:
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I once heard a man crying outside my window at my old house. Was weird. Glad I moved.
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Earlier today as I sat quietly reading, I heard something or someone crying or whimpering. It sounded distant like it was outside, so I went to investigate.
I looked outside in the front, back and side of the house. I even checked on the kitties to make sure they were all accounted for and okay. I couldn't find anything. So I went back to my chair, sat down and started reading again. There it was again...that whimpering noise. I just sat there for a minute listening and finally realized that the sound was coming from me! Evidently I was wheezing and the noise was coming from my throat. Don't tell anyone I told you this stuff. :rotf:
I thought I was the Old Wheezer. I have COPD so it is natural for me to be wheezing.