The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on January 14, 2013, 11:11:19 AM
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Politically Incorrect
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole the thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class fondle him . I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need--KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot...
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Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please."
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My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.
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There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.
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The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.
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:lol:
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Might steal some of these. :lmao:
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Might steal some of these. :lmao:
That's what I did! :naughty:
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:lmao: :rotf: Those were great.
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Today in school we were talking about the responsibilities of people in a relationship. Teacher asked "What is the responsibility of a wife in a relationship?" and one of my friends goes "To make me sandwiches."
This is in Bible college.