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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: TheMagistrate on January 12, 2013, 10:09:44 AM
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Flvegan who had it head handed to him again, claims to be departing the the DUmpster.
Just went back to grab the link, but it looks like it got taken down...
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Aren't you suppose to say "Sir" or "Ma'am" every other word?
flvegan This message was hidden by Jury decision. Hide Response to The Magistrate (Reply #14)
16. You must be drunk.
That, or you're an idiot. A mere shadow of what you once were. At least according to some.
The Magistrate couldn't hand someone's head to them if they were strapped down to a guillotine and all he had to do was release the blade.
Both are idiots. What's the big deal?
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Why is he here? Does he think a conservative woman wants to dress him in a diaper, tie him up and spank him?
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Flvegan who had it head handed to him again, claims to be departing the the DUmpster.
Just went back to grab the link, but it looks like it got taken down...
Quotes and link first...then make your thread. What DU forum did this come from?
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Aren't you suppose to say "Sir" or "Ma'am" every other word?
Probably just a minor slip-up.
It might also be that the model glue fumes are starting to have an effect.
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This is interesting to say the least.
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For the longest time, I thought the Magistrate was Frank. :p
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Okay,this is not a forum I moderate but at the moment am the only "staff" member that is here so should the OP decide to come back a couple of things.
I will presume you are the DUmp poster of the same name.
You will not be banned from here just because even though there are some that prefer it to be the case.
You will likely be treated as you choose to treat others,although for obvious reasons not all will give that consideration.
Live with it.
If you think this is going to be a poop and scoot place where you can engage in a cross posting forum war I doubt it will be looked highly on.
You have registered,you obviously have figured out how to post so man up and engage if you can.
Is that clear sir?
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Link to the Drama (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022178180#post2)
Progressive (336 posts)
Are guns necessary for self defense?
Last edited Sat Jan 12, 2013, 12:31 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I mean, it seems that people believe that guns are the only weapons that can be used for self defense. People do NOT need lethal weapons for self defense. Doesn't everyone already know of tasers? They are effective in stopping power. You can buy one (The Taser C2) for as low as $300 (the price of a small pistol or a low end shotgun) and while they are not 100% non-lethal, they are still far less lethal than guns, and give you about 30 seconds of time to flee. They include a laser pointer, have a range of 15 feet, and additional cartridges cost $25 each. They are legal in most states (except in much of the Northeast.)
flvegan (61,889 posts)
2. LOL! Such a cute post. Tasers.
Hey, home invaders, please do me a favor and come in one at a time as slowly as you can. Oh, and if you're here to kill me or my family or rape my wife or daughter, do us the kindness of letting me/us flee.
Better luck just asking them to lay down and be arrested.
**** them, tell your widow/mom/whatever that I wished I didn't need to do what I did while you bleed out.
flvegan (61,889 posts)
8. You go from a pathetic attempt at factual to emotional ("Macho")
Who the **** uses "macho" anymore anyway?
If 4 idiots kick in your door with intent to do harm, let me know when the idiocy you've professed will work.
Goodness, gracious. A taser and pepper spray and that little fella ran away. Now he can predate others, but so long as it isn't me.
Keep guessing.
The Magistrate (79,699 posts)
14. Oooh, Tell Us More About Your Big Bad Self, Uncle Fivegan!
Did you gut him like deer?
Did you shoot him to mush!
Did his brains spatter all over the wall!
How many did ya get, Uncle Fivegan!
Was it three or four or five or six of those big bad raping men!
Bet you made 'em all squeal mercy, didn't ya, Uncle Fivegan!
You left 'em all in a pool of blood so thick your shoes were soaked for a week, right, Uncle Fivegan?
Do ya think it'll happen again next week, Uncle Fivegan?
Can we watch!
Gosh, Uncle Fivegan!
When I grow up I want to be a big strong killing man just like YOU!!!
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Okay,this is not a forum I moderate.....
Uh, yes you do.
You didn't know?
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For the longest time, I thought the Magistrate was Frank. :p
Ummm, rule one of the fight club, old boy.
Shame.
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Ummm, rule one of the fight club, old boy.
Shame.
Well, I enjoyed the notoriety.....until I learned the true nature of the worm.
And then I didn't.
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Flvegan who had it head handed to him again, claims to be departing the the DUmpster.
Just went back to grab the link, but it looks like it got taken down...
By the way, we don't ban people for having a different view.
You are more than welcome to stay and discuss issues if you wish,
Don't span, be civil. That's all we ask.
You're gonna get whacked, your choice.
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Flvegan who had it head handed to him again, claims to be departing the the DUmpster.
Just went back to grab the link, but it looks like it got taken down...
To what do we owe a visit (first? :wink: ) from one of (D)Us most condescending, Id-centered, know-it-alls?
I will presume you are the DUmp poster of the same name.
You will not be banned from here just because even though there are some that prefer it to be the case.
Oh,no....not at all. We need some live subjects for our research. If he/sh/it stays awhile, we can issue him (it's a him) a Conservative Cave® EBT Card.
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I'm of the opinion this Maggie isn't the same as DU's Maggie.
Which is fine by me - because it will certainly piss Maggie off, and that makes me happy.
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I'm of the opinion this Maggie isn't the same as DU's Maggie.
Which is fine by me - because it will certainly piss Maggie off, and that makes me happy.
Probably the same.
Wanders in here for DUmp cred.
Doesn't get banned.
His/her/it's persona is bruised.
DUmpmonkey is not banned for having a different view.
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Uhm... This could be interesting.
KC
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Uhm... This could be interesting.
KC
Only if DUmpmonkey wishes to respond.
Doubt that will happen, KC.
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Flvegan who had it head handed to him again, claims to be departing the the DUmpster.
Just went back to grab the link, but it looks like it got taken down...
Nobody has seen fit to do it so I will.
Hello Sir. Are you the dummie known as The Magistrate, Sir? If so, why are you here, Sir?
:-)
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Nobody has seen fit to do it so I will.
Hello Sir. Are you the dummie known as The Magistrate, Sir? If so, why are you here, Sir?
:-)
Perky, you just ain't right, boy. :lmao:
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I'm of the opinion this Maggie isn't the same as DU's Maggie.
Which is fine by me - because it will certainly piss Maggie off, and that makes me happy.
I agree, Miskie. BTW, an H5 is warranted (ETA--to Perky as well).
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I'd ask "spanker or spankee", but I already know the answer.
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Wow. Another DUer poop and swoop. I'm shocked.
:whatever:
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Damn! Only one BS per hour?
If waiting an hour is what it takes.
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Clearly a hoax.
No more legitimate than BanTheGOP.
Flvegan who had it head handed to him again
This imposter is semi-literate. If it's a DUmmy, it's more likely to be rsmithnumbers.
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Clearly a hoax.
No more legitimate than BanTheGOP.
I should have known it wouldn't be that easy. I didn't even read his post. Just clicked the BS.
You'd think the board's resident fictional spirit-guide would be privy to these things. I hope I haven't made Mr. Rove angry.
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Clearly a hoax.
No more legitimate than BanTheGOP.
This imposter is semi-literate. If it's a DUmmy, it's more likely to be rsmithnumbers.
A DU mole likely has at most over a thousand posts and disappears after a couple of months. I wonder if BanTheGOP is a mole from some other conservative forum. It could be even some here. :naughty:
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Progressive (336 posts)
Are guns necessary for self defense?
Last edited Sat Jan 12, 2013, 12:31 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I mean, it seems that people believe that guns are the only weapons that can be used for self defense. People do NOT need lethal weapons for self defense. Doesn't everyone already know of tasers? They are effective in stopping power. You can buy one (The Taser C2) for as low as $300 (the price of a small pistol or a low end shotgun) and while they are not 100% non-lethal, they are still far less lethal than guns, and give you about 30 seconds of time to flee. They include a laser pointer, have a range of 15 feet, and additional cartridges cost $25 each. They are legal in most states (except in much of the Northeast.)
Go ahead, DUmbass. Bring a Taser to a gunfight.
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I've decided to bitchslap it even if it's a fake. If it's not the real deal whoever it is needs to be BSed for picking TheMagistrate to imitate instead of a more manly DUmmie like Proud2BlibKansan or greenbriar.
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Progressive (336 posts)
Are guns necessary for self defense?
Last edited Sat Jan 12, 2013, 12:31 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I mean, it seems that people believe that guns are the only weapons that can be used for self defense. People do NOT need lethal weapons for self defense. Doesn't everyone already know of tasers? They are effective in stopping power. You can buy one (The Taser C2) for as low as $300 (the price of a small pistol or a low end shotgun) and while they are not 100% non-lethal, they are still far less lethal than guns, and give you about 30 seconds of time to flee. They include a laser pointer, have a range of 15 feet, and additional cartridges cost $25 each. They are legal in most states (except in much of the Northeast.)
Go ahead, DUmbass. Bring a Taser to a gunfight.
A taser will do a lot of good when three or four of Obama's sons have a woman trapped in an alley and are ready to rape her. Why does the left want to disarm women?
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I've decided to bitchslap it even if it's a fake. If it's not the real deal whoever it is needs to be BSed for picking TheMagistrate to imitate instead of a more manly DUmmie like Proud2BlibKansan or greenbriar.
As repulsive as that guy is, he would never write:
"Flvegan who had it head handed to him again"
That was written by an uneducated moron.
Whatever this Maggot guy is, it's not an uneducated moron, even if he doesn't know how to spell "fiend".
But I agree that whoever it is, he deserves your BS.
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Why is he here? Does he think a conservative woman wants to dress him in a diaper, tie him up and spank him?
Sounds good to me!
Hey BEG!? :rofl:
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It always amuses me that DUmmies think they can decide what any other individual needs and then think they aren't little totalitarian Fascists.
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A taser will do a lot of good when three or four of Obama's sons have a woman trapped in an alley and are ready to rape her. Why does the left want to disarm women?
They hate women.
In the real world, gNads would rape them. :-)