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Title: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 04, 2013, 06:23:19 AM
I can't tell you how wonderful it is to have the fabricating mammary gland back.

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Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)Tue Oct 2, 2012, 06:42 PM
DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
5. I would take it.

I have a Desert Tortoise and I just love him. I found him in the Mojave in 1968 when I was on a nation-wide motorcycle trek. He was with me all the way.

They are threatened now, but Herb is legal.

He's hilarious and will come when called. People who have never been to my house are always delighted when I simply shout "Herb!" a few times and he shows up maybe five minutes later.

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Response to renate (Reply #9)Tue Oct 2, 2012, 07:34 PM
DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
12. He's a sweetheart

I have a pretty good-sized house and my den is set up for playing music. My town is full of great Bay-Area musicians and we get together weekly at my house.

Herb loves music, I think he likes the vibes thru his shell.

When we start playing, Herb will - every time, unless he is hibernating - shuffle into the room, extend his neck and look around until he spots me. Then, just like a dog, he will ambles over and lies at my feet.

Women just love him. I wish I could get Herb's gig.
DBH

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021453011 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021453011)

I officially make a plea to the powers that be at DU to let him stay this time. If memory serves, he got tombstoned before for admitting that he hates Jewish people. I know this is a secret that DU tries to keep hidden, but almost everyone already knows of DU's hatred of Israel and Jewish people. Just look at the way DU treats poor, sweet nadin. She can't even report crunchy news on DU anymore.

Why not, as part of letting him stay, have him converse with nadin on the DU board at least once per week. They could swap stories of their exploits.
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Skul on January 04, 2013, 08:36:12 AM
Rockboy hearts the turtle.
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Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)
Tue Oct 2, 2012, 08:11 PM
 MineralMan (49,573 posts)
17. And what a handsome fellow he is, too.

I'm sure he'll be adopted and be living in a nice garden soon.
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Gina on January 04, 2013, 08:45:59 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-turtle-escapes-slowly.jpg)

Turtle doesn't think it's "legal" to keep him  :rant:
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Flame on January 04, 2013, 09:23:07 AM


I officially make a plea to the powers that be at DU to let him stay this time.


 :agree:
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Big Dog on January 04, 2013, 10:32:23 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-turtle-escapes-slowly.jpg)

Turtle doesn't think it's "legal" to keep him  :rant:

"FREEEEEEEEEEE...(gasp, gasp)...EEEEEEDOM!"

Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Gina on January 04, 2013, 10:49:08 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Airwolf on January 04, 2013, 12:29:56 PM
So TiT is now in possesion of an animal on the endangered species list and that even to touch one is a crime?

http://www.endangeredspeciesinternational.org/deserttortoise.html

The three times I have gone to either Ft Irwin California or to 29 Palms for training they made it a point that if you bother those turtles your going to be facing serious fines and possible jail time. They didn't seem to be the kind of things to be making light of either.
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Gina on January 04, 2013, 01:11:51 PM
So TiT is now in possesion of an animal on the endangered species list and that even to touch one is a crime?

http://www.endangeredspeciesinternational.org/deserttortoise.html

The three times I have gone to either Ft Irwin California or to 29 Palms for training they made it a point that if you bother those turtles your going to be facing serious fines and possible jail time. They didn't seem to be the kind of things to be making light of either.

Um maybe they should know about this crime?  poor turtle  :(
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Dori on January 04, 2013, 01:29:37 PM
So TiT is now in possesion of an animal on the endangered species list and that even to touch one is a crime?

http://www.endangeredspeciesinternational.org/deserttortoise.html

The three times I have gone to either Ft Irwin California or to 29 Palms for training they made it a point that if you bother those turtles your going to be facing serious fines and possible jail time. They didn't seem to be the kind of things to be making light of either.

California is a joke....how many desert tortoises have they fried under all those ugly solar panels out in the desert?  Not to mention all the endangered birds getting chewed up in the windmills.

 
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: shoes off the couch on January 04, 2013, 02:07:58 PM
Sadly, I didn't discover Skin's Isle until after TiT got served his pizza, so I hope they let him stick around as well. I've since seen, thanks to the great archivists here at CC, TiTty-boy at his finest, which usually seems to occur post midnight for some reason. The youtube video in some trinket shop was gut-bustingly hilarious!

It's high time Nads takes a back seat anyway. It will be nice to have a highly entertaining primitive doesn't require a translator or an Enigma machine to read their prattle. Nads lovers needn't worry, though, as I'm sure she'll make sure to not drift away into the faceless mob.

Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: Airwolf on January 04, 2013, 07:38:13 PM
California is a joke....how many desert tortoises have they fried under all those ugly solar panels out in the desert?  Not to mention all the endangered birds getting chewed up in the windmills.

 


True but California can make exceptions to it'self but not so to Titty boy. I wonder what would happen if PETA found out he had a pet like that?
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2013, 07:49:55 PM
True but California can make exceptions to it'self but not so to Titty boy. I wonder what would happen if PETA found out he had a pet like that?
What about the pet elephant that slept by his bedroom window?
Title: Re: CounterfitDollarBill has a tortoise
Post by: franksolich on January 04, 2013, 07:51:11 PM
What about the pet elephant that slept by his bedroom window?

I yanked all of the lying tits primitive's tall tales out from the darker recesses in the DUmping Ground, and moved them to the front page, for everyone's reading amusement.  Most are from 2008, before he was banned.