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Title: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 03, 2013, 08:09:50 PM
In violation of DUmp rules, TomInTib is definitely back with a new sockpuppet. He's been running up his post count in DUmp backwaters, preparing for his return to General Discussion.

He'll get away with this sockpuppet ploy, since with the advent of DU3 Skimmer no longer cares what goes on in the DUmp. I haven't really looked for DollarBillHines much, but I'm sure he has threads and comments scattered all over the DUmp slums as he builds post count credibility.

This entertaining bouncy tale is from November, in the Politics forum, and is classic TiTtyboy.

He's a ladykiller, you know. There's just something about a destitute alcoholic they can't resist:

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Wed Nov 21, 2012, 04:06 PM
DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)

If the GOP has finally lost Susan, they will never catch up
Beginning back in the 80's, I had a years-long affair with a woman named Susan.

Susan was a dream come true - beautiful, smart and funny. We had like tastes in pretty much everything - music, wine, fast cars, cuisine, you name it. Susan was classic Fort Worth, Texas.

But she was a Republican, through and through.

Susan worshipped St Ronnie, forgave Iran-Contra, and even backed GHWB.

She listened to LimpBo and watched Faux (not when I was around, however).

The woman thought W was going to save the world, early on, but wavered at the end.

I moved on and had only spoken to her once in the past four years.

She called me last week from SFO, on her way to Yosemite. Asked if she could stop by, drink some wine and play some music.

So I said, "Sure".

Long story short, the night wore on and we were talking about our respective situations.

She told me she has been dating a Judge in Austin, and then she dropped The Bomb.

"I just found out that son-of-a-bitch has been accepting money from Tom DeLay and Bob Perry. I told him that he had a choice - give back the money or get out of my life."

She then went on about the Republican War on Women and the Middle Class. She was livid about voter suppression, the pathologically dishonest Romney campaign, and on and on. Ironically, she had few misgivings about the Judge's political affiliation but her problem was with his supporters who are helping to fund everything else she was pissed about.

She did, after all, put up with me for all those years.

Susan has money and she has a voice.

If the 'pubs have lost the Susans in their race to the bottom, the Party may never recover.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251253133


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Wed Nov 21, 2012, 04:21 PM
DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)
4. She's golden, alright

So is her hair, but I intentionally didn't put that in the OP so as note to inflame the Overly Sensitive.

I swear, the woman hasn't aged in 20-something years. She has some old pics of us in which I look like I could be my own son.



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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #4)
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 11:51 PM
BlueCaliDem (4,401 posts)
24. Like I said, beautiful inside and out.

And I seriously doubt your self-criticism, but it does reflect your genuine modesty, and that, too, is beautiful.
 


TiTtyboy records his encounters with women. They love it:
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Wed Nov 21, 2012, 07:11 PM
DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)
18. She was pretty drunk when she said it.

Susan plays it pretty close to the vest, and probably wouldn't have said it if she was sober.

She wouldn't have wanted to give me the pleasure. But she will probably say it to any 'pub friends she has

We'll talk about it more when she gets back from Yosemite.

The cool thing is that I have voice-activated recorders in my office and in our kitchen (where most of the truly creative conversations take place). I record everything. I'll probably just play it back for her, right out of the blue.



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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #18)
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 09:00 PM
Dan (715 posts)
21. if she is not aware that you were recording her...

this is probably something that I would keep private... she might not perceive your recording of her in the same way that you might have intended...

She sounds like a keeper...

 

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Response to Dan (Reply #21)
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 09:58 PM
DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)
22. I record EVERYTHING and every one I know knows it

keeper, deluxe

But I certainly get your perspective on this.

 
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: chitownchica on January 03, 2013, 08:31:47 PM
That's gotta be TiT.
Good find!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 03, 2013, 08:35:42 PM
Damn.

I was really hoping he had kicked the bucket by now.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 03, 2013, 08:36:53 PM
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The cool thing is that I have voice-activated recorders in my office and in our kitchen (where most of the truly creative conversations take place). I record everything.
That is extraordinarily creepy.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 03, 2013, 08:40:30 PM
He's like Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "If you are in my room, you are being filmed."
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 03, 2013, 08:50:29 PM
He owns a vineyard and bottles wine now, I guess the gift shop cashier gig really set him up.

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Response to Clouseau2 (Reply #15)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 02:50 PM

DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)
19. I'll get back to you on that

GF is a wine lobbyist, representing indie wineries in NorCal. She understands all of that stuff. I'm pretty sure it has to do with subsidies.

Personally, our costs are high due to our practices (bio-diversity, hand-sorting, etc.).

Our land taxes are astronomical and fuel is outrageous.

You won't find any $1.79 German wine in the US.

It is amazing how much California wines cost on the East Coast. I was in a nice wine store in the Goldman Sachs building last night and saw our $70 Chardonnay for $160. Hell, I couldn't afford to buy my own wine in NYC.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014332237
Title: Re: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 03, 2013, 08:55:03 PM
Wow, great find GOBUCKS!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 03, 2013, 09:11:49 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82395.0.html
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 03, 2013, 09:12:28 PM
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Response to denverbill (Reply #9)
Tue Dec 11, 2012, 01:53 PM
DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)
12. We pay per ton.

Grapes are paid by the ton. We offered 25% more than last harvest and had no takers. There was nobody there. The big growers can afford to pay their people all year 'round because they spend so little post-pick. They dump the entire pick (often machine-scooped) into the hopper.

If you are drinking wine priced under $$24 (CA - $36 or more anywhere east), you are drinking earwigs, rodents, and rot.

Now that's a world-class DUmmy.

He even mentioned DUmmy cali's earwigs.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: whiteguyPI on January 03, 2013, 09:23:37 PM
My old buddy Tit-Mouse.  I've wondered how he was holding up after my friends in Marin county law enforcement had that little set-to with him.  I've also wondered how he enjoyed his talks with BATFE in San Fran.  I'm not usually a big fan of those guys but the agent I talked with was really pleasant.  Kinda got me thinking...if they're all as nice as her well maybe there's hope after all.

Good to see that the lying shithead hasn't changed.

Hey Tommy Boy...here's hoping you die passed out drunk in a field.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: franksolich on January 03, 2013, 09:26:24 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82395.0.html

Comment #07 from December 25:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82073.0
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 03, 2013, 09:31:22 PM

     That is definitely TiT.

     Planning mole-borne hijinks now...
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: franksolich on January 03, 2013, 09:32:13 PM
     That is definitely TiT.

     Planning mole-borne hijinks now...

It's all good, especially for those of us suffering from nadinfatigue.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Reality vs DU on January 03, 2013, 09:57:49 PM
Could it be? This is exciting.  If it really is TiT, it won't take him long to completely out himself.  Below is from his second incarnation as DUmmy Sonoman.  Excellent read too.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60156.0.html
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: RockMan on January 03, 2013, 10:07:56 PM
My old buddy Tit-Mouse.  I've wondered how he was holding up after my friends in Marin county law enforcement had that little set-to with him.  I've also wondered how he enjoyed his talks with BATFE in San Fran.  I'm not usually a big fan of those guys but the agent I talked with was really pleasant.  Kinda got me thinking...if they're all as nice as her well maybe there's hope after all.

Good to see that the lying shithead hasn't changed.

Hey Tommy Boy...here's hoping you die passed out drunk in a field.   :fuelfire:

This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 03, 2013, 10:17:42 PM
How's it hanging, Mineral Man?
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 03, 2013, 10:23:09 PM
This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.

The wine tycoon fantasy is brand new.

Until he was tombstoned a couple of years ago for giving voice to the DUmp's hatred of Jews, he was a blind-drunk trinket store clerk.

He had no use for wine.

He bragged about drinking a quart of Bombay Sapphire every night, as if minimum wage would finance that kind of drinking.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 03, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
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The cool thing is that I have voice-activated recorders in my office and in our kitchen (where most of the truly creative conversations take place). I record everything.

....which means he records nothing.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 03, 2013, 11:10:14 PM
Comment #07 from December 25:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82073.0

Damn he is an obnoxious bastard
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 03, 2013, 11:17:13 PM
This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.

Gosh Mineral Man, can you please play the role of the sensible elder statesmen for us?  It's really entertaining when you do it to the DUmbshits. 
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 03, 2013, 11:25:54 PM
And she isn't bald, she's balding!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2013, 12:48:55 AM
Wherever he is, you can bet there are no Jooz around.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: txradioguy on January 04, 2013, 12:58:39 AM
So I see Tom was finally released from jail.

Here's hoping he violates his parole.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: BamaMoose on January 04, 2013, 01:09:46 AM
From a different thread he gets outted by Sid.

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DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)

I saw Hillary Clinton in Don Sebastiani's urinal.
   

 During the holidays, I attended a party at Don Sebastiani's (of Sebastiani plonk fame) recently re-built mansion on Sonoma Mountain. As much as I detest Don (and he, me), his parties are great and we are always invited (GF is a Very Important Person in the Industry).

Don razed the family abode and built a fabulous home on the site. He is one of those "born on third, thinks he hit a triple" kind of repugs.

I walked into The Man Cave (he actually calls it by that term) and it was just garish - red leather walls and floor, huge screen, gold chandelier, bar, the works. In the corner was a pedestal sink and a urinal. No stall or partition, just right there. I thought it was weird as all get-out. I walked over to the sink, looked down, and there was a laminated photo of Ms. Clinton in the bottom of the urinal.

What a punk mofo.

In case any DUers are interested...

www.donandsons.com

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SidDithers This message was self-deleted by its author.
Sid hints at him being TittyBoy and then deletes.

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closeupready (18,676 posts)
19. Ah, there we go. Thanks, not surprised.

Somehow, the tone of his OP made me smell unwashed socks, if you know what I mean.
The other dullards get onboard.

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DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
21. I am not.

Where in the world did you get that idea?
Who me?

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SidDithers This message was self-deleted by its author.
Nails him with an offhand remark about the girlfriend which TittyBoy is too stupid to dodge.

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DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
33. Oh, I think I get it, now.

She used to date a guy from Marin named Tom.

But that was some time ago - like maybe four years.

That's quite a leap that you made.

Quite an unfair leap, at that.
And he comes up with this weak-assed crap.

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JustJoe (601 posts)
36. Is it really that unlikely that 3 different DUers would have Laplander girl friends
LOL, unfortunately this sock just outted himself.  Stupid, stupid people.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022124393 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022124393)
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 04, 2013, 05:16:25 AM
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Tue Sep 25, 2012, 01:59 PM
DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)

Most outrageous tee shirt, ever, hands-down

Last edited Tue Sep 25, 2012, 02:32 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

After band practice yesterday, we went to the market to buy some libations. Keep in mind that we play pretty much blood-on-the-floor blooz and look the part.

There is this cute-as-all-get-out checker at the market and we always get in her line. She is totally effervescent and funny as hell.

In our town of 10,000 people, there were 33 black people in the last census and she is the only one who works at the market.

Did I mention that the line at her check-out is usually at least twice as long as any other?

While we were walking up to the line, I noticed this guy with a tee shirt with a big round picture of romney - like a Presidential Shield - right on the guy's upper left chest.

On closer inspection, the caption around the ****-face's pic read:

VOTE FOR ROMNEY HE'S WHITE

We lit into the asshole. He never replied to a thing we said and most of it was pretty antagonistic. He never said a thing, just stood stock-still with his six-pack of Bud Light.

I'll admit, I wanted him to at least throw a punch at one of us.

When I got home, I was so mad that I was shaking. GF wouldn't believe me that such a shirt existed, so I googled it. I am not going to link to the site, but it's there.

MouthBreather Mother****er.

That's the kind of shit that we are up against.

Fight the good fight.

DBH
http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/1251106909 (http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/1251106909)

This does appear to be classic TiT. It would be nice to see him and nads team up and tell fabrications together.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 04, 2013, 05:29:58 AM
Some more TiTosity.

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Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #1)Sun Nov 11, 2012, 08:27 PM
DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
3. Yeah

I was home on leave and the local High School asked me to come talk to the students about Viet Nam - some feel-good kinda crap.

So I went out onto the gym floor and told the kids that I wasn't there to speechify, but I would be glad to answer some questions.

"What is the first thing you do when you enter a village?"

"Throw the old people in the well."

They cut off my mic.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11791325#post3 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/11791325#post3)
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: txradioguy on January 04, 2013, 05:46:55 AM
Still the same old POS he was before.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Mike220 on January 04, 2013, 06:13:56 AM
http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/1251106909 (http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/1251106909)

This does appear to be classic TiT. It would be nice to see him and nads team up and tell fabrications together.

I fear that would be a "divide by 0" scenario and the world would end.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 06:16:43 AM
This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.

Oh, look!  The DUmp's resident "FReeper" has decided to pay us a visit!  Mornin', DUmbass!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Tucker on January 04, 2013, 07:38:43 AM
Future headlines. "Sockpuppet wins 2013 DOTY."
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Skul on January 04, 2013, 08:07:04 AM
This is going to be fun. How long before rockboy outs TiTty in the DUmp?
Perhaps he might send Sid a discrete PM.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Karin on January 04, 2013, 09:28:37 AM
Please, Skimmer, don't hurt him! 

I wasn't around here when TiTyboy made his fame.  I could only read about it long after the fact, and I felt vaguely cheated.  This is 100% him; he hasn't even bothered to change his style. 

The 2012 DOTY candidates were lackluster.  Many of us have had more nadin that we can stand.  Could things be looking up? 
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 04, 2013, 10:50:29 AM
TominTib is back. The last time Iheard of him was years ago. I wonder what got him banned.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 04, 2013, 10:50:45 AM
Please, Skimmer, don't hurt him!  

I wasn't around here when TiTyboy made his fame.  I could only read about it long after the fact, and I felt vaguely cheated.  This is 100% him; he hasn't even bothered to change his style.  

The 2012 DOTY candidates were lackluster.  Many of us have had more nadin that we can stand.  Could things be looking up?  

TominTib was Dummy Of The Year in 2007 and 2008. He could be DUmmy Of The Year for 2013, which makes it three times.  :o
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2013, 10:57:51 AM
Many of us have had more nadin that we can stand. 
It's like people hating the Yankees simply because they're perennial winners.

She's still clearly, by a wide margin, the most reliably entertaining DUmmy slithering through the DUmp.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2013, 11:00:30 AM
TominTib is back. The last time Iheard of him was years ago. I wonder what got him banned.
It was the Jooz (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0).
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 04, 2013, 11:05:16 AM
TominTib was Dummy Of The Year in 2007 and 2008. He could be DUmmy Of The Year for 2013, which makes it three times.  :o

Yeah, but it wouldn't be a 'natural hat trick.' :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Mike220 on January 04, 2013, 11:05:49 AM
It was the Jooz (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0).

Wow, we are powerful.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Mike220 on January 04, 2013, 11:07:23 AM
Yeah, but it wouldn't be a 'natural hat trick.' :whistling:

But if he somehow manages to avoid getting shitcanned for the next three years, we could get lucky.

Nads is too tedious to repeat.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 04, 2013, 11:11:53 AM
Man...sure writes like the TiTster.

 :fuelfire:

Rock, perhaps you just weren't paying attention to him back on the old DU when TiT bragged about all his illegal NFA weapons, and how the local police chief was his drinking buddy who would protect him.  It doesn't take any special connections to get the local PD and ATFE interested in posts like that.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 11:25:27 AM
Man...sure writes like the TiTster.

 :fuelfire:

Rock, perhaps you just weren't paying attention to him back on the old DU when TiT bragged about all his illegal NFA weapons, and how the local police chief was his drinking buddy who would protect him.  It doesn't take any special connections to get the local PD and ATFE interested in posts like that.

It's all good.  Just another FReeper troll trying to maintain cred with the DUmmies.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Splashdown on January 04, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
The same writing style.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 04, 2013, 11:59:39 AM
It was the Jooz (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0).

I remember TominTib being a real bigot.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: DefiantSix on January 04, 2013, 12:06:26 PM
I remember TominTib being a real bigot.

Yup; it's seared - SEARED, I TELL YOU -  in my memory as well.  Like a that Christmas he spent with John F'n Kommie in Cambodia in '68.  Who could forget that one...  :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Airwolf on January 04, 2013, 12:06:46 PM
I know we sent a lot of people to Vietnam but what are the odds of two of the posters with the same style in posting and taste going on DU ?
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2013, 12:08:21 PM
How did he get a turtle in 1968 if he was in 'Nam? 

Must have been a busy year for him, collecting turtles, killing Charlie, being an imaginary badass.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2013, 12:11:46 PM
Here's an excellent TiTtyboy primer for people who may not be familiar with his amazing background:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8019.0.html

I remembered his claim to have never attended school for even a single day, but completely forgot about his pet elephant:

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-17-07 12:00 AM
Response to Reply #10
11. I am just a fool for non-domesticated animals.
   
I had an elephant for a companion until I was 13 years old (she slept outside my bedroom window).
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 04, 2013, 12:12:12 PM
I know we sent a lot of people to Vietnam but what are the odds of two of the posters with the same style in posting and taste going on DU ?

And have Laplander girlfriends whose family herded reindeer?

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TomInTib   (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore   Sun Oct-07-07 02:10 AM
Response to Original message
1. Big Time. My Sweetheart is a Laplander...
grew up north of the Cicle (Norway), in a nomadic reindeer-herding family.

Lived in a skin hut with eight siblings and her parents,

For whatever element, Cancer is killing them all.
Tit's claim (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=115&topic_id=115608&mesg_id=115609)

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Response to SheilaT (Reply #7)Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:17 PM
DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
8. Same here.

I date a Laplander who grew up in a family of nomadic reindeer herders, north of the Circle in Norway. Fuel was scarce and they under-cooked everything.

She is crazy for burnt toast.
CounterfitDollarBill's claim (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021402368#post8)
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Chris_ on January 04, 2013, 12:17:04 PM
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Response to SheilaT (Reply #7)Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:17 PM
DollarBillHines (1,230 posts)
8. She is crazy for burnt toast.
You mean she can't cook.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Airwolf on January 04, 2013, 12:18:41 PM
And have Laplander girlfriends whose family herded reindeer?
Tit's claim (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=115&topic_id=115608&mesg_id=115609)
CounterfitDollarBill's claim (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021402368#post8)

If not for the entertainment value ,it would be worth it to have a mole go over there and post TiT's and FakeDollarBills post and see what he says then.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: DefiantSix on January 04, 2013, 12:21:55 PM
You mean she can't cook.

Actually, he means she's crazy AS burnt toast.  It was after 8:00 and Tom was deep into his second bottle of MD 20/20 by then.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Carl on January 04, 2013, 12:23:59 PM
Lets see...TiT,nads,UGP,Spooked (banned) Truth is all (banned),Dennis lunatic etc.

Makes you proud to attract such a fine group doesn`t it skins?  :loser:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Splashdown on January 04, 2013, 12:24:00 PM
If not for the entertainment value ,it would be worth it to have a mole go over there and post TiT's and FakeDollarBills post and see what he says then.

NOOOOOOOO!

Finally an interesting DUmmie again!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Airwolf on January 04, 2013, 12:31:38 PM
NOOOOOOOO!

Finally an interesting DUmmie again!

I wouldn't worry .TiT will get himself banned again once he spouts off with his bigotry.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: franksolich on January 04, 2013, 12:36:35 PM
Here's an excellent TiTtyboy primer for people who may not be familiar with his amazing background:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8019.0.html

Yeah, LC EFA did a great job in compiling that, in the early days of conservativecave.

It's great.....and timeless.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2013, 12:44:58 PM
TiTtyboy's tombstone thread:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0.html
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: franksolich on January 04, 2013, 12:48:48 PM
TiTtyboy's tombstone thread:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0.html

Yeah, another good one, this one by MrMannn.

It too was good enough to be sent to the DUmping Ground, for reference.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Skul on January 04, 2013, 01:03:11 PM
And have Laplander girlfriends whose family herded reindeer?
Tit's claim (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=115&topic_id=115608&mesg_id=115609)
CounterfitDollarBill's claim (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021402368#post8)
Oh my, it is him!  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: jtyangel on January 04, 2013, 01:09:27 PM
I'm so glad tit is back. Nads is just mentally retarded or something. She's a bore and really you know something isn't right upstairs so it takes all the fun out of anything she writes. Its like being a nurse in an asylum and knowing what a patient is going to say and just saying yea, mrs gnads in an effort to be nice.

Now tit...ahhh there is nothing like a straight up aging drunken boomer bullshitter. He's like a great elder sitting around with a peace pipe full of peyote and spinning yarns for all the lower natives of his tribe. It's delicious! I hope he can stay to brighten up our new year on the dumpster:D
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Skul on January 04, 2013, 01:16:07 PM
How did he get a turtle in 1968 if he was in 'Nam? 

Must have been a busy year for him, collecting turtles, killing Charlie, being an imaginary badass.
Turtle was so slow, it went back in time.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: whiteguyPI on January 04, 2013, 01:47:20 PM
This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.
Try and pay attention rock head...not pranks...investigations.  Your DUmp buddy Tit Mouse shot his mouth off that he owned lots of illegal NFA (full auto) weapons and that the sheriff (who was his drinking buddy) protected him from prosecution.  He also alleged that most of the deputies had special access to his weapons.  Internal affairs took those allegations seriously as did the ATF office in San Fran.  Those weapons are banned in CA and making allegations of police/criminal activity is a big deal. (His words...not mine). When allegations like that are made they need to be checked out.  Wonder why he doesn't live in Marin anymore?  The police there are good decent people and they don't deserve asswipes like your buddy dragging them into his deluded fantasies.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Wineslob on January 04, 2013, 01:49:12 PM
Quote
Response to denverbill (Reply #9)
Tue Dec 11, 2012, 01:53 PM
DollarBillHines (1,228 posts)
12. We pay per ton.

Grapes are paid by the ton
. We offered 25% more than last harvest and had no takers. There was nobody there. The big growers can afford to pay their people all year 'round because they spend so little post-pick. They dump the entire pick (often machine-scooped) into the hopper.


Uhhh, no shit? How much and for what grapes? What vineyard?

Did Helen Turley fart near it and make it worth more?

Wow, who knew that a winery would use machinery to do the job 20 illegals did, in 1940?


****in moran.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2013, 01:52:49 PM
Try and pay attention rock head...not pranks...investigations.  Your DUmp buddy Tit Mouse shot his mouth off that he owned lots of illegal NFA (full auto) weapons and that the sheriff (who was his drinking buddy) protected him from prosecution.  He also alleged that most of the deputies had special access to his weapons.  Internal affairs took those allegations seriously as did the ATF office in San Fran.  Those weapons are banned in CA and making allegations of police/criminal activity is a big deal. (His words...not mine). When allegations like that are made they need to be checked out.  Wonder why he doesn't live in Marin anymore?  The police there are good decent people and they don't deserve asswipes like your buddy dragging them into his deluded fantasies.
He didn't just brag about his fully-auto weapons, but also that he owns them as a convicted felon.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 04, 2013, 01:57:01 PM
He didn't just brag about his fully-auto weapons, but also that he owns them as a convicted felon.

If true, that is illegal and should be in prison.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Tucker on January 04, 2013, 02:20:06 PM
I know we sent a lot of people to Vietnam but what are the odds of two of the posters with the same style in posting and taste going on DU ?

Keep in mind that while in the Marines, he was a Green Beret assigned to a SEAL team. He was also a good friend to Deadstone.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2013, 02:29:38 PM
Keep in mind that while in the Marines, he was a Green Beret assigned to a SEAL team. He was also a good friend to Deadstone.

And he was pulled off the front lines, where he was running a swiftboat, for temporary duty guarding nuclear weapons on an aircraft carrier (with shoot-to-kill orders).

All nutcase nadin has to say is "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt".
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: DefiantSix on January 04, 2013, 03:07:34 PM
If true, that is illegal and should be in prison.

Should be, but this is TiTty boy we're talking about here.  (The cops are probably afraid of what would happen if they executed a "no-knock" warrant.  :whatever: )
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 03:28:16 PM
Wonder why he doesn't live in Marin anymore?  The police there are good decent people and they don't deserve asswipes like your buddy dragging them into his deluded fantasies.

They ran his lying, drunk ass out of town?  Good.
Title: Re: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: txradioguy on January 04, 2013, 06:38:55 PM
This is rich. A guy who claims to be able to get local police and the BATFE to do pranks on a loser who claims to be a wine tycoon.

The reports to law enforcement on this loser are real...hell I was one of the ones that contacted the police where he lives...there were no pranks involved DUmmie...he's one of yours...own it.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 04, 2013, 07:24:30 PM
Should be, but this is TiTty boy we're talking about here.  (The cops are probably afraid of what would happen if they executed a "no-knock" warrant.  :whatever: )

Keep an eye on TiT.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 04, 2013, 07:47:09 PM
Should be, but this is TiTty boy we're talking about here.  (The cops are probably afraid of what would happen if they executed a "no-knock" warrant.  :whatever: )
Understandable...Tom is a mother****er with a green highlighter.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 04, 2013, 09:01:10 PM
Would it be ironic if CounterfitDollarBill claimed to be a wine expert and the gallery that TiT works at is across the street from a winery?

Linkedin (http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=40045741&authType=name&authToken=PsbR&locale=en_US&goback=%2Enpv_40045741_*1_*1_name_PsbR_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1)
The above link is to a Tom Wright's Linkedin page. I believe you'll have to be logged in to see it. It says that he's the manager at Opia Home & Garden Gallery and that he's the proprieter of Potter Green & Co.

Keep in mind that I am not saying that Tom Wright is TominTib, but apparently Opia is the same gallery that was in Tiburon. A guy named Tom Wright who appeared in Tiburon Art Festival photos link (http://www.marinmagazine.com/Marin-Magazine/November-2007/Tiburon-Art-Festival/) and apparently worked at the gallery in Tiburon looked just like a guy calling himself TominTib in the video below.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLsEJA9IEFo&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Potter Green & Co. (http://www.pottergreen.com/Welcome.html)
Opia Home & Garden Gallery (http://www.opiahome.com/Opia_Home/Welcome.html)

Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 04, 2013, 09:54:22 PM
I am I expected to believe 12/21/12 happens and suddenly TiT returns and it is simply a coincidence?

I'm calling George Noory tonight!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: RockMan on January 04, 2013, 10:11:36 PM
Try and pay attention rock head...not pranks...investigations.  Your DUmp buddy Tit Mouse shot his mouth off that he owned lots of illegal NFA (full auto) weapons and that the sheriff (who was his drinking buddy) protected him from prosecution.  He also alleged that most of the deputies had special access to his weapons.  Internal affairs took those allegations seriously as did the ATF office in San Fran.  Those weapons are banned in CA and making allegations of police/criminal activity is a big deal. (His words...not mine). When allegations like that are made they need to be checked out.  Wonder why he doesn't live in Marin anymore?  The police there are good decent people and they don't deserve asswipes like your buddy dragging them into his deluded fantasies.

Do you seriously think people believe your fantasy? It all sounds like what I would expect to hear from two sophomores in the Boy's Room.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 10:18:16 PM
Do you seriously think people believe your fantasy? It all sounds like what I would expect to hear from two sophomores in the Boy's Room.

I personally don't think anyone here gives a damn what you believe, "FReeper".  I hope they ban your stupid ass for posting here.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: JakeStyle on January 05, 2013, 01:31:47 AM
A bitchslap for you since I saw tom first and you claim the honor.  **** you GoBucks.
Title: Re: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: txradioguy on January 05, 2013, 03:37:04 AM
Do you seriously think people believe your fantasy? It all sounds like what I would expect to hear from two sophomores in the Boy's Room.

Normal rational people do. The LEO's did.

If you think any part of it is a lie...prove us wrong.

I mean if you're so sure its "pure fantasy" then you should have no problem backing up your assertion right?

Better yet scurry back over to DU and call out TiT/DBH on this stuff. Protect the...ahem..."credibility" of your beloved DU and tell him to put up or shut up.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Tucker on January 05, 2013, 06:12:23 AM
A bitchslap for you since I saw tom first and you claim the honor.  **** you GoBucks.

Does it matter?

It's not about accolades. H5's or BS are just numbers. Let's say that during the normal posting you coin a new term for a DUmmy and it catches on, becoming the new normal. Would you feel put out every time someone used it?  Every time I post a thread about queers, I get 4/5 new BS, but it doesn't stop me from starting threads about queers. What matters is the exposure of the primitives in their glory.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Skul on January 05, 2013, 07:03:09 AM
Does it matter?

It's not about accolades. H5's or BS are just numbers. Let's say that during the normal posting you coin a new term for a DUmmy and it catches on, becoming the new normal. Would you feel put out every time someone used it?  Every time I post a thread about queers, I get 4/5 new BS, but it doesn't stop me from starting threads about queers. What matters is the exposure of the primitives in their glory.
He's just giving GOBUCK's chain a jerk, Tucker.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2013, 12:01:02 PM
A bitchslap for you since I saw tom first and you claim the honor.  **** you GoBucks.
Wow. Uh, there have been a number of crypto-TiT threads over the past couple of months. I just thought they had reached critical mass.

I've neither sought nor claimed "honor", which on an internet message board is as significant as the tiny puff of air when a popcorn kernel pops.......pop!

But I'm a nice guy, probably the second-nicest guy one could ever hope to meet, and I hate to see such obvious pain in a decent person.

So, by the power vested in me, TiT is yours, along with all the honors, privileges, and powers appertaining thereunto.

Anyone can post anything at any time, but they'll know he's yours, at least until a means is developed to connect a breathalyzer to the "Post" button.

At that time, many posting careers will end, including TiT's and a number of others.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: Wineslob on January 05, 2013, 12:13:05 PM
Quote
Do you seriously think people believe your fantasy? It all sounds like what I would expect to hear from two sophomores in the Boy's Room.


Typical DUmbass. When presented with facts his head meets his ass.
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2013, 02:10:47 PM
The bald dwarf isn't going down that easily:
Quote
Sat Jan 5, 2013, 11:02 AM
nadinbrzezinski (114,639 posts)

Major quake Alaska
7.7 Mwp - SOUTHEASTERN ALASKA

Preliminary Earthquake Report
Magnitude 7.7 Mwp
Date-Time
5 Jan 2013 08:58:19 UTC
4 Jan 2013 23:58:19 near epicenter
5 Jan 2013 00:58:19 standard time in your timezone
Location 55.292N 134.728W
Depth 9 km
Distances
101 km (63 miles) SW (221 degrees) of Edna Bay, AK
102 km (64 miles) W (259 degrees) of Craig, AK


DU'ers you ok?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022136138


Quote
Sat Jan 5, 2013, 11:38 AM
nadinbrzezinski (114,639 posts)
2. I subscribe to the usgs service

Above a threshold I get 'em. It's a free service.

 

Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 05, 2013, 07:05:58 PM
If true, that is illegal and should be in prison.

True?  On DU?  And posted by TiT?  You must have been bitten by an infected rabbit or something.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 05, 2013, 07:13:37 PM
True?  On DU?  And posted by TiT?  You must have been bitten by an infected rabbit or something.

 :rotf:

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

H5, DAT!
Title: Re: DUmmy TiTtyboy Is Back - The Bald Dwarf Finally Has Competition
Post by: whiteguyPI on January 06, 2013, 12:19:50 AM
Do you seriously think people believe your fantasy? It all sounds like what I would expect to hear from two sophomores in the Boy's Room.
Typical lib...can't take the truth.  Own your buddy there rock head...why don't you go back to your land of "truth" and call him out.  I don't care if you believe it or not.