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Title: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2013, 09:31:16 PM
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Sun Dec 30, 2012, 02:41 AM
Denninmi (4,712 posts)

Yes, I am weird, I can't sleep, and so, I'm going skiing at 3:00 in the morning.

A pack of snowmobilers just went down the trail, probably did a pretty good job of grooming it ahead of me.

Beats sitting here feeling sorry for myself, which I am doing a good job of. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018268201
Dennis the Menace is my candidate for runnerup DOTY 2013, if he lives for a few more months.

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Sun Dec 30, 2012, 02:49 AM
Denninmi (4,712 posts)
2. Ah, not so bad.

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Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 01, 2013, 10:04:14 PM
Here's to hoping he can't see the forest for the trees.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: formerlurker on January 02, 2013, 04:59:21 AM
Who the hell posts on misfit island when they have full ski gear on and are in fact skiing?     

What, no pictures?

Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: vesta111 on January 02, 2013, 07:27:27 AM
Who the hell posts on misfit island when they have full ski gear on and are in fact skiing?     

What, no pictures?



This is called multi tasking.

One can ski, post, chew gum, drink a bottle of beer and sing a good song.  Only problem they have is much like the Kennedy's and Sonny Bono who were too busy to ------LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE------
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: Gina on January 02, 2013, 07:30:06 AM
Here's to hoping he can't see the forest for the trees.

Did he get bono'd?
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: NHSparky on January 02, 2013, 08:04:38 AM
Yeah, that'd be a real shame if he went all George of the Jungle on himself.

How much you wanna bet all that wicked cool ski equipment was bought on a credit card?
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: Gina on January 02, 2013, 08:15:42 AM
I don't think he has ski equipment.  Maybe he got the trash lid off and jetted down the hill?  :???:
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2013, 08:22:02 AM
How much you wanna bet all that wicked cool ski equipment was bought on a credit card?

Not taking that bet.  No effin' way. :o :runaway:
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2013, 08:30:27 AM
Yeah, that'd be a real shame if he went all George of the Jungle on himself.

How much you wanna bet all that wicked cool ski equipment was bought on a credit card?

I won't give you very good odds, but I'll take that bet, because I think he akshully got it on a FEMA-style taxpayer paid debit card.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: vesta111 on January 02, 2013, 08:45:23 AM
Did he get bono'd?

Not until he died and his Ex-Wife took over the funeral with her crying and lamenting to take the cameras off his wife the widow.

Totally discusting here, his daughter if she did say anything was not covered in the news.  Had she done so her complaints about being a Man in a female suit and Daddy Applauding as she grew up was left on the cutting room floor.   Odd I did not see Elisa Blue at the funeral for his step dad or to give comfort to Cher loosing her first husband.

^5 to the tree hugger that realise these trees can fight back.
 Far as the Kennedy's, not much one can say when someone put a Curse on the family.

 
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: Gina on January 02, 2013, 08:55:10 AM
Not until he died and his Ex-Wife took over the funeral with her crying and lamenting to take the cameras off his wife the widow.

Totally discusting here, his daughter if she did say anything was not covered in the news.  Had she done so her complaints about being a Man in a female suit and Daddy Applauding as she grew up was left on the cutting room floor.   Odd I did not see Elisa Blue at the funeral for his step dad or to give comfort to Cher loosing her first husband.

^5 to the tree hugger that realise these trees can fight back.
 Far as the Kennedy's, not much one can say when someone put a Curse on the family.

 

Do you live in Colorado?
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2013, 08:58:35 AM
Do you live in Colorado?

She lives in Maine.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: Gina on January 02, 2013, 08:59:56 AM
She lives in Maine.

damn, I was hoping to blame that incoherent gibberish on pot  :-)
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2013, 09:01:13 AM
damn, I was hoping to blame that incoherent gibberish on pot  :-)

Actually, she does damned well in the coherence department, considering the level of batshit insanity she's surrounded by.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: vesta111 on January 02, 2013, 09:55:33 AM
Actually, she does damned well in the coherence department, considering the level of batshit insanity she's surrounded by.

Nope I live in NH, it is Maine where Pot is now legal for medical reasons, a broken finger nail or a blister on ones thumb.

Born in Maine but raised as a Navy Brat and spent most of my life somewhere else as my kids were also Navy Brats.   Interesting life for all of us.   

20+ years as a civilian I can now open my eyes and speak with people  and find the generations that separate us does indeed lead to confusion, every thing has changed.  Gives me the thought is it ME that is nuts or them.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2013, 09:57:12 AM
Nope I live in NH, it is Maine where Pot is now legal for medical reasons, a broken finger nail or a blister on ones thumb.

Born in Maine but raised as a Navy Brat and spent most of my life somewhere else as my kids were also Navy Brats.   Interesting life for all of us.   

20+ years as a civilian I can now open my eyes and speak with people  and find the generations that separate us does indeed lead to confusion, every thing has changed.  Gives me the thought is it ME that is nuts or them.

My apologies, ma'am.  :hi5: given for correcting the record.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2013, 10:06:44 AM
Gives me the thought is it ME that is nuts or them.

Well, yeah! :thatsright:

Actually, vesta, I've had people say that I suffer from mental illness, and I tell them that I suffer from nothing.  I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Diagnosed Lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace Skiing At 3:00AM
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 02, 2013, 10:09:47 AM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018268201
Dennis the Menace is my candidate for runnerup DOTY 2013, if he lives for a few more months.
 
 


Depends on whether they catch up to him on his 'Problem' or not...once he gets busted, he'll probably be under a restraining order that keeps him off the internet.