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Title: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: Revolution on December 31, 2012, 01:24:12 AM: Quote
Taverner (51,471 posts)

KILL THE EMPIRE

That is all

We kill the empire, we kill the budget monster

We leave the empire in place, we have a ****ing albatross around our necks

He must be stoned. Anyway, it's really late, so I'll go with this logic, actually. Only, Washington DC is "The Empire" and your Messiah Oblahma is the supreme dark lord Darth Sidious. The First Bitch is Jaba the ****. Everyone on Capital Hill is his army of Storm Troopers. I shall agree with you, here, Tavy. Kill the Empire. Wipe them all out. Destroy them. Only then, can we have peace restored to the nation.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022101624
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: GOP Congress on December 31, 2012, 01:53:28 AM: Quote
He must be stoned.

Either that or he is super pissed because he was one vote away from DOTY, two for an outright win.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 31, 2012, 04:23:49 AM: I think old Tav might be trying just a little too hard to convince the DUmmies that he's really one of them.

If you happen to read this Tav, you may want to dial it back just a little bit. When you try too hard, it looks kind of molish. Like you're trying to overcompensate. I don't know why I'm giving you tips because I'm to the point that I don't care if they figure you out or not.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: formerlurker on December 31, 2012, 04:41:48 AM: Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 31, 2012, 04:23:49 AM
I think old Tav might be trying just a little too hard to convince the DUmmies that he's really one of them.

If you happen to read this Tav, you may want to dial it back just a little bit. When you try too hard, it looks kind of molish. Like you're trying to overcompensate. I don't know why I'm giving you tips because I'm to the point that I don't care if they figure you out or not.

He's a mole heading to the start of a suicide run.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 31, 2012, 04:49:55 AM: I wish that, one of these days, one of these brain-deads would enumerate the countries that belong to our ...."empire".
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 31, 2012, 11:14:59 AM: Kill the empire and watch the bountiful social programs for the Citizen Class die with it, Tavs. Try reading a book about late late Imperial Rome, if you can stay clean long enough to make it through one and actually digest it, instead of getting all your input through a drugged haze.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: wasp69 on December 31, 2012, 12:56:15 PM: Quote
Taverner (51,471 posts)

KILL THE EMPIRE

That is all

We kill the empire, we kill the budget monster

We leave the empire in place, we have a ****ing albatross around our necks

Why is it that those least prepared to deal with a collapse of Western Society are the ones that agitate the hardest for such a collapse but only after they disarm the rest of us?
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 31, 2012, 01:55:00 PM: The only thing Taverner is capable of killing are some brain cells.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 31, 2012, 01:57:01 PM: Kill the Empire?

So he's a Jedi Knight now?
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: Revolution on December 31, 2012, 04:26:53 PM: Quote from: Jasonw560 on December 31, 2012, 01:57:01 PM
Kill the Empire?

So he's a Jedi Knight now?

Search your feelings, Jason... :thatsright:

(http://www.thcfinder.com/uploads/files/lightsaberbong-thc-thcf-29e2039a.jpg)
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: GOP Congress on December 31, 2012, 05:16:03 PM: Unless he practiced bombing womprats with T-16's when he was just a wee lad, then he has no chance of blowing up the Death Star.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: Zeus on December 31, 2012, 05:17:48 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OtkGoiS_b6w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: txradioguy on December 31, 2012, 07:41:14 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on December 31, 2012, 12:56:15 PM
Why is it that those least prepared to deal with a collapse of Western Society are the ones that agitate the hardest for such a collapse but only after they disarm the rest of us?

Because they think that from the rubble they will emerge as one of the new elites.
Title: Re: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2012, 08:08:23 PM: Quote from: txradioguy on December 31, 2012, 07:41:14 PM
Because they think that from the rubble they will emerge as one of the new elites.

What I can't figure is that they actually believe that the survivors would actually want to follow them. :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: wasp69 on December 31, 2012, 10:39:14 PM: Quote from: txradioguy on December 31, 2012, 07:41:14 PM
Because they think that from the rubble they will emerge as one of the new elites.

Too much TV and not enough play time.
Title: Re: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 31, 2012, 10:48:01 PM: Quote from: txradioguy on December 31, 2012, 07:41:14 PM
Because they think that from the rubble they will emerge as one of the new elites.

Never mind the reality that even if they were to emerge from under all that rubble, the new elites would ensure that Tavener and his ilk would be the first lined up against it.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: Revolution on January 01, 2013, 12:12:21 AM: Love the new sig, USMC.
Title: Re: Taverner: KILL THE EMPIRE!!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 01, 2013, 02:12:50 AM: Quote from: Revolution on January 01, 2013, 12:12:21 AM
Love the new sig, USMC.

Found it at FR. It spoke to me. :-)