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Title: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 02:34:11 PM: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/30/wisconsin-couple-says-pet-chicken-saved-them-from-fire/?test=latestnews#ixzz2GZNXl5E8

A chicken saves people from fire. A ptarmigan will do the same thing. Rabbits are arsonists amd terrorists.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: thundley4 on December 30, 2012, 02:41:06 PM: Ptarmigans taste like chicken.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 02:46:17 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2012, 02:41:06 PM
~~Ptarmigans~~ Rabbits taste like chicken.

FIFY
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 30, 2012, 03:06:56 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 02:46:17 PM
FIFY

Now that makes no sense.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: marv on December 30, 2012, 03:16:03 PM: Rabbits taste like Ptarmigans.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 05:45:49 PM: Quote from: marv on December 30, 2012, 03:16:03 PM
Rabbits taste like Ptarmigans.

Ptarmigans taste like metal.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 05:50:30 PM: Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on December 30, 2012, 03:06:56 PM
Now that makes no sense.

More people eat rabbits than ptarmigans.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: thundley4 on December 30, 2012, 05:52:14 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 05:50:30 PM
More people eat rabbits than ptarmigans.

But that only because there are more rabbits, because they breed like, uh, rabbits?
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: RobJohnson on December 31, 2012, 01:13:19 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2012, 02:41:06 PM
Ptarmigans taste like chicken.
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3582/3486701716_8e43963a46.jpg)
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Thor on December 31, 2012, 02:25:43 AM: Time to keep that chicken around instead of making chicken & dumplings out of it.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: BattleHymn on January 01, 2013, 04:02:03 AM: Is the chicken kin to Blackie?
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 01, 2013, 06:18:48 PM: Quote from: Thor on December 31, 2012, 02:25:43 AM
Time to keep that chicken around instead of making chicken & dumplings out of it.
I disagree. A chicken dinner is just the thing to celebrate being saved from the fire.
Little Blackie came through for us...twice!
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 01, 2013, 06:35:04 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 05:50:30 PM
More people eat rabbits than ptarmigans.

Ptarmy's Nightmare.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c226/bfam1/Killer_rabbit.jpg)
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: chitownchica on January 01, 2013, 08:25:01 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on January 01, 2013, 04:02:03 AM
Is the chicken kin to Blackie?

Beat me to it. :cheersmate:

Blackie the ghost chicken lives!!
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 01, 2013, 08:54:28 PM: Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 01, 2013, 06:35:04 PM

Ptarmy's Nightmare.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c226/bfam1/Killer_rabbit.jpg)

Humans and ptarmigans are doomed.
Title: Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
Post by: Big Dog on January 01, 2013, 09:41:17 PM: (http://img4-1.myrecipes.timeinc.net/i/recipes/ck/12/11/fantastic-bourbon-smoked-chicken-ck-l.jpg)

Smoked chicken. Mmm-mmmm!