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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: franksolich on December 30, 2012, 10:20:43 AM
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Congratulations to nadinbrzezinski, winner of the Robyn McGrath award, the “Robâ€!
This is the first year for the “Rob,†which was created to honor the DUmmie who proved the most amusing over the past year, who made decent and civilized people roll on the floor laughing their asses off.
All primitives do that, at one time or another, but this award’s for exceptional comedy material.
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nadin was best explained in the award bestowed upon her last year, especially the middle part of it; it tells one much of what one needs to know, about the winner:
2011: Top DUmmie
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68141.0.html
For supplementary information, one may also consult this, but be warned it‘s a whopper:
nadin’s resume
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,63006.0.html
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nadin during 2012 waxed forth on hundreds of topics, providing much hilarity with her “insight,†not to mention her lousy spelling and bad grammar.
Now, English isn’t nadin’s first language--it’s probably her fourth, after Polish, Yiddish, and Spanish--and so one usually cuts a person slack for that, but because of her imperious know-it-all arrogance and hauteur, she deserves no slack, no courtesy at all. She richly merits all the ribbing she’s dished out for it; after all, know-it-alls are supposed to know it all.
Grace and humility can excuse a great many faults, but nadin has neither.
One suspects there’s a subconscious reason for nadin’s sloppy wordage and format; she believes herself superior to the normal run of human beings (and hence vastly superior to her chums the primitives) and her wisdom so important, that one’s an ingrate if one doesn’t overlook unimportant things such as spelling, grammar, neatness of presentation, comprehensibility of the message.
She’s nadin, after all, and even her passed gas is supposed to be sweet perfume.
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What adds to the hilarity of nadin is that most reading her have seen photographs of her.
Generally, it’s bad manners to mock a person because of bodily deformities or flaws in aesthetics, because visual appearance is not substance, and in fact sometimes even contradicts what the individual’s really like, such as an ugly woman with a beautiful soul, or a grouchy-looking old man who’s very generous.
In the case of nadin, it’s not bad manners to make fun of her appearance, because in this instance, “appearance†does reflect “reality.†It’s one and the same thing, her looks and her comments.
nadin is short, and her body’s shaped like an oblate spheroid, a reverse hour-glass figure.
In addition to that, nadin makes no attempt to ameliorate her ugliness, no effort to minimize her grotesquities, no alterations to smooth her flaws. She dresses in garb that doesn’t become her--in fact, usually it exaggerates her unaesthetic characteristics--and such appears to be dirty and odoriferous most of the time.
She doesn’t care what she looks like; people are supposed to worship her no matter what.
And they’re ingrates and bullies if they don’t.
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While she’s commented upon every subject under the sun, nadin’s main concerns this past year included bullies, firearms, history and geography, medical emergencies and wildfires, shoot-outs and crime and violence, workers’ rights, crossing the river, casting the dice, and God.
Some time ago--maybe about mid-year last year--nadin surpassed both poor stupid Beth and the sparkling old dude as dominating the archives of the DUmpster. The DUmpster’s the largest-known source of primitivia on the internet, a Mother Lode of primitive personalities and lore.
These past twelve months, there’s been more than a thousand threads of nadinia (found by using the “search†function) stashed into the archives…..and that’s just this past year, remember, and only in the DUmpster. She’s of course been someone discussed in other forums on conservativecave, and been featured before this year, too.
One gets bleary-eyed looking over the selection of her pompous vaingloriousness, and so decides to not even bother looking for the “best†or the â€most stupid†or the “most error-ridden†or the “longest.â€
franksolich suggests for those who are interested, that they simply do a quick “search†and pick one at random; any of them is worth the time. But one’s likely to get deafened by the noisome braying of an ass, the grunting of a hog.
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I knew it! :argh:
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A wonderful write up frank. She should be much appreciative.
I could have lived without reading this line though: She’s nadin, after all, and even her passed gas is supposed to be sweet perfume.
Not that it's incorrect. I just didn't need that thought in my head.
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You know, I've always been very curious about this:
nadinbrzezinski (107,837 posts) Sun Aug 5, 2012, 12:32 AM
Ok this was embarrasing
We are working on a story involving native people in Mexico. So I needed to send an Email to proceso, one of the top political magazines. It took me literally ten minutes to compose an email in Spanish... my native tongue.
So, the obvious thing is I NEED PRACTICE... damn I really do. So converted my IPOD to a Spanish computer and started plotting a short piece of fiction that will be done in Spanish. It will take me longer than English, but damn I need the practice. That was well, very embarrassing.
Ten minutes. Damn!
And that story better NOT involve going down to Ensenada, there are way too many personal safety concerns on that one.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,76923.0
The comment caught my interest some months ago, because a reporter's supposed to brave hardships; that's why many of them are paid so much.
And it being on her native terrain and she knowing Spanish, it should be a piece of cake for her--certainly no more difficult than when franksolich went to the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants not knowing the language and having no idea what was really there.
After that, I contacted the tourism bureau, or chamber of commerce--I forget which--of Ensenada, and they kindly sent me a large manila envelope full of brochures describing the city, some in English, some in Spanish.
It looked like a pretty nice city to me, and if I were inclined towards sunny climes, I'd consider Ensenada for a relaxing, trouble-free vacation.
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Most people have a little pity for the stumbling drunk, but, can't help laugh when they fall.
GNads pretty much fits in that category. Stumbling, incoherent and falls a lot.
Just can't help but laugh at such incompetence. :rotf:
Zappaman enjoys pushing her down the stairs. I even laugh about that.
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nadinbrzezinski (107,837 posts) Sun Aug 5, 2012, 12:32 AM
Ok this was embarrasing
We are working on a story involving native people in Mexico. So I needed to send an Email to proceso, one of the top political magazines. It took me literally ten minutes to compose an email in Spanish... my native tongue.
She's saying that she struggles to speak Mexican.
And we already know her English is worse than Ricky Ricardo's.
So what she's saying is that she isn't fluent ini ANY language.
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I've been to Ensenada, and I've had nothing but great times down there. I don't know what her beef is.
Of course, since I don't do drugs that precludes me from either sneaking her doobies across the border, or intermingling with any number of drug cartel baddies. But then it doesn't really matter what language one speaks, as long as one is tolerably sober.
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There is a fine line between amusement and disgust.
The sweaty bowling ball with legs manages to induce both.
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I think of her as their own Professor Irwin Corey. He was a standup comedian back a couple or three decades ago, a short man with a rumpled long-hair academician look and presentation, who in his routine gave pseudo-professorial nonsensical lectures full of malapropisms and laced with artful satire playing off the malaprops (The first half of that is, of course, the part that resembles Nadin), all delivered with the presence and assumed gravitas of an old-school college professor (Another aspect where Nads strives, but seems to fall rather short...and fat).
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Sid and Zappman got Robbed! :argh:
Congratulations Nadin :cheersmate: your intellectual betters won you this award so be extra nice to them.
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I've been to Ensenada, and I've had nothing but great times down there. I don't know what her beef is.
Of course, since I don't do drugs that precludes me from either sneaking her doobies across the border, or intermingling with any number of drug cartel baddies. But then it doesn't really matter what language one speaks, as long as one is tolerably sober.
I think maybe nadin being a Mehicana, sees and knows things we don't--however, that doesn't excuse her from not going there.
If there's a story there, she should be covering it. Journalistic ethics demand it.
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Too bad, I was hoping someone else would get this.
Nads should thank Sid and Zappa for her award.
Both are consistent in poking the Queen of Condescending when she makes a mistake.
Suffice it to say, for them it is a full time job. :-)
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She's saying that she struggles to speak Mexican.
And we already know her English is worse than Ricky Ricardo's.
So what she's saying is that she isn't fluent ini ANY language.
I don't where she was born but her sister was born in Mexico City.
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Zappa, Sid and Pinto should all recieve an award for best supporting bullies. :fuelfire:
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I think maybe nadin being a Mehicana, sees and knows things we don't--however, that doesn't excuse her from not going there.
If there's a story there, she should be covering it. Journalistic ethics demand it.
There's a bunch of guns that Eric Holder bought that are circulating down there killing Mexican beauty queens and the like. Perhaps she can start there.
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There's a bunch of guns that Eric Holder bought that are circulating down there killing Mexican beauty queens and the like. Perhaps she can start there.
That would require actual investigative journalism. She'd rather hang around with her little occupoop.
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That would require actual investigative journalism. She'd rather hang around with her little occupoop.
Actually, no.
nadin's never demonstrated that she's done more than just sit in her living room, munching on chocolate bon-bons as if popcorn, listening to some superduper police-scanner that can come all the way from Milwaukee even, frantically hoping that she'll "be the first to know."
I swear; nadin's the poster-child for making owning and using police-scanners by non-law-enforcement personnel illegal. It's none of her business, but by God, she's got to snoop and pry, and be the first to know.
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I think of her as their own Professor Irwin Corey.
That is precisely why, long ago, I gave her Professor Irwin Corey's stage sobriquet, "The World's Foremost Authority."
BTW, Professor Irwin Corey still lives. He is 98 now. Also, he is such a left-wing commie, he makes your average DUmmie look like a freeper.
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Sid and Zappman got Robbed!
I did vote for SidDithers for the Rob, since I find him to be the wittiest person over there (not that there's a lot of competition). But even Sid, zappaman, and pintobean (the leading Bullies) get most of their humor points by playing off of Nadin, so they owe a lot to her.
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Zappa, Sid and Pinto should all recieve an award for best supporting bullies.
Agreed. Where would Gladys Knight be without her Pips? Where would Tony Orlando be without Dawn? Or Hamilton without Joe Frank and Reynolds? My goodness, where would Jeff Altman be without Pink Lady? Huh? Answer me that! Washed up, I tell you, washed up!
Nadin's Fanboys are the Greek chorus in this ongoing comedy.
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Sid and Zappman got Robbed! :argh:
Congratulations Nadin :cheersmate: your intellectual betters won you this award so be extra nice to them.
You mind narrowing it down some, Duke? That's a lot of "betters."
Congrats, Robyn...I mean gNads.
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That is precisely why, long ago, I gave her Professor Irwin Corey's stage sobriquet, "The World's Foremost Authority."
BTW, Professor Irwin Corey still lives. He is 98 now. Also, he is such a left-wing commie, he makes your average DUmmie look like a freeper.
Entertainer, it practically goes without saying...still, I greatly enjoyed his routine back when he was working!
:cheersmate:
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I did vote for SidDithers for the Rob, since I find him to be the wittiest person over there (not that there's a lot of competition). But even Sid, zappaman, and pintobean (the leading Bullies) get most of their humor points by playing off of Nadin, so they owe a lot to her.
We have a fundamental philosophical difference of opinion. A 'chicken or egg' sort of thing. And I'm okay with it. I only wanted to acknowledged the true comedic geniuses of the DUmp.
Genius is somewhat more deliberate and earned than Nadin's accidental gifts of narcissism and obtuseness. What would she do without the DUmp?
Whereas Sid and zappman at least (I am less familiar with pintobean, or so my memory is) could use their wit and intelligence to any purpose regardless of whether the DUmp or Nadin existed.
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still, I greatly enjoyed his routine back when he was working!
Me too. Professor Irwin Corey used to appear quite a bit on the Steve Allen Show. Very funny.
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Whereas Sid and zappman at least (I am less familiar with pintobean, or so my memory is) could use their wit and intelligence to any purpose regardless of whether the DUmp or Nadin existed.
Agreed. And I did vote for Sid for the Rob.
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Actually, no.
nadin's never demonstrated that she's done more than just sit in her living room, munching on chocolate bon-bons as if popcorn, listening to some superduper police-scanner that can come all the way from Milwaukee even, frantically hoping that she'll "be the first to know."
I swear; nadin's the poster-child for making owning and using police-scanners by non-law-enforcement personnel illegal. It's none of her business, but by God, she's got to snoop and pry, and be the first to know.
Seems you have forgotten her harrowing journey to the car show. She took a dangerous and terrifying ride inside that horrifying stadium, fraught with venues and seating on all sides! Her bravery in taking on that assignment is legion. She even took her second best rig in with her!