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Title: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 07:39:03 PM
O   M   G!!1! elebendy
From the supper sekret meta.

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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:34 PM
cthulu2016 (6,585 posts)

Hey, someone will probably be tombstoned for a juror comment! [View all]

At Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:18 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

The assholes are the ones that filled bill with non-relief pork
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2092605

It was a profoundly baseless alert -- a real abuse of the system.

But juror #4 had interesting reasons for voting to leave:

Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: babble-on sister is typical liberal/progressive anti-American trash. In fact, everyone except the moles on Skin's island are anti-American trash, and the sooner they fall over dead the better off real Americans will be. You're good for entertainment value, and that's all any of you dolts will ever be. Tune in 12/31 for the DOTY Award.
:lmao: :rotf: :rotf:

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)
Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:37 PM
PeaceNikki (18,174 posts)
2. What?!? We have moles/trolls on juries!?!?

I hope you alerted on that PM.
Does a brown bear poop in the woods?

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Response to PeaceNikki (Reply #2)
Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:53 PM
Taverner (51,379 posts)
13. Yes, and chances are they may all be sock puppets of one person

XRubicon definitely fits in that particular condom....
Tavernturd, you old rabble rouser, you. :lmao:


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Response to cthulu2016 (Reply #8)
Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:47 PM
PeaceNikki (18,174 posts)
9. There is *NO* order here because the moles/trolls are infesting the juries.

None.
Say it ain't so.


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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)
Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:44 PM
Warren Stupidity (29,877 posts)
6. this is why "our" jury system is a ****ing joke.

The jurors are from freep and cave.
Everybody runnnnn!!1! :bolt:


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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)
Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:52 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (101,277 posts)
11. I just sent this PM to Skinner:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=inbox&viewsent=106106
Was it a poem?? :???:



Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2012, 07:40:14 PM
Oh my.

Goodness gracious.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: USA4ME on December 29, 2012, 08:13:00 PM
(snicker)

I was able to serve on one of their jurys today.  It wasn't easy being locked up in that room with the odor and all.  None of the others had bathed or brushed their teeth in the last 6 months, and they were proud of it!  Nevertheless, I held my nose, took one for the team, and heard the evidence.  As was typical of the liberal prosecutor, their case wasn't thought out at all.   I voted to "Leave It Alone."  Three others joined me, but they just wanted to get back to their pot smoking and didn't really care.

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Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Carl on December 29, 2012, 08:23:29 PM
No,a mole never ever has served on a jury...trust me.  :)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2012, 08:24:39 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5r3qUg0howY/TDSo9zvTuUI/AAAAAAAAAkI/kbzAcr3qu8Y/s1600/Spartacus.jpg)

"I am Juror #4!"
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: NHSparky on December 29, 2012, 08:35:11 PM
Okay, I admit it--I confess!!!

Wasn't me.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 08:39:29 PM
Now that there is funny... don't care who ya are!!!!
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 29, 2012, 08:40:53 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 08:42:59 PM
(snicker)

I was able to serve on one of their jurys today.  It wasn't easy being locked up in that room with the odor and all.  None of the others had bathed or brushed their teeth in the last 6 months, and they were proud of it!  Nevertheless, I held my nose, took one for the team, and heard the evidence.  As was typical of the liberal prosecutor, their case wasn't thought out at all.   I voted to "Leave It Alone."  Three others joined me, but they just wanted to get back to their pot smoking and didn't really care.
Well, if you would have taken a moment, you would have noticed I at least shaved.
Just ask Sparky, he was there.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: dandi on December 29, 2012, 08:49:34 PM
Meta-Discussion is one big sadsack pile of dogshit. When they run out of crap to whine and mewl about in real life they go to Meta and whine about their DU virtual lives.

"Mommy! Mommy! Make the bad troll go away! Mommy!" "Daaaad! Billy's licking his hand and touching me again!" "He keeps posting NRA talking points! Won't someone please ban him, for the children?"

 :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 08:55:56 PM
Meta is the monkey house, inside the monkey house.
It reminds me of the "hurt feelings" report that shows up now and then.
Most all of them are moles except me.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 29, 2012, 09:01:20 PM
Did someone say.....

MOLE?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Close-up_of_mole.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 09:05:15 PM
Did someone say.....

MOLE?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Close-up_of_mole.jpg)
I object to you posting my photo in a public forum!
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: thundley4 on December 29, 2012, 09:07:51 PM
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/02/images/050202_mole.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 29, 2012, 09:08:59 PM
I object to you posting my photo in a public forum!

I'm sorry....I thought you were THIS mole:

(http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/precancerous_lesions_slideshow/dermnet_photo_of_mole_with_blurred_edges.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 09:14:32 PM
GNads laying on a pink pillow?
You a sick man for posting that.

Oh, look, she shat herself, too.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 29, 2012, 09:18:24 PM
GNads laying on a pink pillow?
You a sick man for posting that.

Oh, look, she shat herself, too.

Actually, that's one of kpete's works of "art".
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 09:23:39 PM
Actually, that's one of kpete's works of "art".
Why would she sculpt gNads on a pink pillow?
That's just crazy talk.  :panic:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Chris_ on December 29, 2012, 09:26:13 PM
I object to you posting my photo in a public forum!
I'll sue!  I'll call my lawyer! :panic:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Maxiest on December 29, 2012, 10:00:09 PM
Puppet Master =

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsOE4Y3ZmMBfTPw1HhIKFSVCvToFZq98xQ5COfqxaP4oZkHr--zg)
Title: Re: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 29, 2012, 10:52:56 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e89/a_kent711/AustinPowers_Mole.jpg]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e89/a_kent711/AustinPowers_Mole.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 30, 2012, 12:28:12 AM
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Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:52 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (101,277 posts)
11. I just sent this PM to Skinner:

http://www.democraticunde...inbox&viewsent=106106
It's so cute that they think Skimmer cares.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Chris_ on December 30, 2012, 01:50:48 AM
It's so cute that they think Skimmer cares.
It's funny when they think they matter.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: formerlurker on December 30, 2012, 03:42:53 AM
 :rofl:

This thread is a keeper.

Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 30, 2012, 09:16:59 AM
The fire has dwiddled considerably. Just a little smolding going on.
I couldn't stop laughing while reading over it again.
Maybe it will end up in the DUmping ground. Truely epic.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 30, 2012, 09:26:12 AM
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Taverner (51,379 posts)
13. Yes, and chances are they may all be sock puppets of one person

XRubicon definitely fits in that particular condom....

Taverner is making mole/sock puppets accusations? I'm think of a word to describe it. Not coppery. Not bronzey. Something similar. Maybe I'll think of it later.
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 30, 2012, 12:30:22 PM
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Taverner (51,379 posts)
13. Yes, and chances are they may all be sock puppets of one person

One person?  Oh, I think not.

 :-)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Ogre on December 30, 2012, 12:54:49 PM
Aren't the DUmmies cute when they get into a circular firing squad?

Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 30, 2012, 01:41:32 PM
Taverner is making mole/sock puppets accusations? I'm think of a word to describe it. Not coppery. Not bronzey. Something similar. Maybe I'll think of it later.

Aluminumy? :wink:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Randy on December 30, 2012, 02:59:33 PM
Quick silvery? AKA Mercuryey :-)  :rotf:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 30, 2012, 04:05:33 PM
Brassy?  Yet I get the feeling that's still not quite what you're looking for here...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Tucker on December 30, 2012, 04:15:40 PM
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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)
Sat Dec 29, 2012, 04:44 PM
Warren Stupidity (29,877 posts)
6. this is why "our" jury system is a ****ing joke.

The jurors are from freep and cave.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/perfect10.gif)
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Skul on December 30, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
Tiny Tinny?
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 30, 2012, 06:30:25 PM
Titaniumy?  Uraniumy?
Title: Re: Which one of you stinkbugs did this?
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2012, 07:53:02 AM
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everyone except the moles on Skin's island are anti-American trash, and the sooner they fall over dead the better off real Americans will be. You're good for entertainment value, and that's all any of you dolts will ever be. Tune in 12/31 for the DOTY Award.

Oh HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 
:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: