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Title: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: USA4ME on December 28, 2012, 03:05:35 PM
Quote from:
datasuspect

As someone who suffers from a medical condition called "MICROPENIS"

i have to say that throwing around barbs involving penis size and equating them to shortcomings, etc. is incredibly sexist and bigoted.
 
just because i have a medical condition that affects the size of my penis (think thumbnub), in no way means that men and men like me aren't whole, valid people.
 
we just have INCREDIBLY small weiners.

so deep six the penis talk.

'k?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022086750

A primitive makes a small request.

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Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Chris_ on December 28, 2012, 03:06:22 PM
Great.  Another special-interest group to cater to.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 28, 2012, 03:10:05 PM
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deep six the penis


Heh, heh.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Chris_ on December 28, 2012, 03:12:41 PM
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Fri Dec 28, 2012, 04:09 PM
 GoddessOfGuinness (46,287 posts)
63. Wait...What are you trying to say about Barb's penis?
I really wish they wouldn't try to be funny. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Rebel on December 28, 2012, 03:20:27 PM
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datasuspect (24,210 posts)

so deep six the penis talk.

 :rofl:

Doubt you'll be deep sixing anything, bro.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: franksolich on December 28, 2012, 03:30:24 PM
One wonders what the Hell brought this subject up.

Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Carl on December 28, 2012, 03:37:25 PM
One wonders what the Hell brought this subject up.



There have been a couple in Meta...Fat Che's Little Brother was whining about it the other day.
It is all the anti gun people saying those that have them only do because they have a small penis.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: marv on December 28, 2012, 04:32:27 PM
This got my attention:
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leftstreet (21,487 posts) Response to slackmaster (Reply #34)
46. How is a small Wedding Tackle a 'disability?' Fri Dec 28, 2012, 04:01 PM

View profile
Does the thing not work properly or something?

FFS!


You don't hear women with small breasts claiming MICROBOOBS! Disability!!! You're oppressing me!!!!111

My first wife was a 32 A cup. I kept telling her that I like small breasts. Didn't matter, she pissed and moaned anyway...(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/shrug.gif)
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: LC EFA on December 28, 2012, 08:59:57 PM
What kinda freakin moron would admit that in a public forum ??
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 28, 2012, 09:09:32 PM
What kinda freakin moron would admit that in a public forum ??


It is DU, remember. They think they're in a bubble.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Freeper on December 28, 2012, 09:54:31 PM
What kinda freakin moron would admit that in a public forum ??


A DUmmy that's who.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: NHSparky on December 28, 2012, 10:32:04 PM
Snausages!
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Maxiest on December 28, 2012, 10:35:39 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRL356CFVz6ShJrM92W35DxQ_5qi67ppzoHWDp4RbGNVMd2YodcaQ)
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Skul on December 29, 2012, 06:40:38 AM
What's that nancyboy whining about now?
It was so cold in Minnesota once, all the men had to squat to pee.   :rimshot: :bolt:
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: miskie on December 29, 2012, 08:42:20 AM
Micropenis and mini tacos ? - sounds like a Democrat's campaign bash/fundraiser to me !
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: miskie on December 29, 2012, 08:46:18 AM
I almost forgot !

This Long Distance Dedication goes out to datasuspect - [/Kasem]

[youtube=420,315]vSYapBwYPkE[/youtube]
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: vesta111 on December 29, 2012, 09:13:34 AM
What's that nancyboy whining about now?
It was so cold in Minnesota once, all the men had to squat to pee.   :rimshot: :bolt:

Take it from a woman, those men with the big Shillong's are lousy lovers.

Any woman that wants good loving needs to head to Minnesota in the winter if they desire the best sex they ever had.  

Benefits of a thumb size junk.    The woman does not have to put up with a bang and then thank you Mame.

The male courts the female, and becomes her protector. They don't move too fast as they want to insure the female will accept their Junk as part of the man they love.

The men with the big schlongs go after anyone they can find and expect the females to swoon over them.

Nuts, men that have a physical problem and can not have sex find woman to marry that love them for reasons other then sex.

Be dammed if most woman carry a ruler to the bars looking for love.  

Truth be told this is a male thing, woman are not interested in the size of a mans junk, they are more interested in how the male treat's them and respect shown to them.  

The Little Tom Thumbs in the long run out rate the donkey dicks that run from mare to mare.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: marv on December 29, 2012, 10:10:55 AM
vestanumbers, I gotta admit that you certainly have a way with words...(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/lmao.gif)...H-5 x 2
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: jukin on December 29, 2012, 11:13:59 AM
If the DUmmys are trying to change my mind about what I have as a compoxite lieberal leftist male, they are not.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: AprilRazz on December 29, 2012, 02:55:27 PM
Take it from a woman, those men with the big Shillong's are lousy lovers.

Any woman that wants good loving needs to head to Minnesota in the winter if they desire the best sex they ever had. 

Benefits of a thumb size junk.    The woman does not have to put up with a bang and then thank you Mame.

The male courts the female, and becomes her protector. They don't move too fast as they want to insure the female will accept their Junk as part of the man they love.

The men with the big schlongs go after anyone they can find and expect the females to swoon over them.

Nuts, men that have a physical problem and can not have sex find woman to marry that love them for reasons other then sex.

Be dammed if most woman carry a ruler to the bars looking for love.   

Truth be told this is a male thing, woman are not interested in the size of a mans junk, they are more interested in how the male treat's them and respect shown to them. 

The Little Tom Thumbs in the long run out rate the donkey dicks that run from mare to mare.

Speak for yourself. I am quite happy with my well endowed conservative man.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: diesel driver on December 29, 2012, 06:24:33 PM
:rofl:

Doubt you'll be deep sixing anything, bro.

Is that 6 inches, or 6 centimeters?  :confused:

If 60 centimeters = a meter, does 6 centimeters = 1/10 meter?  :confused:

Which is longer?  6 inches or 1/10 meter?  :confused:

Translating "DUmmie to English" is tough!
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: ColonelCarrots on December 29, 2012, 06:40:16 PM
Why do you think I like small cars, small guns? Total confidence, that's why. I do like big money, big women, and big fun though.


also to the DUmmy

 :nelson:
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: GOP Congress on December 29, 2012, 08:04:03 PM
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Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs

Tsk, tsk, tsk. They shouldn't be discussing their sex life in an open forum.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: Chris_ on December 29, 2012, 08:04:38 PM
Mini-hotdogs and jumbo tacos. 

No thanks.
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: thundley4 on December 29, 2012, 08:05:53 PM
Mini-hotdogs and jumbo tacos. 

No thanks.

:puke:
Title: Re: primitives discuss mini-hotdogs
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 29, 2012, 08:44:03 PM
Take it from a woman, those men with the big Shillong's are lousy lovers.

Any woman that wants good loving needs to head to Minnesota in the winter if they desire the best sex they ever had.  

Benefits of a thumb size junk.    The woman does not have to put up with a bang and then thank you Mame.

The male courts the female, and becomes her protector. They don't move too fast as they want to insure the female will accept their Junk as part of the man they love.

The men with the big schlongs go after anyone they can find and expect the females to swoon over them.

Nuts, men that have a physical problem and can not have sex find woman to marry that love them for reasons other then sex.

Be dammed if most woman carry a ruler to the bars looking for love.  

Truth be told this is a male thing, woman are not interested in the size of a mans junk, they are more interested in how the male treat's them and respect shown to them.  

The Little Tom Thumbs in the long run out rate the donkey dicks that run from mare to mare.


What if the man can lick his eyebrows? Does that count?   :bolt: :bolt: