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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on December 24, 2012, 07:19:42 PM
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Star Member Suich (8,511 posts)
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Redstone used to post this around Christmas each year.
Click Me!
I don't think he would mind if I posted it again:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4484208
Happy Holidays to all!
madinmaryland (51,050 posts)
2. Didn't he pass away earlier this year.
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RIP, Redstone
CaliforniaPeggy (101,200 posts)
3. It was about a year ago, I think, my dear madinmaryland...
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I still miss him horribly.......
DollarBillHines (1,121 posts)
13. November 3. 2011
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I was the one who told California Peggy and she posted it here.
Colin was probably the most remarkable person I have ever known.
I should post this thing I wrote about him, but it would get lost in the Crazy that this place has become.
Don't let Calpeg steal your thunder. Tell him to give you the credit for the late breaking news.
CaliforniaPeggy (101,200 posts)
5. Thank you, my dear Suich...
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I had thought of doing this, but I had forgotten to.
I know he would be pleased to see you posting it now.
His death still leaves an ache in my heart, and a void in my life...
Out of sight. Out of what little mind you have.
Just a bunch of idiots saying nothing, so I'll say it. Redstone was a punk. He deserved his fate.
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What? Redstone is still dead???
The way the little commies eulogize him, I was sure he'd arisen and turned water into wine.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Merry Christmas, DUmmies.
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What? Redstone is still dead???
The way the little commies eulogize him, I was sure he'd arisen and turned water into wine.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Merry Christmas, DUmmies.
He never even crosses their minds unless some mole brings his name up. Those self absorbed, narcissistic twits and twats care nothing for each other.
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Deadstone is just another DUmmy OD.
At the time, it was implied that the OD was intentional.
More DUmpmonkeys, in fact all DUmpmonkeys, should follow his lead.
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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 07:25 PM
MADem (80,873 posts)
He had one of the finest hardwood floors I've ever seen in my life--a real work of art, with inlay and everything.
Hilarious! DUmmies love to feel special.
This one claims to have known the drug addict Deadstone. That's really special.
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Hilarious! DUmmies love to feel special.
This one claims to have known the drug addict Deadstone. That's really special.
Maybe Deadstone had the dummy build him a place to hide his stash under the floorboards. A place where nobody would ever think to look. Just like on the TV.
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He never even crosses their minds unless some mole brings his name up. Those self absorbed, narcissistic twits and twats care nothing for each other.
Yeah, that drives me nuts, the way the primitives idolize dead primitives who didn't do a damned thing, and ignore Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who was undoubtedly the Greatest Primitive Ever.
Years after his death, the primitives still yap about the grotesquely obese Kephra, as if he ever did anything on Skins's island other than copy-and-paste news articles.
Years after his death, the primitives still yap about the late red round one, as if he ever did anything on Skin's island the seven months he was there, other than beg for money.
When these two clowns died, the primitive mourning went on for weeks, and multiple campfires.
In early November 2011, Chief S itting Bull died, and he was cold and rigid and rotting in the grave for nearly a week before a primitive bothered mentioning he'd died.
And there were only two campfires, one lit by the CalPig primitive, the other by the brain-damaged primitive, garnering only a few primitive comments.
Yet the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive was the Greatest Primitive Ever; he so well exemplified all those things the primitives like: anger, Hate, rage, bitterness, violence, big-mouthery. And he wrote his own original material; he didn't copy-and-paste arrticles, or beg for money.
Scant gratitude Redstone got, for all he did for the primitives.
I still say that when the Mount Rushmore of great primitives is sculpted, probably on the side of a big rock in Vermont, the ugly mug of Chief S itting Bull will have the same jutting prominence as does George Washington on the real Mount Rushmore.
Kephra and Andy weren't near worthy enough to kiss Chief S itting Bull's loincloth--yet the primitives remember and mourn them more than they do the Greatest Primitive Ever.
Stupid ungrateful primitives. Par for the course, I guess.
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It looks as if the lying tits primitive, the long-ago banished "TomInTib" primitive, has shown up again:
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 11:48 PM
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3. Living Proof
Augusten Burroughs.
I have been Running With Scissors, all my life.
I am drinking Bombay Sapphire, Chinaco Anejo, and J Lohr Cabernet, tonight.
Smoking Kools and Humboldt's Finest.
I was Born to Suffer.
Somebody's got to do it...
Tom
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DollarBillHines (1,128 posts) Wed Oct 3, 2012, 09:27 PM
2. Yo!
I started out on beer, earlier this afternoon.
I have switched to Elmer T Lee, my favorite Bourbon.
I have some of Humboldt's Finest for the re-cap.
DBH
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021460871
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It looks as if the lying tits primitive, the long-ago banished "TomInTib" primitive, has shown up again:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4571238
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021460871
Great find.
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Maybe. But it's hard to imagine TiT typing "Yo!"
I'm not sure if he ever used a cutesy exhortation, or even an exclamation point.
I think you'd need to know how common the term "Humboldt's Finest" is among California drug abusers.
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CaliforniaPeggy (101,200 posts)
5. Thank you, my dear Suich...
blah blah blah
His death still leaves an ache in my heart, and a void in my life...
:lmao: Look at her carrying on, as if she's grieving a much beloved spouse. You were co-posters on a board for lunatics and idiots, Calpig. Nothing more.
I think "Suich" is a good name for a mole.
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Look at her carrying on, as if she's grieving a much beloved spouse. You were co-posters on a board for lunatics and idiots, Calpig. Nothing more.
I think "Suich" is a good name for a mole.
Actually, I thought it was pretty sad, the way the news of Chief S itting Bull's demise got around.
He was already dead, stiff, and buried by the time the primitive who knew of his death notified CalPig.
Now, CalPig's a silly old woman, but one must first remember she's an ancient woman.
CalPig had been very close to Chief S itting Bull, and the primitive who knew of his demise knew that.
An ancient woman, even if silly or even if a primitive, deserves some respect and courtesy.
The primitive who knew of Chief S itting Bull's demise should have informed her right away.
But n-o-o-o-o-o-o; primitives are so self-centered they think only of themselves, never of another primitive, and so CalPig learned of the sordid event eight days later, and that was probably simply just because the primitive wasn't busy doing something else, like changing socks.
I swear, if we here on conservativecave treated each other the same way, there'd be trouble. But fortunately, we don't; a member here can get the sniffles, and even before the first facial tissue is used, the whole place knows of it, and commiserates.
Somebody dies, and we all know about it right away.
We care about each other; the primitives don't.