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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2012, 10:12:34 PM
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So DUmmy wnumberliftinglady abused anabolic steroids until she grew herself a brain tumor.
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:14 PM
w8liftinglady (22,919 posts)
I have a job interview....PLEASE send vibes!
You all know I've had some issues since my brain surgery.I have an interview Thurday at 1130.Please send some good vibes.I'll feel the hug,and need it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022057850
Wonder if all those masculine muscles attracted enough carpet munching to make it all worthwhile.
Response to w8liftinglady (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:24 PM
DainBramaged (36,074 posts)
6. HUGE HUGS and kisses and good vibes my friend
I will ask the spirits nicely to be there for you.
Lots of DUmp vibes. Slightly used - same ones they sent to Dead Ted.
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Darn it to heck! You grabbed it before i did. Is there confirmation this DUmmie (liar...they all are) actually had neurologic surgery, because I actually have. It sucks. Coming out of it sucks worse.
My guess is that it didn't help if she did. They can't fix the part of the brain that makes a DUmmie a DUmmie. Not yet, at least. Good luck on the job. I'm sure you'll become a great leg breaker for the local mob.
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The Wielding Truth (8,236 posts)
3. w8liftinglady,I am sending positive vibes and a big hug. You will win them over.
Go get' em!
:lmao: With her eloquent charm, and acne ridden back?
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Why is she asking for good vibes? Did hers break?
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Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:14 PM
w8liftinglady (22,919 posts)
I have a job interview....PLEASE send vibes!
You all know I've had some issues since my brain surgery.I have an interview Thurday at 1130.Please send some good vibes.I'll feel the hug,and need it.
Dummie trying to get a job? I guess the lobotomy worked. :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Now dummie... let me help you out. I ain't sending vibes... they don't work. I will give you some advice. I've made a little list on how to get the job. Call it getting employment for dummies.
1. Leave the nose rings, eyebrow rings, lip piercing thingys home.
2. Cover up the tats. Unless they are on your face, and then just forgot about it and don't waste the interviewers time.
3. Don't expect to make $100,000 a year. Be prepared to start at the bottom
4. Expect to work off shifts.
5. Don't expect 20 days off a year.
6. Take whatever salary they offer.
7. Wear clean and pressed clothes. A suit is preferable.
8. Be early, like an hour early. That way if traffic screws you, you got a cushion. You can always walk around until the interview time
9. Show up around 20 minutes early at the actual interview location.
10. Know what the business does.
11. Don't talk politics. Especially don't talk about how you spent the last year in an OWS camp
12. Bathe before the interview
13. Use deodorant
14. Don't smell like pot.
15. Don't talk about your mental health issues.
Now will this get you the job? Maybe, maybe not. It will at least give you a shot.
You are welcome.
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Another unemployed DUmmy... go figure.
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I suppose all the good advice is OK but the good vibes are what's going to turn the trick.
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I suppose all the good advice is OK but the good vibes are what's going to turn the trick.
Worked for Andy.
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Just put fresh batteries in the toy before you stick it in, then go to the interview, you'll get all the good vibes you can handle.
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Just put fresh batteries in the toy before you stick it in, then go to the interview, you'll get all the good vibes you can handle.
With her, doesn't go on the outside. :???:
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Another unemployed DUmmy... go figure.
The job is just to get her through until the SSDI kicks in. Any bets?
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The job is just to get her through until the SSDI kicks in. Any bets?
Not going to take that one.
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Just put fresh batteries in the toy before you stick it in, then go to the interview, you'll get all the good vibes you can handle.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not to mention she will have a happy ending whether she gets the job or not. :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Just put fresh batteries in the toy before you stick it in, then go to the interview, you'll get all the good vibes you can handle.
Eeeeeeeeww. Nobody needed to read that, Tanker. BSd.
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Didn't she tell a bouncy last week where she and some girls got a Rethug thrown out of some hoity-toity restaurant?
How did she afford the bill if she's broke?
On second thought, don't answer.
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Just put fresh batteries in the toy before you stick it in, then go to the interview, you'll get all the good vibes you can handle.
But what if it chips her teeth?