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Title: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Lauri on June 02, 2008, 11:39:04 PM
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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jun-02-08 05:30 PM
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Three Predictions - take them to the bank.
   
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One:

There will be a post, before this week is over (maybe before Wednesday) that will read, in part "our long party nightmare is over".

Two:

There will be a post, election night 2008, that will read, in part "our long national nightmare will soon be over".

Three:

On January 20, 2009, there will be a post that will read, in part "our long national nightmare is finally over."

Bank on it.

If no one else makes these posts, I will.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6231240

can we pin this one? :-)
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Carl on June 03, 2008, 06:19:56 AM
I have one prediction husbs......

You will still be a bitter,ranting fool with his balls under lock and key.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: USA4ME on June 03, 2008, 09:20:32 AM
I have one prediction husbs......

You will still be a bitter,ranting fool with his balls under lock and key.

Carl is on the ball today.  :bow:

Even if B. Hussein Osama wins, it won't be long until the DUmmies are complaining about him not carrying their water.

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Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Lauri on June 03, 2008, 09:24:00 AM
I have one prediction husbs......

You will still be a bitter,ranting fool with his balls under lock and key.

i dont quite know how, but of all the bitter idiots over there... Hub2whoever stands out the most.

i can almost see the spittle on my screen from his daily rants and 'bank on this!' posts..

i wish i had more time to read his stuff... :-)
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2008, 09:34:27 AM
i dont quite know how, but of all the bitter idiots over there... Hub2whoever stands out the most.

i can almost see the spittle on my screen from his daily rants and 'bank on this!' posts..

i wish i had more time to read his stuff...

The sparkling husband primitive is an interesting case, and I wish I could get around to posting a Sigmund Freudian profile of him, but ever since Chris here showed me how to "deep Google," I keep on running into new things about the sparkling husband primitive--and so the project's taking much longer than I had thought it would.

Trust me, the sparkling husband primitive has some real problems, serious problems.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Lauri on June 03, 2008, 10:38:20 AM
i dont quite know how, but of all the bitter idiots over there... Hub2whoever stands out the most.

i can almost see the spittle on my screen from his daily rants and 'bank on this!' posts..

i wish i had more time to read his stuff...

The sparkling husband primitive is an interesting case, and I wish I could get around to posting a Sigmund Freudian profile of him, but ever since Chris here showed me how to "deep Google," I keep on running into new things about the sparkling husband primitive--and so the project's taking much longer than I had thought it would.

Trust me, the sparkling husband primitive has some real problems, serious problems.


ive been following the DUmmies for a long time now.. and youre right; he has some serious issues.

far be it from me to know what they are though - he rants about everything under the sun, and my life is too fun to really care about his every hour anger..  but he IS entertaining :popcorn:

does his wife still post there?
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: InfamousAndy on June 03, 2008, 10:54:05 AM
My prediction:  Their will be dozens of threads on how McCane 'stole' the election.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Lauri on June 03, 2008, 01:52:11 PM
My prediction:  Their will be dozens of threads on how McCane 'stole' the election.


yeah, i think they are (at least at DU) already tee'ing those up.

it certainly cant be that Obama is

*inexperienced
*incompetent
*never run a budget or been an executive of any stripe
*surrounded by miscreants and racists
*a socialist at least... a communist at best
*willing to tax us far beyond a depression
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: dandi on June 03, 2008, 04:08:25 PM
I've got a couple of predictions. If McCain wins, The Emasculated One's post will disappear and he will deny ever having posted it. If BarackStar!â„¢ wins, he'll trot it out as proof of his prescience.

Same as with all their "predictions" on Iraq. In the run-up to the war they threw out grave predictions on everything from neighboring countries entering the war on Saddam's behalf to our trucks bogging down in sandstorms to the mighty Republican Guard decimating our forces. Every possible negative outcome was predicted, and so every misstep or roadblock the Coalition has faced since the beginning has been met with gleeful cries of, "We said this would happen!" from the Left as they adapted their prior forecasts to fit whatever was the situation. The other 99% of their gloom and doom forecast never came to fruition, but those have been totally forgotten, swept under the rug in the name of political expediency.

Even today, every setback we face is met with an "I told you so" as if the DUmbasses knew something way back then no one else did, and no one is going to bother or violate the Hivemind by going back to see if someone actually predicted anything. Just one more Big Lie to promote.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Tantal on June 03, 2008, 04:28:34 PM
Don't anybody sweat it. I've personally spoken to the President of Diebold and he has assured me that McCain will win by 50 electoral votes.....at least on paper......er, machine. :-)
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Airwolf on June 03, 2008, 04:34:00 PM
Sparkys an idiot ,bank on it.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Chris_ on June 03, 2008, 06:11:11 PM
Don't anybody sweat it. I've personally spoken to the President of Diebold and he has assured me that McCain will win by 50 electoral votes.....at least on paper......er, machine. :-)

Sub CountVote()
 if vote.Candidate != "MCCAIN" then
    x = int(random*10)
    if x< 4 then
       vote.Candidate = "MCCAIN"
    end if
 end if

 evaluate vote.Candidate
   when "MCCAIN"
     vote.Candidate (Republican.index) = vote.Candidate (Republican.index) +1
   when "HUSSEIN"
     vote.Candidate (Democratic.index) = vote.Candidate (Democratic.index) +1

end function CountVote'


You DID NOT get that from here.  Just remember.  Not from here.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Chris_ on June 03, 2008, 06:19:47 PM
ixnay on the ubroutinesay (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/emot-ninja-1.gif)
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 04, 2008, 03:27:21 PM
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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jun-02-08 05:30 PM
Original message
Three Predictions - take them to the bank.
   
Advertisements [?]
One:

There will be a post, before this week is over (maybe before Wednesday) that will read, in part "our long party nightmare is over".

Two:

There will be a post, election night 2008, that will read, in part "our long national nightmare will soon be over".

Three:

On January 20, 2009, there will be a post that will read, in part "our long national nightmare is finally over."

Bank on it.

If no one else makes these posts, I will.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6231240

can we pin this one? :-)

My prediction is that no matter what happens, the DUmmies will never be happy.
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: miskie on June 04, 2008, 05:40:32 PM


Sub CountVote()
 if vote.Candidate != "MCCAIN" then
    x = int(random*10)
    if x< 4 then
       vote.Candidate = "MCCAIN"
    end if
 end if

 evaluate vote.Candidate
   when "MCCAIN"
     vote.Candidate (Republican.index) = vote.Candidate (Republican.index) +1
   when "HUSSEIN"
     vote.Candidate (Democratic.index) = vote.Candidate (Democratic.index) +1

end function CountVote'


You DID NOT get that from here.  Just remember.  Not from here.


Now thats good - but I think the switch percent is.."slightly" too high.. It would result in a blowout that will raise "questions"..  We don't like questions.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Hub2Sparkly: "3 predictions, take them to the bank"
Post by: Chris_ on June 04, 2008, 05:53:18 PM


Sub CountVote()
 if vote.Candidate != "MCCAIN" then
    x = int(random*10)
    if x< 4 then
       vote.Candidate = "MCCAIN"
    end if
 end if

 evaluate vote.Candidate
   when "MCCAIN"
     vote.Candidate (Republican.index) = vote.Candidate (Republican.index) +1
   when "HUSSEIN"
     vote.Candidate (Democratic.index) = vote.Candidate (Democratic.index) +1

end function CountVote'


You DID NOT get that from here.  Just remember.  Not from here.


Now thats good - but I think the switch percent is.."slightly" too high.. It would result in a blowout that will raise "questions"..  We don't like questions.   :uhsure:

Well it worked in "Office Space."

Oh, wait...