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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on December 22, 2012, 01:03:18 PM

Title: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 22, 2012, 01:03:18 PM
Lonnie the DU liberal: Someone just died from getting shot by a riffle. Riffles are killing people!!!! We must ban riffles!!!!

Bystander: Someone else just died from getting shot by a semi-auto pistol.

Lonnie the DU liberal: Pisstols are killing people!!!! We must ban pisstols!!!

Bystander: Someone else just died from getting shot by a revolver.

Lonnie the DU liberal: Reevolvers are killing people!!!! We must ban reevolvers!!!!

Bystander: Someone else just died from having homosexual sex with a homosexual with AIDs.

Lonnie the DU liberal: Bystander is a homophobe. We must ban Bystander!!!
Title: Re: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: Maxiest on December 22, 2012, 02:13:46 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: jukin on December 22, 2012, 02:58:23 PM
Wanton dirt poking by homos has killed more people than all of the gun homicides in the USA.

If the DUchebags really wanted to stop killing they would ban homos.
Title: Re: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2012, 03:52:46 PM
Quote from: jukin on December 22, 2012, 02:58:23 PM
Wanton dirt poking by homos has killed more people than all of the gun homicides in the USA.

If the DUchebags really wanted to stop killing they would ban homos.

Oh, I dunno. It's sort of like the gangbangers shooting one another in gun-free Chicago.
Title: Re: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: Carl on December 22, 2012, 04:30:52 PM
Remember the DUmbass constitution reads...

We the people have the right to murder the innocent unborn at our whim.
The end.
Title: Re: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 22, 2012, 06:00:44 PM
Quote from: Carl on December 22, 2012, 04:30:52 PM
Remember the DUmbass constitution reads...

We the people have the right to murder the innocent unborn at our whim.
The end.

That is one I should have added so here it is...

Bystander: Millions of innocent babies have died at the hands of abortion doctors.

Lonnie the DU liberal: Grab some guns or something!!! We must kill Bystander!!!
Title: Re: DU, guns, and killing
Post by: Maxiest on December 22, 2012, 09:12:01 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2012, 03:52:46 PM
Oh, I dunno. It's sort of like the gangbangers shooting one another in gun-free Chicago.

Darwinism at it's finest.