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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on December 21, 2012, 08:57:28 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018262661
Oh my.
I can't think of any other reason for this, other than that the Taverner primitive got fired.
Taverner (51,163 posts) Fri Dec 21, 2012, 07:17 PM
I AM FREE!!!! ****ING FREE!!!!
No money, but NO WORK!!!
NO BOSSES!!!
JUST ME, THE KIDS, THE WIFEY and MY RECORDING STUDIO!!!!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
CaliforniaPeggy (101,118 posts) Fri Dec 21, 2012, 08:36 PM
3. Good luck, my dear Taverner!
I hope you have much success with your recording studio!
rurallib (29,966 posts) Fri Dec 21, 2012, 09:40 PM
5. Sounds like your life's dream - make the best of it for all who can't!
I still bet he got fired.
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Congratulations, loser.
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Only a DUmmy would celebrate losing a job in such a fashion.
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Only a DUmmy would celebrate losing a job in such a fashion.
Of course.
This guy's resume probably looks like a slice of Swiss cheese.
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Only a DUmmy would celebrate losing a job in such a fashion.
I'll bet he's first in line at the unemployment office in Oakland Monday morning.
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I'll bet he's first in line at the unemployment office in Oakland Monday morning.
They're closed. :-)
Tav's going to loose at least a week of UI because of the holiday.
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Well, I think carwashes hire by the day. When they leave, technically they have no job until they show up the next day.
I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that.
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I'll bet he's first in line at the unemployment office in Oakland Monday morning.
Rather than start looking for a job say, tomorrow morning. That's what I would do. But dare I say, I suspect I have a different work ethic.
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They're closed. :-)
Tav's going to loose at least a week of UI because of the holiday.
And just wait for a post with him bitching about that.
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And just wait for a post with him bitching about that.
He's in California, so they'll probably give him a check anyway.
What a shitbag.
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Rather than start looking for a job say, tomorrow morning. That's what I would do. But dare I say, I suspect I have a different work ethic.
The guy's 40+ years old, about twenty years slow in growing up.
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I had a nightmare last night about losing my job and having to find a new one in this Barack O-conomy. I felt terrible when I woke up.
This dumbass will most likely sponge off the wife, family, and gummit until the last minute.
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I had a nightmare last night about losing my job and having to find a new one in this Barack O-conomy. I felt terrible when I woke up.
This dumbass will most likely sponge off the wife, family, and gummit until the last minute.
Has anyone ever heard his music?
I'm sure the Taverner primitive's posted some of it before, but I didn't pay attention, for obvious reasons.
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Has anyone ever heard his music?
I'm sure the Taverner primitive's posted some of it before, but I didn't pay attention, for obvious reasons.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.
Yeah, it sucks.
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.
Yeah, it sucks.
So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
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So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
He's not fit to clean Cat Stevens' toilet bowl.
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.
Yeah, it sucks.
It's the same 3 or 4 notes over and over again.
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Rather than start looking for a job say, tomorrow morning. That's what I would do. But dare I say, I suspect I have a different work ethic.
My brother, the moonbat, lost his job last Christmas. He hasn't applied for a job yet. He is 51 years old, lives with my dad, my dad's wife and my 99 year old grandma (she had to move in with my dad when she could no longer be by herself at her farm).
He collected the maximum weeks of unemployment in NE plus a small severance from his last employment. His unemployment ended months ago. My grandma gave him $30 "just because" and he told my mom, "that will be another book at Half Price Books" (there is a great half price bookstore close to where I used to live and where my mom currently lives). He is coming for Christmas, actually he got in last night, and he goes there first thing. My mom got pissed and told him "YOU DON'T HAVE AN F'ING job, I don't think you should be blowing $30 on yet another book."
He replied, "Between my severance (which was a few weeks of pay) and my unemployment, I made more than I did last year." That is his logic, he has no job prospects, no savings, no retirement and bills coming out his ass but has bought a new Mac among other things since he has lost his job but has yet to even seriously look for a job. He would be living on the street if it weren't for my Dad.
I don't get moonbats, they are wired differently.
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$30 for a book? That's what McKay's is for.
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$30 for a book? That's what McKay's is for.
He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.
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He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.
A coffee table book about coffee tables... at least my brother cooks people's dinner for them.
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He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.
I wonder if he is like the guy from Throw Mama from the train who made a coffee table book full of pictures of women he'd like to sleep with. :-)
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I clicked on his link, it sounds like music from a bad 80's movie or porn.
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I wonder if he is like the guy from Throw Mama from the train who made a coffee table book full of pictures of women he'd like to sleep with. :-)
No he wants to copy other "artists" (and I use that term loosely). Like the piss Christ guy but with a twist. Like put a crucifix in a jar of Mountain Dew instead of piss and give it some name close to piss Christ but something he thinks is clever. Like most moonbats, he isn't very original.
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No he wants to copy other "artists" (and I use that term loosely). Like the piss Christ guy but with a twist. Like put a crucifix in a jar of Mountain Dew instead of piss and give it some name close to piss Christ but something he thinks is clever. Like most moonbats, he isn't very original.
Maybe he can copy Glenn Beck with his piss 0bama. :-)
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:rotf:
That's what you get, ****er.
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Typical DUmmy... a 40-year-old child.
Must be nice having Mommy take care of you.
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I have had three jobs in the past 7 years most of them this year and I still have job apps out and I'm not giving up and laying around like some drug addled Dump monkey
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.
Yeah, it sucks.
My three year old farts better music than that.
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I have had three jobs in the past 7 years most of them this year and I still have job apps out and I'm not giving up and laying around like some drug addled Dump monkey
You have work ethic.
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You have work ethic.
Sadly the people with a work ethic will get the joy of providing more and more for those who don't. Meanwhile we will find it harder and harder to make ends meet but at least the DUmmies will get their pot and cheeots rations. :mental:
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I've had four jobs since 2005. I left two of them because I got a better job somewhere else and one because I was laid off. Every time, I found a better job. My current job, I was asked to interview for... I didn't go looking for them, they came to me. I'm making more money now than I've ever made and am pretty secure. Either way, I'm doing a hell of a lot better than I was those many years ago.
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I've had four jobs since 2005. I left two of them because I got a better job somewhere else and one because I was laid off. Every time, I found a better job. My current job, I was asked to interview for... I didn't go looking for them, they came to me. I'm making more money now than I've ever made and am pretty secure. Either way, I'm doing a hell of a lot better than I was those many years ago.
Sacrifice a virgin to Lord Obama or your luck will run out!
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You have work ethic.
I know and sometimes it sucks but I have to work.
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Sacrifice a virgin to Lord Obama or your luck will run out!
Good luck finding one in this town.
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Sacrifice a virgin to Lord Obama or your luck will run out!
Virgins are in shorter supply than jobs. :-)
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Good luck finding one in this town.
I'm sure steve numbers is free maybe you could sacrifice him. :-)
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Badly recorded, poorly mixed... it sounds like a third-rate "Huey Lewis and the News" or something that would be on a very bad children's commercial, possibly advertising stale cereal with no toy inside.
Yeah, it sucks.
It sounds like some synthesized junk overplaying a person who only knows one chord strumming a guitar.
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Taverner (51,163 posts) Fri Dec 21, 2012, 07:17 PM
I AM FREE!!!! ****ING FREE!!!!
No money, but NO WORK!!!
NO BOSSES!!!
JUST ME, THE KIDS, THE WIFEY and MY RECORDING STUDIO!!!!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84808219/chopwaves.mp3
Taverner. I watch for your posts because I laugh at your pathetic life.
I know you and you cannot fool me. YOUR WIFE AND KIDS LEFT YOU. You chose drugs over them.
And your "Freedom" is the result of your being unemployable (you were fired again).
Hate you call you out, but I'll console myself with the fact that you are a lazy addicted bum.
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Well, I think carwashes hire by the day. When they leave, technically they have no job until they show up the next day.
I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that.
I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that PERIOD.
There, fixed it for you.
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He likes crappy art books. All he has ever wanted to do is make a coffee table book...that no one will ever buy.
I know the type....
...unfortunately and yes, they are wired very, very differently.
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I very much doubt that an IV drug addict like DUmmy Taverner could hold a job of any more responsibility than that PERIOD.
There, fixed it for you.
Allways something to do do under the table if you want to work for it.
Yard work in the summer, winter time comes and in snow country the traveling trucks that want to snow rake off the roofs of homes for $20.00.
House cleaners that come in once a week for an hour to wash floors and bathrooms for cash. Heck if they charge $10.00 an hour and have have to work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, they can clean up big time. Say 7 customers at one hour each 6 days a week ===$420.00 a week tax free. $1600 + a month - expenses or
a good haul to a family that pays no tax's on the home grown business.
There is a neighbor retired with a ride on mower that mows 6-7 yards each week for $10.00 , sounds like chump change but at that price he gets $320 a month under the table for at least 4 months of the year. Close to $1300 tax free.
Got to actually work for under the table money, in the Southern city's the poor that can afford a truck roam the streets looking for trash thrown out, old appliances , old furniture etc and can make a bit of money for their time.
They go by word of mouth to find those being evicted from their homes or apartments and sit like vultures watching what will be thrown out.
Cash is difficult to track, and for some reason if you are willing to work for it at low prices building up more and more customers soon there is work for family and friends that one can subcontract to. All tax free.
Not that I advocate cheating the Government of its taxes, just that I notice that some down on their luck started out this way and became well known company's that today pay up the Butt taxes.
Once one learns how to work their Ass off for low wages and build on that experience then they can become successful. Just my take on things I have seen, American Ingenuity cannot be discounted.
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It sounds like some synthesized junk overplaying a person who only knows one chord strumming a guitar.
The myth that heavy drug use makes you a better musician: BUSTED!
DAMN! That was HORRIBLE! Yoko Ono screeching "Macarthur Park" might be slightly worse, but it would be a close race. God help me I never want hear anything that bad again.
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Hate you call you out, but I'll console myself with the fact that you are a lazy addicted bum.
Not me. That's pretty much what I was thinking.
:rotf:
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So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
Its him playing an acoustic guitar.....badly,over dubbed with I'm assuming him playing an electric guitar which he obviously employs the distortion pedal to cover up his bad playing.
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I think I'll use the combined experiences of y'all who have gone to his link, and not bother. :-)
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So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
Well, he's an intravenous drug-addicted parasitic DUmpmonkey with almost no functioning brain cells, but he isn't a muslim.
So Taverner is a far better human being than Cat Stevens.
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Playing bad music and over dubbing that with more bad music does not a John Lennon or Jimi Hendrix make.
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So the guy's no Cat Stevens, I take it.
Judging from the comments here, he probably sounds more "horny tomcat" than "Cat Stevens."
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It sounded to me like he recorded a rift that was 5 or 6 seconds long then looped it for however many minutes the 'song' lasted. Then on top of the looped rift he dubbed some additional but similar rift. The initial looped rift was grating. I assume it was supposed to be in the background, but its volume is much too loud. The additional rift that he dubbed is basically as grating as the first but is much quieter. At least it seems to slightly less redundant than the background rift.
I don't know much about music or recorded so I may be wrong. It's just my take.
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Who's going to be paying the bills for him, the kids and wifey?
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Who's going to be paying the bills for him, the kids and wifey?
You and I.
After you and I run out of money, I dunno who.
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He's not fit to clean Cat Stevens' toilet bowl.
Wouldn't that more accurately be "Yusuf Islam's bowl of rocks" ?
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Who's going to be paying the bills for him, the kids and wifey?
I'm betting he will start dealing drugs out of his recording studio.
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It sounded to me like he recorded a rift that was 5 or 6 seconds long then looped it for however many minutes the 'song' lasted. Then on top of the looped rift he dubbed some additional but similar rift. The initial looped rift was grating. I assume it was supposed to be in the background, but its volume is much too loud. The additional rift that he dubbed is basically as grating as the first but is much quieter. At least it seems to slightly less redundant than the background rift.
I don't know much about music or recorded so I may be wrong. It's just my take.
It might have been better if they had all been playing the same song. But not much.
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I'm betting he will start dealing drugs out of his recording studio.
That would fall under the 'Given' column in a basic, tenth-grade math proof.
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And they wonder why people like me have no tolerance or patience for people like him.
Scoobie is right--there really IS a zombie apocalypse going on now.
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I'm betting he will start dealing drugs out of his recording studio.
Start, Start, sounds like he has been doing this for far too many years.
So much like my son when he bought his first electric guitar. He naturally could not read music but felt he could fake it.
So he begins this with the opening cords to Smoke On The Water, He in the Attic drove the rest of the family NUTS playing this over and over again for DAYS. Da da da, da te da da. We were waiting for the next cords to come and we were about to put Fire in the Sky's on him.
We tried to tell him that one cannot bake a cake if one cannot read the recipe. Well youth, their idea that one can do what the experts do with out allot of training and hard work.
This recording sounds like a few kids who were just a ONE Note Johnnie's came in to " pluck their magic twangier" shake their long hair around and wiggle their hips and expect to make some money out of it.
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I guess shooting up in the company restroom wasn't such a good idea after all.
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I guess shooting up in the company restroom wasn't such a good idea after all.
At any place that would hire this DUmpmonkey, shooting up in the men's room wouldn't raise an eyebrow.
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Heard :20 seconds of it. That sucked.
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It's the same 3 or 4 notes over and over again.
Wow. That really sucked.
Do you actually have to know how to play a guitar to hit the same 3 notes over and over again?
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It sounds like a sucky song intro played on repeat.
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It sounds like a sucky song intro played on repeat.
Bingo! I was waiting or a solo, at least. I wonder what the lyrics would sound like.
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He didn't get a lot of replies, and only 4 recs. I wonder if on some level, the DUmmies understand that an OP that says "No money"....followed by "kids" is not a reason to celebrate.
However, I believe his wife took the kids and left. He never returned to his thread since Friday. Maybe he OD'd.
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He didn't get a lot of replies, and only 4 recs. I wonder if on some level, the DUmmies understand that an OP that says "No money"....followed by "kids" is not a reason to celebrate.
However, I believe his wife took the kids and left. He never returned to his thread since Friday. Maybe he OD'd.
It would be a Christmas miracle!