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Title: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2008, 10:09:24 PM
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5goXN0rCmKKoSp9ercvHMWoR2-PQgD912AJOG0
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Robert C. Byrd was hospitalized Monday night at his doctor's urging after suffering from lethargy and sluggishness at the Capitol and, later, at his home, a spokesman for the 90-year-old Democrat said.

Press secretary Jesse L. Jacobs said the West Virginia senator would be in the hospital overnight for observation.

KKK groups across the country have been meeting in vigils for their leader.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Rebel on June 02, 2008, 10:10:18 PM
David Duke is going to be sad.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Lord Undies on June 02, 2008, 10:14:36 PM
I knew Obama's nomination would kill him. 
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: jendf on June 02, 2008, 10:18:23 PM
I knew Obama's nomination would kill him. 

 :rotf:  :-)
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 02, 2008, 10:48:39 PM
Even in illness, Sheets did the liberal thing and voted not to debate a climate bill before going to the hopsital. Now, he has another reason to live, to make it to see Juan defeat Barack Hussein Obama in November.

In the DUmp traiditon, I will light a candle in Sheet's name - a white candle, of course.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Rebel on June 02, 2008, 11:08:15 PM
Even in illness, Sheets did the liberal thing and voted not to debate a climate bill before going to the hopsital. Now, he has another reason to live, to make it to see Juan defeat Barack Hussein Obama in November.

In the DUmp traiditon, I will light a candle in Sheet's name - a white candle, of course.

Have any in the shape of a cross?
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: jtyangel on June 03, 2008, 05:59:36 AM
I knew Obama's nomination would kill him. 

Hi5 for that Undies.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 03, 2008, 06:26:57 AM
Will the hospital charge extra for having to change two sets of sheets everyday?
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Chris_ on June 03, 2008, 07:39:56 AM
Will the hospital charge extra for having to change two sets of sheets everyday?
Nah, he has plenty of his own he can bring in.
 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Lord Undies on June 03, 2008, 07:44:26 AM
Will the hospital charge extra for having to change two sets of sheets everyday?

The big problem is he keeps cutting out eye holes.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Chris_ on June 03, 2008, 07:50:07 AM
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/cleavon_little-klan_outfit.jpg)
"Sheets" Byrd discovers the true nature of "Brother" Obama for the first time.
 :-)
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: asdf2231 on June 03, 2008, 08:00:33 AM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Robert C. Byrd was hospitalized Monday night at his doctor's urging after suffering from lethargy and sluggishness at the Capitol and, later, at his home, a spokesman for the 90-year-old Democrat said.

Press secretary Jesse L. Jacobs said the West Virginia senator would be in the hospital overnight for observation.

How the hell could they detect a difference.  The guy just sort of sat there in his Depends drooling on his shoulder 90% of the time.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 08:42:29 AM
I saw last night that his in home sitter noticed a difference in him.  This led me to ask.....

Should we have 90 year olds who need a in home sitter running the country?
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Lacarnut on June 03, 2008, 08:46:34 AM
Will the hospital charge extra for having to change two sets of sheets everyday?

The big problem is he keeps cutting out eye holes.

My laugh for the day; H5
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: jendf on June 03, 2008, 09:10:22 AM
I saw last night that his in home sitter noticed a difference in him.  This led me to ask.....

Should we have 90 year olds who need a in home sitter running the country?

Yeah, that's when priorities should really be evaluated.
Title: Re: Sheets Byrd Hosptalized
Post by: Chris_ on June 03, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
I saw last night that his in home sitter noticed a difference in him.  This led me to ask.....

Should we have 90 year olds who need a in home sitter running the country?
I dunno, maybe someone keeping an eye on them would be a good thingy.  Might have eliminated some of the "problems" with Bubba Drop-drawers.