Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)
I want all assault rifle owners to turn them in, possession of them made a felony
I won't be happy with just an assault weapons ban, I want all the people who currently own them to give them up. You can have all the damn squirrel guns, shotguns, hunting rifles, revolvers, pistols or pop guns you want, but no civilian needs a ****ing assault weapon.
And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.
You can keep your Bibles, and you can keep your religion, and you can keep your pornography and you can keep your paranoia and your racism and your hatred too, but you have to give up your precious, masturbatory assault machine guns.
It should be the law of the land. All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:10 PM
atreides1 (9,887 posts)
4. And as my mother used to tell me.
The devils in hell want ice water!
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:11 PM
Taverner (51,156 posts)
5. The only way you could do that, without armed insurrection, would be to buy them back
And GENEROUSLY buy them back
That's what Australia did
They paid up to triple MSRP to buy them back
Response to Philosoraptor (Original post)That's the same thing as an assault riffle, right?
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:22 PM
AZ Progressive (233 posts)
11. Assault Rifles like the AR-15 anyway can be easily converted into automatic
Not even semi-automatic assault rifles should be permitted.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:34 PM
Recursion (19,758 posts)
16. They can be converted into helicopters too
It's terrifying.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:26 PM
Lizzie Poppet (1,264 posts)
13. Can't always get what you want.
I think a noted British philosopher once said something along those lines...
As for the rest of your screed, virtually nothing in it bears the slightest resemblance to reality. Hard to know where to start.
First, the ATF is not the military. They have nothing to do with each other, and the latter is forbidden by law to act in matters of domestic law enforcement. That law exists for a damn good reason.
Next, the military isn't the "well regulated militia." One can make the case that the National Guard is part of the militia, but the regular military is just that: the regular military. They're not the same thing.
As for "my" Bibles, religion, pornography, paranoia, and hated, I have none of the above. I'm an atheist, a rather hard-core liberal (a confirmed socialist), a feminist, and my mental health's just fine, thanks. Keep your inane, borderline-slanderous assumptions to yourself, pal.
Loved this gem: "assault machine guns." You really don't know the first thing about firearms, do you?
Oh, and one last thing: "All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do." No, not really. They have plenty of their own. Civilians don't have "assault rifles," save in very, very small numbers. They have millions of semi-automatic rifles and carbines that look like actual assault rifles, but don't actually operate like assault rifles (which can fire in fully-automatic mode, like a machine gun; the civilian ones can't).
Still, as uninformed-but-hysterical rants go, that one was top notch. I'm sure you feel much better now...
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 06:23 PM
Rosco T. (5,767 posts)
30. Suggest you look up the concept of an "ex post facto" law
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then Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3
then rethink
And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.
It should be the law of the land. All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do.
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)
I want all assault rifle owners to turn them in, possession of them made a felony
I won't be happy with just an assault weapons ban, I want all the people who currently own them to give them up. You can have all the damn squirrel guns, shotguns, hunting rifles, revolvers, pistols or pop guns you want, but no civilian needs a ****ing assault weapon.
And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.
You can keep your Bibles, and you can keep your religion, and you can keep your pornography and you can keep your paranoia and your racism and your hatred too, but you have to give up your precious, masturbatory assault machine guns.
It should be the law of the land. All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:11 PM
Taverner (51,156 posts)
5. The only way you could do that, without armed insurrection, would be to buy them back
And GENEROUSLY buy them back
That's what Australia did
They paid up to triple MSRP to buy them back
I see MoPaul the mental patient who fits the serial killer profile (as he admitted himself), has no problem ordering the ATF to confiscate guns. Socialists are real brave when its someone else's life on the line.
MoPaul, stand up and join the Obama youth corps! Lead a group of brainwashed kids and confiscate guns yourself!
and why wait? Do it now. you need no stinking badge or the rule of law. Just walk down the street, break into homes and confiscate weapons. You're a socialist, you can do these things right?
>Sings<
Onward and upward the socialist brand!
We'll spread Obama's rule across the land!
Reeducate your sons and daughters,
Lead then in glorious slaughters...
and they'll sing in enlightened praise,
Well done! Well done! Oh La La!
Sons of Obama!
H5 for the bolded. Would that be a tenor or a bass, singing that?Tenor, real men sing baritone.
He thinks I wouldn't blow away a socialist in a wheelchair who showed up to take my guns?
He must think we're some of those 'compassionate' conservatives.
I'm not one.
Might be fun to roll him down a long hill into a pit of hungry caimans, possible viral video material there.
I think mopaul should start his campaign by targeting all of the unlicensed, untraceable firearms that can be found within inner cities.That would be racist.
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)
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And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)
I won't be happy
Dear DUmmie MoPaul.....
I'm now wondering how the phalloscraping primitive got overlooked in nominations for top primitives this year.
I hope I'll remember him next year.....that is, if he doesn't end up spending most of 2013 in one of those big buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and can't hang around with the other primitives.
I'm now wondering how the phalloscraping primitive got overlooked in nominations for top primitives this year.
I hope I'll remember him next year.....that is, if he doesn't end up spending most of 2013 in one of those big buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and can't hang around with the other primitives.
I don't really think DUmmie MoPaul distinguished himself throughout the year. Maybe it is simply that the Hop-Frog primitive, the hopped up bald dwarf, captures so much of both ours and the DUmmies attentions that old standards have to adapt or be left behind.
Hopefully, MoPaul is starting now for next year, feeling left out of the awards so far. He's really only been trying in the last week or so.
Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.
He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year. He's only recently back.
Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.Well, there you go. As conservatives we aren't going to dispense unearned rewards.
He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year. He's only recently back.
Did the address involve a prisoner number?More likely a straight jacket...
Did the address involve a prisoner number?
No, but apparently it did involve one of those funny shirts where one can't stick one's hands and arms all the way through.
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?
That would be racist.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/sideways_gun_sight.jpg)