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Title: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2012, 05:49:13 PM
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)

I want all assault rifle owners to turn them in, possession of them made a felony
I won't be happy with just an assault weapons ban, I want all the people who currently own them to give them up. You can have all the damn squirrel guns, shotguns, hunting rifles, revolvers, pistols or pop guns you want, but no civilian needs a ****ing assault weapon.

And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.

You can keep your Bibles, and you can keep your religion, and you can keep your pornography and you can keep your paranoia and your racism and your hatred too, but you have to give up your precious, masturbatory assault machine guns.

It should be the law of the land. All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022050448#post17
Okay! You heard the man. Cough 'em up!

What DUmmy mopaul wants, DUmmy mopaul gets!

I wonder what DUmpmonkeys would think if you took an AR-15 and replaced every bit of cheap ugly plastic with extra-fancy walnut.

Would it still be an assault riffle?
 

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Response to Philosoraptor (Original post)
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:10 PM
atreides1 (9,887 posts)
4. And as my mother used to tell me.

The devils in hell want ice water!


 
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:11 PM
 Taverner (51,156 posts)
5. The only way you could do that, without armed insurrection, would be to buy them back

And GENEROUSLY buy them back

That's what Australia did

They paid up to triple MSRP to buy them back

I'm sure that would work.

If you offer triple market price for any gun someone wants to get rid of, you'd hurt the gun show business, but nothing else.


The DUmp has a weapons expert:
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Response to Philosoraptor (Original post)
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:22 PM
AZ Progressive (233 posts)
11. Assault Rifles like the AR-15 anyway can be easily converted into automatic

Not even semi-automatic assault rifles should be permitted.
That's the same thing as an assault riffle, right?

And all you need to do is file down that little sear thingy, right?


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Response to AZ Progressive (Reply #11)
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:34 PM
Recursion (19,758 posts)
16. They can be converted into helicopters too

It's terrifying.



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Response to Philosoraptor (Original post)
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:26 PM
Lizzie Poppet (1,264 posts)
13. Can't always get what you want.

I think a noted British philosopher once said something along those lines...

As for the rest of your screed, virtually nothing in it bears the slightest resemblance to reality. Hard to know where to start.

First, the ATF is not the military. They have nothing to do with each other, and the latter is forbidden by law to act in matters of domestic law enforcement. That law exists for a damn good reason.

Next, the military isn't the "well regulated militia." One can make the case that the National Guard is part of the militia, but the regular military is just that: the regular military. They're not the same thing.

As for "my" Bibles, religion, pornography, paranoia, and hated, I have none of the above. I'm an atheist, a rather hard-core liberal (a confirmed socialist), a feminist, and my mental health's just fine, thanks. Keep your inane, borderline-slanderous assumptions to yourself, pal.

Loved this gem: "assault machine guns." You really don't know the first thing about firearms, do you?

Oh, and one last thing: "All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do." No, not really. They have plenty of their own. Civilians don't have "assault rifles," save in very, very small numbers. They have millions of semi-automatic rifles and carbines that look like actual assault rifles, but don't actually operate like assault rifles (which can fire in fully-automatic mode, like a machine gun; the civilian ones can't).

Still, as uninformed-but-hysterical rants go, that one was top notch. I'm sure you feel much better now...



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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 06:23 PM
 Rosco T. (5,767 posts)
30. Suggest you look up the concept of an "ex post facto" law

Last edited Fri Dec 21, 2012, 06:24 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

then Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3

then rethink

Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: miskie on December 21, 2012, 05:59:02 PM
Quote from: Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)

And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.

It should be the law of the land. All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do.


(http://i.qkme.me/360pvg.jpg)

I'm not certain, Philosoraptor - but I think I know of something that is..
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Airwolf on December 21, 2012, 06:18:32 PM
How about we use your head for a bowling ball just for shits and giggles mopaul? It doesn't seem to be usefull for anything but to keep your hat on .  
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Skul on December 21, 2012, 06:28:54 PM
Paint mopauls head green.
Place a call to Gallagher's agent.
Sit back, and enjoy.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
You know your shit's weak when even the other DUmmies fisk it.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 21, 2012, 06:33:17 PM
I see MoPaul the mental patient who fits the serial killer profile (as he admitted himself), has no problem ordering the ATF to confiscate guns. Socialists are real brave when its someone else's life on the line.

MoPaul, stand up and join the Obama youth corps! Lead a group of brainwashed kids and confiscate guns yourself!
and why wait? Do it now. you need no stinking badge or the rule of law. Just walk down the street, break into homes and confiscate weapons. You're a socialist, you can do these things right?

>Sings<
Onward and upward the socialist brand!
We'll spread Obama's rule across the land!
Reeducate your sons and daughters,
Lead then in glorious slaughters...
and they'll sing in enlightened praise,

Well done! Well done! Oh La La!
Sons of Obama!
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 21, 2012, 06:45:04 PM
OMG, mopaul is making demands.  We better obey.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 21, 2012, 06:47:40 PM
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)

I want all assault rifle owners to turn them in, possession of them made a felony
I won't be happy with just an assault weapons ban, I want all the people who currently own them to give them up. You can have all the damn squirrel guns, shotguns, hunting rifles, revolvers, pistols or pop guns you want, but no civilian needs a ****ing assault weapon.

And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.

You can keep your Bibles, and you can keep your religion, and you can keep your pornography and you can keep your paranoia and your racism and your hatred too, but you have to give up your precious, masturbatory assault machine guns.

It should be the law of the land. All civilians turn in your assault rifles, voluntarily, patriotically, peacefully, you don't need them, our soldiers do.

Aaaaaw. Poor wittle dummie wants. Poor wittle dummie is gonna type on his keyboard until poor wittle dummie gets what it wants. Poor wittle dummie thinks he so important and scary.

                                                                        :crybaby:


Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Tucker on December 21, 2012, 07:07:44 PM
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Response to Philosoraptor (Original post)
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:11 PM
 Taverner (51,156 posts)
5. The only way you could do that, without armed insurrection, would be to buy them back

And GENEROUSLY buy them back

That's what Australia did

They paid up to triple MSRP to buy them back

Even obama doesn't have that much money.

Magpul Pmags, selling for 10.00 each last week, are now selling for 80.00 each. If you can find them.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 22, 2012, 07:21:55 AM
I see MoPaul the mental patient who fits the serial killer profile (as he admitted himself), has no problem ordering the ATF to confiscate guns. Socialists are real brave when its someone else's life on the line.

MoPaul, stand up and join the Obama youth corps! Lead a group of brainwashed kids and confiscate guns yourself!
and why wait? Do it now. you need no stinking badge or the rule of law. Just walk down the street, break into homes and confiscate weapons. You're a socialist, you can do these things right?

>Sings<
Onward and upward the socialist brand!
We'll spread Obama's rule across the land!
Reeducate your sons and daughters,
Lead then in glorious slaughters...
and they'll sing in enlightened praise,

Well done! Well done! Oh La La!
Sons of Obama!


H5 for the bolded.  Would that be a tenor or a bass, singing that?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Skul on December 22, 2012, 07:32:38 AM
H5 for the bolded.  Would that be a tenor or a bass, singing that?
Tenor, real men sing baritone.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 22, 2012, 07:35:09 AM
Tenor. It was sung to the tune from Mary Poppins, Sister Suffragette
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvk1NZDFvZU[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Carl on December 22, 2012, 09:28:56 AM
Which side would have been helping load the trains DUmbasses?
You mini tyrants are the reason the 2nd Amendment was written.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: BadCat on December 22, 2012, 10:21:22 AM
He thinks I wouldn't blow away a socialist in a wheelchair who showed up to take my guns?

He must think we're some of those 'compassionate' conservatives.

I'm not one.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2012, 10:33:57 AM
He thinks I wouldn't blow away a socialist in a wheelchair who showed up to take my guns?

He must think we're some of those 'compassionate' conservatives.

I'm not one.

Might be fun to roll him down a long hill into a pit of hungry caimans, possible viral video material there.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Tucker on December 22, 2012, 10:42:50 AM
Might be fun to roll him down a long hill into a pit of hungry caimans, possible viral video material there.

When his rotten ass poisons the caimans, we use them for a new pair of boots.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2012, 10:51:28 AM
Sounds like a plan!

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: wasp69 on December 22, 2012, 11:48:46 AM
Gee, I wonder why it is this sniveling pissant received so much "attention" from the other children.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: miskie on December 22, 2012, 03:16:52 PM
I think mopaul should start his campaign by targeting all of the unlicensed, untraceable firearms that can be found within inner cities.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2012, 04:00:49 PM
I think mopaul should start his campaign by targeting all of the unlicensed, untraceable firearms that can be found within inner cities.
That would be racist.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/sideways_gun_sight.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: LC EFA on December 22, 2012, 04:05:29 PM
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)

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And when the ATF shows up for you to voluntarily give up your military assault weapons, you'd better damn well not pull a david koresh branch davidian stunt, because our constitutionally guaranteed, well regulated militia, the U.S. Army has more guns than anyone else.

...

This is the kind of stupid you get for assuming that groups of people you know nothing about will behave in the same manner that you yourself do.

Assuming that the military will behave as you leftist pukes do - behaving as a mindless myrmidons obeying every order passed down from Ear Leader no matter the legality of said order - is a sure-fire recipe for disaster in a free society.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 05:09:36 PM
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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
Philosoraptor (15,004 posts)

I won't be happy

Dear DUmmie MoPaul

You could have simply typed that and stopped. It says everything about you.

You are welcome.

DN

PS: This applies to any DUmmie at any time. Those are your three magic words that tells the world about you.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Dear DUmmie MoPaul.....

I'm now wondering how the phalloscraping primitive got overlooked in nominations for top primitives this year.

I hope I'll remember him next year.....that is, if he doesn't end up spending most of 2013 in one of those big buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and can't hang around with the other primitives.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Tucker on December 22, 2012, 05:37:23 PM
I'm now wondering how the phalloscraping primitive got overlooked in nominations for top primitives this year.

I hope I'll remember him next year.....that is, if he doesn't end up spending most of 2013 in one of those big buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and can't hang around with the other primitives.

Take away his few rants and he had a quiet year.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 05:45:05 PM
I'm now wondering how the phalloscraping primitive got overlooked in nominations for top primitives this year.

I hope I'll remember him next year.....that is, if he doesn't end up spending most of 2013 in one of those big buildings with small rooms and soft walls, and can't hang around with the other primitives.

I don't really think DUmmie MoPaul distinguished himself throughout the year.  Maybe it is simply that the Hop-Frog primitive, the hopped up bald dwarf, captures so much of both ours and the DUmmies attentions that old standards have to adapt or be left behind.

Hopefully, MoPaul is starting now for next year, feeling left out of the awards so far. He's really only been trying in the last week or so.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 05:47:46 PM
I don't really think DUmmie MoPaul distinguished himself throughout the year.  Maybe it is simply that the Hop-Frog primitive, the hopped up bald dwarf, captures so much of both ours and the DUmmies attentions that old standards have to adapt or be left behind.

Hopefully, MoPaul is starting now for next year, feeling left out of the awards so far. He's really only been trying in the last week or so.

Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.

He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year.  He's only recently back.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Mike220 on December 22, 2012, 05:53:37 PM
Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.

He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year.  He's only recently back.

Did the address involve a prisoner number?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 05:55:19 PM
Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.

He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year.  He's only recently back.
Well, there you go. As conservatives we aren't going to dispense unearned rewards.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 22, 2012, 06:02:12 PM
Did the address involve a prisoner number?
More likely a straight jacket...
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 06:02:31 PM
Did the address involve a prisoner number?

No, but apparently it did involve one of those funny shirts where one can't stick one's hands and arms all the way through.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Mike220 on December 22, 2012, 06:06:04 PM
No, but apparently it did involve one of those funny shirts where one can't stick one's hands and arms all the way through.

Ah. Well, maybe next year if he stays out of the nut ward.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 06:32:37 PM
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Tucker on December 22, 2012, 06:57:01 PM
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?

Locked up in a rubber room should be good for a 5 position upper advancement.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: Mike220 on December 22, 2012, 06:58:18 PM
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?

We can always hope they bring back lobotomies.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
Post by: miskie on December 22, 2012, 08:05:28 PM
That would be racist.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/sideways_gun_sight.jpg)

Now Now ---

Birdman Weapons Systems also sold kits to rural Americans too -- so they can't possibly be racist  :-)

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac33/meatmachineman/jadedbig.jpg)