The Conservative Cave
Interests => All Things Edible (and how to prepare them) => Topic started by: njpines on December 21, 2012, 09:01:18 AM
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LINK (http://gawker.com/5970233/pizza-hut--achieves-pizza-within-a-pizza-mine-eyes-have-seen-the-glory-of-the-coming-of-the-lord)
Pizza-within-a-pizza was achieved by the ragtag bunch of dreamers at Pizza Hut Singapore, who see not see pizzas as they are and ask, "Why?" but instead imagine levels of pizza that never were and ask, "Why not?"
As observed by Brand Eating, the so-called "Double Sensation Pizza" is structured around two rings of crust. The outer ring, stuffed with mozzarella, Parmesan, and cheddar cheeses (that ooze out of holes poked intermittently), frames the Ur-pizza. This is the pie on which all subsequent pies will be constructed. This pizza is topped with turkey ham bell peppers, and mushrooms, on top of salsa (?).
Working our way from the outer ring to the inner, we encounter Enlightenment in the form of a second pizza. This crust is stuffed with chicken sausage and yet more cheese. It is topped with smoked chicken and zucchini on "pepper alfredo" sauce.
The meta-pizza is garnished with a single red cherry, representing the blood of all those who have come before and failed.
Looks pretty tasty!
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If they continue to eat that stuff, they'll be just like the majority of Americans, obese with diabetes and heart problems.
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Singapore... that explains the cucumber.
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Not sure why but Pizza Hut sure sucks of late.
Ah, wait--now I remember--they've ALWAYS sucked. Then again, there are worse, some even disprove the assertion that there's no such thing as bad pizza.
And yeah--only in Asia. My particular fave? Seaweed and corn pizza in Japan.
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Not sure why but Pizza Hut sure sucks of late.
Ah, wait--now I remember--they've ALWAYS sucked. Then again, there are worse, some even disprove the assertion that there's no such thing as bad pizza.
And yeah--only in Asia. My particular fave? Seaweed and corn pizza in Japan.
Domino's not doing that well from the franchise up the street. Worse Pizzza I ever had was at that store, never again.
Favorite Pizza I personally enjoy are those that I get very rarely in Haverhill , little hole in the wall that has been in business for 50-60 years. Just a thin crust, tomato sauce, Olive oil and lots of cheese. No garbage anything just pure old country Sicilian peasant fare.