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Title: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: njpines on December 20, 2012, 12:01:40 PM
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1018261322 (http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1018261322)

What a drama queen . . .  :mental:

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Denninmi (4,499 posts)  Thu Dec 20, 2012, 06:26 AM

Thanks to my friends and supporters for everything, but I too think it's time to walk away from DU.
 
As many of you may know, I took a big step last Friday and "came out" about my recently psychiatric break and my resulting admission into a psychiatric day program in a thread right here in the DU lounge. Until then, I had only discussed openly and in detail my problems on the DU Mental Health Support group, where a very small but wonderful group of amazing, kind, and compassionate people threw me a lifeline and talked me through one of the worst experiences of my life. I had made allusions here in the Lounge about things, but couldn't quite find the courage within myself to really open up about this until last Friday morning.

blah, blah, blah

Bad timing. Who knew, certainly not I, that at almost the same time as I made my post last Friday, a disturbed young man 800 miles away in small-town Connecticut would unleash a tragedy upon the nation of epic proportions by senselessly slaughtering the most innocent among us and the dedicated souls that worked to educate them?

Gosh, Dennis, sorry the guy chose such an inopportune time to blow all those people away and ruin your "coming out" as a nutter

I personally have been told in posts that I should have to wear a modern day scarlet letter to identify myself to the public as someone with a mental health issue, that I should be required to be registered in state and national criminal police databases in the same way that sex offenders are, that the authorities should have the right to force me to move out of my home if I lived within a certain distance of places where children are, that as someone with a mental health issue I'm predisposed to violence, that as a white male from an upper middle class suburb I am especially predisposed to becoming another spree killer, that the medication I take to control the emotional roller coaster of bipolar is at best ineffective but that I could cure myself by thought if only I wanted too, even that I and all people with mental health issues should be permanently locked up to prevent future tragedies, that I am some kind of sponge off of the working taxpayers and I should get a job and pay for my own healthcare and insurance, even though I've held full time jobs continuously since 1987 and do currently pay for my Blue Cross coverage since my employer doesn't provide insurance, an especially ironic comment since I was sitting at my desk at work when I read it. You get the picture. Second class citizen at best.

Personally I think you should wear a large scarlet E on your chest for your giant EGO



blah, blah, blah -- lots more there but you get the picture.  He's written some form of this screed in almost every post of his.

So, bets anyone?  He's back in one day, one week, one hour, even?
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2012, 12:03:30 PM
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What a drama queen . . .  :mental:


blah, blah, blah -- lots more there but you get the picture.  He's written some form of this screed in almost every post of his.

So, bets anyone?  He's back in one day, one week, one hour, even?

Saturday morning, at the latest.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2012, 12:04:55 PM
So, bets anyone?  He's back in one day, one week, one hour, even?
I give him until Christmas... a week, tops.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: njpines on December 20, 2012, 12:05:35 PM
Gosh, I just realized I posted this in the wrong forum; I thought I was in the DUmpster.  Could a kind mod move it for me?  

ETA: Thanks!!
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2012, 12:06:24 PM
Gosh, I just realized I posted this in the wrong forum; I thought I was in the DUmpster.  Could a kind mod move it for me?  

Oh now, I already did.

This happens; imagine the furor if something from the Shortbus got posted by accident in General Discussion.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2012, 12:09:15 PM
How do you expect him to keep his word?

Dennis is an officially, professionally diagnosed nut.

Nuts, and Dennis the Menace is most definitely a nut, are not known for consistency.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Karin on December 20, 2012, 12:21:25 PM
Does that third paragraph get close to breaking a run-on sentence record? 
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: hillneck on December 20, 2012, 12:23:33 PM
I ssay "I" for Idiot.  He must have somewhere to be for the holidays and just wanted to give his fellow DUmmies a BS story.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: njpines on December 20, 2012, 12:29:06 PM
Does that third paragraph get close to breaking a run-on sentence record? 

I know, right?  I was only going to bring over a part of it but then realized it was one sentence! Good grief!
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2012, 12:38:42 PM
I know, right?  I was only going to bring over a part of it but then realized it was one sentence! Good grief!
Okay, kids, for ten bonus points, diagram that sentence.

The amazing thing is that Dennis the Menace claims to be a paralegal who writes legal briefs.

I don't think he could write a Fruit of the Loom brief.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Airwolf on December 20, 2012, 01:11:03 PM
I would say break out the bubbley butthats to good for him so I say we does this instead,

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M1DCYqlXA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 20, 2012, 02:23:45 PM
more proof that liberalism is ultimately a mental disorder.

Yes, Denninmi: you are a loon. Embrace the looney tune within. Proudly proclaim that you are mentally ill/nuts/psychotic...and you vote!
and please tell us again how much smarter you are.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Undies on December 20, 2012, 02:27:17 PM
Once again, major mental illness and democrat party loyalty go hand-in-hand. 
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2012, 02:30:08 PM
Yes, Denninmi: you are a loon. Embrace the looney tune within.

Nutcse nadin has taught us that it's "lonnie tune".
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Rebel on December 20, 2012, 02:46:52 PM
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/looneyleft.jpg)
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Wineslob on December 20, 2012, 02:48:23 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-lJZiqZaGA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 20, 2012, 02:50:20 PM
Does that third paragraph get close to breaking a run-on sentence record? 
Nope. Faulkner still has him beat in "Absalom, Absalom"
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2012, 03:19:59 PM
I think before the officially, professionally diagnosed nut Dennis the Menace is allowed to return, he should have a big red "L" tattooed on his forehead.

It would stand for "Lonnie Tune".

No one with that big red "L" tattoo should be able to buy a riffle, or even a shootgun.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 20, 2012, 03:23:34 PM
I think before the officially, professionally diagnosed nut Dennis the Menace is allowed to return, he should have a big red "L" tattooed on his forehead.

It would stand for "Lonnie Tune".

No one with that big red "L" tattoo should be able to buy a riffle, or even a shootgun.
What about a pisstull?
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 20, 2012, 03:32:35 PM
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1018261322 (http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1018261322)


blah, blah, blah -- lots more there but you get the picture.  He's written some form of this screed in almost every post of his.

So, bets anyone?  He's back in one day, one week, one hour, even?

It all about them.  Breathless self-sympathy rants like this prove to the world that you're a world class (D)oUchebag.

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What a drama queen . . .  :mental:

Understatement of the Day! :-)
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 20, 2012, 03:33:48 PM
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Quote from: GOBUCKS on Today at 12:19:59 pm
I think before the officially, professionally diagnosed nut Dennis the Menace is allowed to return, he should have a big red "L" tattooed on his forehead.

It would stand for "Lonnie Tune".

No one with that big red "L" tattoo should be able to buy a riffle, or even a shootgun.

What about a pisstull?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Carl on December 20, 2012, 03:38:39 PM
It seems he confessed to being what we figured out right from the start...a pedophile.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Bad Dog on December 20, 2012, 03:46:33 PM
It seems he confessed to being what we figured out right from the start...a pedophile.

I caught that too.  Is this the first time he has alluded to having "small eyes".
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 20, 2012, 04:13:34 PM
I give him until Christmas... a week, tops.

Yeah...in the meantime, toodles, Fruitcake!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 20, 2012, 04:17:57 PM
So, bets anyone?  He's back in one day, one week, one hour, even?
He'll be back after he gets banned from any number of forums for his insane (literally!) posts.
Only DU offers safe harbor for certified mental patients who think they are the smartest people on the interwebs.
Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2012, 06:01:07 PM
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Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Thu Dec 20, 2012, 03:49 PM
 murielm99 (12,734 posts)
32. It makes me sad to see the mentally ill leaving here.

You are not the only one going.


You and I both, DUmmy murielmnumbers, you and I both.

Without the mentally ill, the DUmp would just be a bunch of moles talking to one another.

Title: Re: Crazy Dennis crayons a second GBCW
Post by: Skul on December 20, 2012, 11:38:29 PM
Good grief, Dennis found a pre "74 can of spray paint.  :banghead: