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Title: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 17, 2012, 11:03:54 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-12 (DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate!) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2969779/posts)

(http://media.heraldonline.com/smedia/2012/12/17/13/02/yqpta.AuSt.6.jpg)

Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Jim DeMint: Republican diversity, Democrat nightmare
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 17, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
You DUmmies OPPOSE a black man being in the Senate??

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/Thats_Racist_1-3d_phase.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: sybilll on December 17, 2012, 11:46:43 PM
This one definitely belongs in your top 10, Charles.  Well done Sir, well done indeed. 
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: rDigital on December 18, 2012, 01:44:34 AM
I thought it was common knowledge that blacks are required to be a member of the party that kept them enslaved.  ;)

It took a Republican to free them.  :usflag:
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: delilahmused on December 18, 2012, 04:21:17 AM
Brilliant! Really, if you weren't a pastor you could be a standup comic...of course not the kind who would be delusional enough to marry poor, stupid Beth. While my heart belongs to frank, I swear I have a crush on you...I would probably have to change denominations just to listen to you every Sunday if I lived near you! I really needed the laughter after how intense it's been the last couple of years. Thank you!

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Freeper on December 18, 2012, 05:46:54 AM
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If anybody on the left criticizes Scott for any reason expect the Republicans to start playing the race card and indignantly accusing us of racism

That is my favorite quote from the entire thread. They really hate it when we use their own tactics against them.  :rotf:

Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 18, 2012, 05:56:50 AM
SCOTT - WEST
        2016
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Karin on December 18, 2012, 07:41:03 AM
I thought this was particularly arresting:

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I don't think he's as crazy as Alan West.  

[Now why would you compare Tim Scott to Allen West? Scott is not replacing West; he's replacing DeMint. But let's see, why would you do that? Tim Scott . . . Allen West . . . what could it be? Oh, I don't know, could it be . . . RACISM??]


They don't even realize they're doing it. 
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Rebel on December 18, 2012, 07:46:15 AM
Don't know if this has been posted at CC yet, knowing you guys, I'm sure it has but I've been out of the loop for a while developing those new chemicals for the Chemtrail program...  :stirpot: but...


http://politicaloutcast.com/2012/12/a-black-man-has-just-left-the-liberal-plantation/

That explains a TON.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: jukin on December 18, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
Leftist State Media Headline:

Republicans Remove Only African-American Republican in Congress.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 18, 2012, 05:49:10 PM
I've already seen some comments in the Washington Post story about how he is an Uncle Tom.


Pretty sad.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: NHSparky on December 18, 2012, 07:54:49 PM
Nah, no projection here, kids.  Move along.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 18, 2012, 08:14:18 PM
Brilliant! Really, if you weren't a pastor you could be a standup comic.

Growing up, I was a big fan of well-written comedy. And when I was in college, I did some call-in bits on the radio in Chicago. I did think about becoming a comedy writer. So doing the DUFUs scratches that itch.

Of course, I also thought about becoming the second baseman for the Chicago Cubs and then U.S. Senator from Illinois. (Just think, I could have blocked Obozo's career path!) But a shoulder injury put an end to the first dream, and a higher calling put an end to the second.

While my heart belongs to frank, I swear I have a crush on you.

Blushing. . . .  :pickme:

I would probably have to change denominations just to listen to you every Sunday if I lived near you!

It's never too late to become a Lutheran.

I really needed the laughter after how intense it's been the last couple of years. Thank you! Cindie

Thank you, madam. I endeavour to give satisfaction.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 18, 2012, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Some DUmmie
If anybody on the left criticizes Scott for any reason expect the Republicans to start playing the race card and indignantly accusing us of racism.

That is my favorite quote from the entire thread. They really hate it when we use their own tactics against them. 

And that was my point in doing this DUFU. It's the old DUmmie DUbble Standard. They would say they oppose Scott because of his politics, not his race. But they do not grant us that same privilege when it comes to Obama. How many times have we heard them say, "The Republicans can't stand having a black man in the White House!" So I wanted to turn the tables on them.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
That is my favorite quote from the entire thread. They really hate it when we use their own tactics against them.  :rotf:



Every dirty trick that we know, we learned from the democrat party.
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Rebel on December 19, 2012, 07:58:42 AM
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"Nasty, tricksy Rethugses! We hates them!!"


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 20, 2012, 08:25:36 AM
Don't know if this has been posted at CC yet. . . .
http://politicaloutcast.com/2012/12/a-black-man-has-just-left-the-liberal-plantation/
That explains a TON.

The linked column, "A Black Man Has Just Left the Liberal Plantation," concerns Washington QB Robert Griffin III, about whom ESPN black lib-racist talker Rob Parker recently wondered if he was "a brother" (i.e., a fellow black lib-racist) or merely "a cornball brother" (i.e., an Oreo, black on the outside, white on the inside). It was to that I was referreing when I wrote in the DUFU:

[The DUmmies think Rep. Scott is an Uncle Tim. So you're saying he's a "cornball brother," like RG3?]
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Rebel on December 20, 2012, 08:36:54 AM
The linked column, "A Black Man Has Just Left the Liberal Plantation," concerns Washington QB Robert Griffin III, about whom ESPN black lib-racist talker Rob Parker recently wondered if he was "a brother" (i.e., a fellow black lib-racist) or merely "a cornball brother" (i.e., an Oreo, black on the outside, white on the inside). It was to that I was referreing when I wrote in the DUFU:

[The DUmmies think Rep. Scott is an Uncle Tim. So you're saying he's a "cornball brother," like RG3?]

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Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 20, 2012, 09:09:26 AM
Leftist State Media Headline:
Republicans Remove Only African-American Republican in Congress.

The Republicans may have pulled Rep. Scott out of the House, but as a Senator he's still in Congress. In fact . . .

Well, he's movin' on up
To the best side
To a dee-luxe appointment in the sky
He's movin' on up
To the best side
But watch the Thought Police howl and cry!
Title: Re: DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! (New DUFU)
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 20, 2012, 04:42:12 PM
The Republicans may have pulled Rep. Scott out of the House, but as a Senator he's still in Congress. In fact . . .

Well, he's movin' on up
To the best side
To a dee-luxe appointment in the sky
He's movin' on up
To the best side
But watch the Thought Police howl and cry!

"George Jefferson's" body has been on ice for 3 months and no one will claim it......I heard that on TV 2 or 3 weeks ago and think I got it right.