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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gina on December 17, 2012, 03:09:59 PM
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(http://cbssacramento.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/modupe-adunni-martin.jpg?w=300)
Modupe Adunni Martin
SAN MATEO (AP) — A sex romp in a public park has helped prosecutors convict a California woman of faking an ankle injury to collect workers’ compensation payments.
San Mateo County prosecutors say 29-year-old Modupe Adunni Martin reported the injury while working as a Sequoia Union High School District janitor in 2009.
Martin claimed she couldn’t walk and needed crutches.
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/14/bay-areas-womans-sex-act-reveals-workers-comp-fraud/
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What's her DUmp name?
I think a more important question is who would want to have a sex romp with her in the first place?
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What's her DUmp name?
Yeesh! We're bath salts involved? :stoner:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s[/youtube]
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I think a more important question is who would want to have a sex romp with her in the first place?
Adrenalin, that will do it. Strange how this works. Mix sex in with adrenalin and a person with a broken hip can run up Mountain.
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That's a ..............woman?
:panic:
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Adrenalin, that will do it. Strange how this works. Mix sex in with adrenalin and a person with a broken hip can run up Mountain.
No Vesta, I'm afraid you have been watching too many movies.
A broken hip, while trying to run, will grind up the surrounding muscles and nerves making running impossible. No amount of sex and adrenalin can bridge a severed nerve.
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I looked up the name Modupe, I mean I've seriously never heard of it and figured it was some made up AA name. Nope, it is in fact a Nigerian BOY's name, meaning grateful. OK, if the kid came out looking anything like the picture I can almost understand the parents' confusion. :lmao:
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Looks a little like the cat from Red Dwarf:
(http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/cat-red-dwarf-danny-john-jules-backwards.jpg)
Or more like the cat's alter ego, Duane Dibbley:
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Red-Dwarf-frame-2-Duane-Dibble.jpg)
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Good. Goobity. Goo.
That is one UGLY woman.
Looks dumb as a box of rocks, too.
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How'd you like to feel like she looks?
Now THAT would be a real reason to call in sick!
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It's Aunt Bundy.
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I looked up the name Modupe, I mean I've seriously never heard of it and figured it was some made up AA name. Nope, it is in fact a Nigerian BOY's name, meaning grateful. OK, if the kid came out looking anything like the picture I can almost understand the parents' confusion. :lmao:
:lmao: