The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CG6468 on December 15, 2012, 11:29:27 AM
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... you sit down to breakfast and hear "snap, crackle, and pop" and you haven't poured milk in your cereal yet.
...you start thinking that Sarasota, Florida is a lot more "cutting edge" than most people give it credit for.
...your pharmacist calls you by your first name.
...your sweetie says "Wanna neck?" and hands you a piece of chicken.
...your car battery goes dead because your turn signal was on for two weeks straight.
...lawn care becomes a big part of your life.
...you think "libido" is an Italian pasta.
...the tooth fairy has more teeth than you do.
...you wake up with that awful "morning after" feeling...and you didn't do anything the night before.
...you drink prune juice on purpose.
...you start complaining that "they're not building car seats high enough.".
...you call that place where you keep leftovers the "ICE BOX".
...you begin to think of an RV as "one sweet ride".
...you're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
...conversations with people your age often turn into "dueling ailments".
...you can remember when the dead sea was only sick.
...at buffets, you complain if they don't have tapioca.
...you think of a "quickie" as napping at a traffic light.
...your back goes out more often than you do.
...you have an uncontrollable urge to feed the geese in the park.
...many of your co-workers were born the year you got your last promotion.
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What was that again?
What the hell was the question?
Damn kids.
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I admit I LOLd, especially at the Dead Sea quip.
Thanks. I forwarded this.
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What was that again?
What the hell was the question?
Damn kids.
You forgot to add GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Please add to the list:
...you start complaining that "they're not building 'toilet seats' high enough."
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...you are at a bar and a nice looking woman sits next to you and all you can think about is how she is blocking your view of the golf tournament on the TV.
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probably TMI but I know I am getting old when I can't bend the way I used to :whistling:
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Your hurt your balls cause you kneed yourself.