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Title: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2012, 10:02:31 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115718108

Oh my.

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nadinbrzezinski (113,141 posts)    Mon Dec 10, 2012, 05:04 PM

Ah latkes (potato pancakes)

One of those few Jewish Eastern European foods that can be modified for the gluten intolerant.
 
I replaced the AP flour with potato starch. Easy, peachy, it works. I experimented and did not add the egg and it worked.
 
I made them savory, with scallions. This is a once a year treat though....my kitchen is an absolute mess!!!!
 
Ah, but our yearly treat...and the parrots liked them...what is not to like in fried tater cakes?

<<doesn't care for latkes; too much grease, and the potatoes remain too raw.

The best potato pancakes are those made from mashed potatoes and cooked on a cast-iron skillet with lots of real butter.

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Fortinbras Armstrong (400 posts)    Wed Dec 12, 2012, 08:54 AM

1. If your kitchen is a mess

I suspect that you aren't doing it right. When I make latkes, I have either a grater or a food processor (depending on how energetic I feel) to clean, along with one bowl, the frying pan and some utensils.

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nadinbrzezinski (113,141 posts)    Wed Dec 12, 2012, 01:06 PM

2. I made a full dinner.

And yup, used a food processor.

The above's the whole campfire; the oblate spheroid doesn't draw an audience well in the cooking and baking forum.
Title: Re: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: seahorse513 on December 15, 2012, 10:37:31 AM
She needs to stick with what she knows best :-)
Title: Re: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2012, 10:46:23 AM
She needs to stick with what she knows best
She wishes she didn't know all that shit.
Title: Re: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2012, 09:09:02 PM
By the way, I wonder if the oblate spheroid knows this:

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TODAY'S BIRTHDAY: Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (37 AD)

Nero became emperor of Rome by murdering his mother and step-brother. His respectful treatment of the Senate made him a popular emperor in the east, but his reign was marred by unemployment and a major revolt in Britain. After a fire ravaged Rome in 64 AD, he persecuted the Christians as scapegoats. With his reign in decline, Nero went on a murderous rampage, was condemned by the Senate, and chose suicide over execution.

Maybe she's his reincarnation.
Title: Re: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: Jasonw560 on December 16, 2012, 12:09:29 AM
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nadinbrzezinski (113,141 posts)    Mon Dec 10, 2012, 05:04 PM

Ah latkes (potato pancakes)

One of those few Jewish Eastern European foods that can be modified for the gluten intolerant.
 
I replaced the AP flour with potato starch. Easy, peachy, (it's easy, PEASY, you dolt) it works. I experimented and did not add the egg and it worked.
 
I made them savory, with scallions. This is a once a year treat though....my kitchen is an absolute mess!!!! Maybe you should learn to clean up after yourself.
 
Ah, but our yearly treat...and the parrots liked them...what is not to like in fried tater cakes?Stop. Don't try to be "homey". Makes you sound like a bigger idiot than you are.
Title: Re: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: chitownchica on December 16, 2012, 12:42:39 AM
 :lmao:

Easy peachy.  Makes me laugh.

If she was a nice lady, I would think that saying was kind of cute.
Title: Re: the oblate spheroid makes latkes
Post by: formerlurker on December 16, 2012, 06:53:28 AM
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Fortinbras Armstrong (403 posts)
1. If your kitchen is a mess

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I suspect that you aren't doing it right. When I make latkes, I have either a grater or a food processor (depending on how energetic I feel) to clean, along with one bowl, the frying pan and some utensils.

You suspect?   Dude, no need for such diplomacy.