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Title: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2008, 12:16:02 PM
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Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.

Um, owwwww???

LINKY DINK W/ PICS OF THE WASHERS (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html)

 :mental:
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2008, 12:27:06 PM
Oh, I thought this was kennedy's brain surgery...
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 02, 2008, 01:27:55 PM
this story is so steeped in aussie-speak that I had to read it several times . . . and I'm still not entirely sure that I understand where they were, and how they got them out. :???:

I am fairly confident that we are talking about washers.
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: jendf on June 02, 2008, 01:59:02 PM
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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

I suspect alcohol played a role in this. Unless you boys consider doing stuff like when you are stone cold sober. Is that possible?
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

I suspect alcohol played a role in this. Unless you boys consider doing stuff like when you are stone cold sober. Is that possible?

I'm still not completely sure what we're talking about. ::)
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: jendf on June 02, 2008, 02:24:47 PM
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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

I suspect alcohol played a role in this. Unless you boys consider doing stuff like when you are stone cold sober. Is that possible?

I'm still not completely sure what we're talking about. ::)

Use your imagination. I certainly am.
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2008, 02:27:12 PM
"I don't care how big you wish it was, I ain't putting those things on my noodle."
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 02, 2008, 02:28:50 PM
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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

I suspect alcohol played a role in this. Unless you boys consider doing stuff like when you are stone cold sober. Is that possible?

I'm still not completely sure what we're talking about. ::)

Use your imagination. I certainly am.

you do NOT want me to engage my imagination, trust me.  :-) :uhsure: :mental: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: RobJohnson on June 02, 2008, 02:36:57 PM

I suspect alcohol played a role in this. Unless you boys consider doing stuff like when you are stone cold sober. Is that possible?

 :rotf:

Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: jinxmchue on June 02, 2008, 02:50:24 PM
I didn't know Ben Burch went on vacation in Australia.
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: RobJohnson on June 02, 2008, 02:56:54 PM
I didn't know Ben Burch went on vacation in Australia.

 :bwah:

Burch tried them only after Skinner couldn't get them to stay on.

PS: Don't try this at home.
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Splashdown on June 02, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
2 thoughts strike me.

1. I'm surprised this story doesn't have a Florida dateline  :-)

and

2. Was he going for an effect like this?

(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3352483.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=0629904139C22E589594744BD6720892A55A1E4F32AD3138)
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Dixie*Darling on June 02, 2008, 04:51:54 PM
Why in the hell would you put 16 washers (or even 1) on your dangle? 
No c*ck rings in the land down under?

Better yet .. what did he have in mind doing once they were on there?
Elongating a micro weenie?

Me thinks this guys brain is in the little head!   :mental:
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: LC EFA on June 02, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
Maybe he had a loose nut ?
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Dixie*Darling on June 02, 2008, 04:59:00 PM
Maybe he had a loose nut ?


 :lmao: :lmao: +1
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: jendf on June 02, 2008, 05:49:24 PM
Maybe he had a loose nut ?


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: jinxmchue on June 02, 2008, 09:23:19 PM
I didn't know Ben Burch went on vacation in Australia.

 :bwah:

Burch tried them only after Skinner couldn't get them to stay on.

PS: Don't try this at home.

Hey, stories like this and jokes about Ben Burch go hand in -- er...  nevermind.
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 02, 2008, 09:27:29 PM
Maybe he had a loose nut ?


where did he stick those?
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2008, 09:38:09 PM
Judging from the pics of the washers, he is a true pencil d*ck.   :-)
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: LC EFA on June 02, 2008, 11:30:54 PM
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where did he stick those?

Why, I believe they're attached at the bottom of the bolt.
Title: Re: Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Post by: Lauri on June 03, 2008, 12:48:52 AM
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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

I suspect alcohol played a role in this. Unless you boys consider doing stuff like when you are stone cold sober. Is that possible?

we had a good friend who trained as a surgeon in dallas who later moved to georgia.. his stories of weird stuff extracted from sex organs was enough to make me thankful i was never interested in surgery as a nurse :-)