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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on December 13, 2012, 08:07:37 PM
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Please give so Hugo can live. A fund is being set up at DU so the Round one in Red can get live saving operations that can only be found in Cuban hospitals.
Please send personal checks made to C.A.S.H (the Cuban Anti-American Society of Hospitals) to me. There is another website out there calling the hospital billing room saying Paypal is full of fraudsters and the checks will all bounce (the fiends!). But we know better! We may be only $10 dollars away from another 10 years of glorious revolutionary leadership.
The safest way to to send you checks to a completely unaccountable source like me. I'll deposit them in one big lump sum. Please hurry! we need $50k in 3 days or the hospital will wheel Hugo out into the street, put a sign that says, "Hurricane" on him, and push him down a hill. Do you want a second Hurricane Hugo unleashed upon Cuba? I thought not.
So please give generously. Thank you.
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Before I give I'm going to require contact information for the hospital. I want to check if Hugo is really there and I want more details about the operation he needs.
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Before I give one damn dime, I need to know if Beth has properly registered this fund-raiser.
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Before I give I'm going to require contact information for the hospital. I want to check if Hugo is really there and I want more details about the operation he needs.
No. No. No. this has to be vague and unaccountable. Its the ummmm, Cuban privacy rules. That's the ticket!
Cuban Hospitals are very strict on privacy. So send the check and trust me.
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Before I give one damn dime, I need to know if Beth has properly registered this fund-raiser.
Yessssssss, yes she is. in fact she's right here with me. But she can't type because of finger cramps.
She's here with me because...ummm...we got married! yeah. and we're skipping our honeymoon to help poor Hugo.
In fact she's coming out with a fundraiser game called "Hungry Hungry Hugos." kids love it. If you send a check marked for C.A.S.H for at least $50 we will send you a copy of the game as a free gift. That's the ticket!
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This could be Hugo!
"POLITICIZE MY PLIGHT! VENEZUELA-VERIFIED PAPER MONEY!"
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Is he getting a Whipple? At Juans Hopkins?
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Havana wild weekend. Wish you were here.
-- Hugo
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:rofl: :lmao:
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Please give so Hugo can live. A fund is being set up at DU so the Round one in Red can get live saving operations that can only be found in Cuban hospitals.
Please send personal checks made to C.A.S.H (the Cuban Anti-American Society of Hospitals) to me. There is another website out there calling the hospital billing room saying Paypal is full of fraudsters and the checks will all bounce (the fiends!). But we know better! We may be only $10 dollars away from another 10 years of glorious revolutionary leadership.
The safest way to to send you checks to a completely unaccountable source like me. I'll deposit them in one big lump sum. Please hurry! we need $50k in 3 days or the hospital will wheel Hugo out into the street, put a sign that says, "Hurricane" on him, and push him down a hill. Do you want a second Hurricane Hugo unleashed upon Cuba? I thought not.
So please give generously. Thank you.
K&R!!!!!11
NT
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Is he getting a Whipple? At Juans Hopkins?
Good one!
Awesome.
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I would not be surprised if coach has slipped off, unnoticed, and found his way to Havana.
After all, he has extensive experience maneuvering around workers' paradises, and this one is practically next door to Nebraska.
If Yugo ends up roasting with Dead Ted in a few days, we'll know what happened.
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I would not be surprised if coach has slipped off, unnoticed, and found his way to Havana.
After all, he has extensive experience maneuvering around workers' paradises, and this one is practically next door to Nebraska.
If Yugo ends up roasting with Dead Ted in a few days, we'll know what happened.
Well, at least according to Detective Judy, the grasswire primitive.
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Judi Lynn has to be in beside herself and the ditch witch is probably shedding more tears that she did over her son.
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It's really strange, how the Dump's Yugochicks have vanished.
A year or so ago, any mention of Round Red Yugo would bring them out in force.
They were as reliable as nadin's suckups.
Now, nothing.
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I would not be surprised if coach has slipped off, unnoticed, and found his way to Havana.
After all, he has extensive experience maneuvering around workers' paradises, and this one is practically next door to Nebraska.
If Yugo ends up roasting with Dead Ted in a few days, we'll know what happened.
If you go Frank be careful, you maybe trailed by a mumbling female, layered in coats and pulling a wagon.
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There's gotta be a mailbox I can send a jar of nice fresh Captain Trips too...
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Please give so Hugo can live. A fund is being set up at DU so the Round one in Red can get live saving operations that can only be found in Cuban hospitals.
Please send personal checks made to C.A.S.H (the Cuban Anti-American Society of Hospitals) to me. There is another website out there calling the hospital billing room saying Paypal is full of fraudsters and the checks will all bounce (the fiends!). But we know better! We may be only $10 dollars away from another 10 years of glorious revolutionary leadership.
The safest way to to send you checks to a completely unaccountable source like me. I'll deposit them in one big lump sum. Please hurry! we need $50k in 3 days or the hospital will wheel Hugo out into the street, put a sign that says, "Hurricane" on him, and push him down a hill. Do you want a second Hurricane Hugo unleashed upon Cuba? I thought not.
So please give generously. Thank you.
What a day it would be if Fidel and him kicked the bucket together.
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What a day it would be if Fidel and him kicked the bucket together.
Well, the only question really is whether Yugo will make it into the 2013 dead pool.
Right now, it's not looking too likely.
Nevertheless, while they'll both go to roast with Dead Ted and Killer Tiller very shortly, let's hope that there's a reasonable period of time for celebration between the two.
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Fidel and Hugo dying on the same day would be pants. Both of them can burn in hell ..
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...but...but....but....Micheal Moore says it's all free......and the best in the world. When Micheal Moore gets sick, and his fat ass will, wonder if he will go to Cuba?