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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Linda on December 13, 2012, 11:27:19 AM

Title: For the LURKING DUMPMONKEYS
Post by: Linda on December 13, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
My 14 year old grand daughter read and understood this all by herself...

Now ask yourself this question...

Are you smarter than a 14 year old?


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Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: franksolich on December 13, 2012, 11:31:44 AM
Uh huh.

And there's a quote by a famous personality of the 1930s, where he said that fascism would come to America under the guise of liberalism.

I'm sure the primitives would've loved Huey Long, until he said that.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: Wineslob on December 13, 2012, 12:15:09 PM
My 14 year old grand daughter read and understood this all by herself...

Now ask yourself this question...

Are you smarter than a 14 year old?


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The problem is, the idiots want this. The only thing they are concerned about is all the "free" stuff they can get and not having to work for a living.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: Karin on December 13, 2012, 12:18:00 PM
Under Communism, you have to work, only if digging ditches and filling them back in.  Anybody who's dug a garden knows what a backbreaker that is.  DUmmies ain't gonna like it.  Don't want to work?  Deathcamp for useful/useless idiots. 
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: thundley4 on December 13, 2012, 12:58:02 PM
Under Communism, you have to work, only if digging ditches and filling them back in.  Anybody who's dug a garden knows what a backbreaker that is.  DUmmies ain't gonna like it.  Don't want to work?  Deathcamp for useful/useless idiots. 

So,  can we give communism a try, just for a year or so to get rid of the parasites?   :-)
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 13, 2012, 01:21:08 PM
The problem is, the idiots want this. The only thing they are concerned about is all the "free" stuff they can get and not having to work for a living.

Yeah that.  To them, this is a prophecy, not a problem.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: jukin on December 13, 2012, 01:33:18 PM
The DUches are the ultimate Useful Idiots. There are thousands of stories of Stalin supporters being sent to Siberia to the work camps and asking "Does Stalin know of this?" I see the same thing as the quality of life for a typical DUbag as eroded every year since 2007 and the great progressive takeover of government.

Slight thread jack: I use DUmpmonkeys and not DUmpmonkies because DUmpmonkey is a proper noun. Much like the NHL Leafs. What is the consensus proper plural of DUmpmonkey?
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 13, 2012, 01:40:02 PM
Slight thread jack: I use DUmpmonkeys and not DUmpmonkies because DUmpmonkey is a proper noun. Much like the NHL Leafs. What is the consensus proper plural of DUmpmonkey?

I have to give you this one.  However, the spelling rules drilled into me by the various Catholic schools I attended won't let me spell it that way. :(

Then again, I use the term 'DUmb****,' so I don't have that problem. O-)
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: delilahmused on December 13, 2012, 01:50:32 PM
Under Communism, you have to work, only if digging ditches and filling them back in.  Anybody who's dug a garden knows what a backbreaker that is.  DUmmies ain't gonna like it.  Don't want to work?  Deathcamp for useful/useless idiots. 

Yeah, but this is 0bamunism...moochers are a protected class. After all, Sheila Jackson Lee said entitlements are EARNED. Lurking DUmmies: this does not include seniors who were forced to put money into SS and were promised it as a retirement fund, vets who did EARN them and the truly disabled who, as a compassionate people, we should take care of. Used to be families would look after each other but we've become so fractured and selfish and used to "somebody else" doing it that it doesn't happen as much anymore.

Cindie
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 13, 2012, 01:56:28 PM
Understand it?

It's their Bible.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 13, 2012, 03:16:07 PM
Under Communism, you have to work, only if digging ditches and filling them back in.  Anybody who's dug a garden knows what a backbreaker that is.  DUmmies ain't gonna like it.  Don't want to work?  Deathcamp for useful/useless idiots. 

Under Socialism, you work system; under Communism, system works you!

/Yakov

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: Skul on December 13, 2012, 04:49:07 PM
The DUches are the ultimate Useful Idiots. There are thousands of stories of Stalin supporters being sent to Siberia to the work camps and asking "Does Stalin know of this?" I see the same thing as the quality of life for a typical DUbag as eroded every year since 2007 and the great progressive takeover of government.

Slight thread jack: I use DUmpmonkeys and not DUmpmonkies because DUmpmonkey is a proper noun. Much like the NHL Leafs. What is the consensus proper plural of DUmpmonkey?
DUmbasses seems to work.
It does for me, anyway.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: Freeper on December 13, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
My 14 year old grand daughter read and understood this all by herself...

Now ask yourself this question...

Are you smarter than a 14 year old?


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Oh they understand that alright, only this is on their wish list.

Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: Big Dog on December 13, 2012, 08:57:17 PM
Slight thread jack: I use DUmpmonkeys and not DUmpmonkies because DUmpmonkey is a proper noun. Much like the NHL Leafs. What is the consensus proper plural of DUmpmonkey?

I say "DUmpmonkeys". If monkey -> monkeys, then DUmpmonkey -> DUmpmonkeys.

And once more, just to piss off the lurking DUmpmonkeys....



DUmpmonkeys.  :-)
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 13, 2012, 09:10:57 PM
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Slight thread jack: I use DUmpmonkeys and not DUmpmonkies because DUmpmonkey is a proper noun. Much like the NHL Leafs. What is the consensus proper plural of DUmpmonkey?

Of course, it's "DUmpmonkeys".

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Here we come, walkin' down the street,

We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.

Hey, hey we're the DUmpmonkeys,

And people say we monkey around
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKEYS
Post by: Linda on December 14, 2012, 10:23:31 AM
OK you guys win, I modified the title to read DUMPMONKEYS  not DUMPMONKIES.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKEYS
Post by: jukin on December 14, 2012, 11:25:18 AM
 
OK you guys win, I modified the title to read DUMPMONKEYS  not DUMPMONKIES.

Sorry, no offense was meant. I are engineer and speeling and grammer is not my strong suit so was looking for guidance.
Title: Re: For the LURKING DUMPMONKIES
Post by: Tucker on December 14, 2012, 01:37:07 PM
So,  can we give communism a try, just for a year or so to get rid of the parasites?   :-)

The union leaders and teachers would be the first to be put against the wall.