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Title: CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Post by: tuolumnejim on June 02, 2008, 10:10:28 AM

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss says, ' I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house.

Title: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2008, 10:17:55 AM

bada-boom!

(LOL)

Title: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 02, 2008, 09:26:15 PM

 :rotf:

Title: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 02, 2008, 09:31:53 PM

Rim Shot!   :-)

Title: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 05, 2008, 06:17:37 PM

LOL. Hi Five for that!